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Premium Trade

old is gold — Thu, 17 May 2012 11:45:19 GMT

Hey guys as i will not be playing here anymore and i have 400 pp here which is uselss now so i am looking for a trade i mean take 400 pp from me here and give me 400 pp on .Net server anyone willing to do it?

Run! Flee! Save Yourselves! They Come!

ofcourseistillloveyou — Thu, 17 May 2012 11:29:46 GMT

As most of you know there are some tribes that go from world to world, build up a reputation, hone their skills and make folks restart just by spawning near them!

And then there are other tribes....

Tribes that when they appear make folk restart to be near them to make sure that they have a ready supply of tasty snacks. Tribes that lend weight to the adage that the definition of idiocy is repeating the same actions and expecting a different result!

This story is about one of those but as always before I reveal my (Mitchnom faints) tribe I would invite you to get yourself a drink and maybe some nibbles and spend a few minutes admiring a well made website that had me in stitches (love the page turning book though is great, but also had me pondering?

Have I gone mad? Was I really rimmed? Have I woken from some strange dream and logged on to find myself on the rim?! Fret not dear reader as if so I am truly in exalted company as you would not believe the mighty (and not so mighty) that have fallen before the spear nukes of this tribe!

But before I hand you the link for you to see if you too have been fodder for this behemoth of doom I will give you some snippets to see if you can guess the name?!

Is in the Mighty W1N from Uk1, The conquering TFF from UK3, the Killers of Uk7 in Knk or the masters of the win condition DWF from UK8 or even the WC mob from UK9? All have emerged victorious (or read the win conditions!!), all have been anointed by the high priestess Tracey (or about to be). Perhaps it was one of the flicky hair tribes that for 7 minutes and 43 seconds had every world at their feet and could have won, easily, before they got bored and quit!!

Amazingly no but still we should be cautious as each world they plot our demise with plans plotted, schemes scrutinised and all so that one day they can do this!

Oh yes ladies and gentleman I give you not just a tribe, nor a collection of friends, nor even a loosely recruited bunch of random player you found close to you on a map.

Oh no put your hands together and welcome the clan Occult Order

They are looked for with gleeful anticipation, loved and laughed at
They have gone backwards and placed their heads in the sand
scouted to being cleared
picked off one by one
rimmed to disband
forever and ever
every world they play
Not until hell freezes over will you win a world

Now some of you may say, “But Jo you are maybe being harsh how can you make such mockery of a tribe (oops sorry clan) that has C.I.N!”

Well easily actually and for those of you scratching your (Mitchnom nods) heads thinking what on earth a badly spelled misdemeanour is I can reveal all!

Now just before I send you in to see for yourself take a moment to think about your own tribe? Well led by a council or benign despot is not all that important but are you led by a guru? Someone who can guide you to TW nirvana just by raising an eyebrow and saying, “come my follower” and then possibly suggesting clothes and monogamy are for the outside world and before you know where you are you find yourself supporting a guy in an off white robe (real name Neil) whilst your own villa is being nobled?

No? Um nor me which is why you are not in this tribe methinks as they have not a council, nor a benign despot nor even a system of choosing their leader by collecting swords out of rocks!

No read this and tremble as they have (gasp) a Spiritual Leader and also some rather nifty TLA's (three letter acronyms for you still pre coffee)

Ponders. Is the NCO now just called the noble planner?!

Anyways enough from me here is the link to this tribe of terror. Be fearful Uk12

Now do pop into their clan cometary (admire very impressive books!) and then do please scroll through the list of the rimmed!

Quick taster for you (see if you can spot the teeny weeny fibs they tell!

Oh and place drink well away from your keyboard as you read this...

World 4

Mark21Lancs,
Littledaveyboy,

World 7

Temporary (are you sure?)
GodofTech (KnK too)
Lightyjo :icon_redface:
Pogue mahone (alas rimmed before the world could be won)

The Book of spies is also well worth a look!

Here is link and if like me you are hitting delete now to save time then what could we do against such a force!

click if you dare

See you on Uk13!

Fear Quits :icon_eek:

Blog Tribal Wars

welt3800 — Thu, 17 May 2012 07:29:05 GMT

What do you think? http://supremaciatribalwars.blogspot...rbal-wars.html

ODA

Whitty69 — Wed, 16 May 2012 08:42:12 GMT

Okay, so on UK11 this morning i hit someone and lost my nuke but could see all the troops that they had and according to my OD Count guide I have it says i'd get 86024 ODA, but yet my following nuke which cleared it got 21773 ODA and yet that has been posted up on to the ODA charts, I'm just curious of why my other heap of ODA hasn't been put up yet?

Personal Siggy

old is gold — Wed, 16 May 2012 00:00:06 GMT

Hey guys i need a Signature.

Theme: Rock n Rolla
Size: Non spoiler siggy
Text: IDatdude and C0V3RT

The sig should be really good and perfect it will be really huge favor if you can do it for me

Thanx

who should have listened to max?

DeAdMaX — Tue, 15 May 2012 03:55:50 GMT

Spoiler quote from thunder horse:

lol,

i told you guys over and over, that chubbs has done this kinda stuff before, i told you guys that jbox were no good bunch of cheaters that will not think twice at stooping so low. i wanted to hit them hard while we had them, but you guys want to be respectfull to them and honour a agreement about a 4 week period to cool off after diplomacy was broken.

but you didnt listen to me, and now its happened to you guys, too bad so sad. maybe we werent just a bunch of war mongerers and actually knew what we were talking about. my vote is chubbs was behind it as he did the same thing on uk2 to us.

egg is on rk's face now, suffer :D

Ruffus= Duffus?

Coolest person here — Mon, 14 May 2012 20:26:59 GMT

Once upon a time, Ash and Mr Ruffus fell out - Ruffus exchanging some ugly words. Short conversation below:

[13:37:11] Ruffus / Briar Rose: He's a *smelly* *bunny*
[13:42:39] Liam (Pushty): *Bunny* is a strong word over a game.
[13:41:39] Ruffus / Briar Rose: he's a *bunny*
[13:43:03] Ruffus / Briar Rose: its all about respect and most of the *BUNNIES* don't have any

Respect creeping in a mini speech yet again, it does always have to make an appearance, doesn't it? :lol: Might want to try out a synonym every now and then, duffus, here; I will help you out - Click here

But this world he had a devious diplomatic plan, but being the ego that he is, his brain storm only turned out to be a drizzle - I personally think it is due to his shoe size exceeding his IQ and not knowing when to keep his mouth zipped.
So, doesn't take Einstein himself to now how that turned out - BADLY.
Shortly after this, I took his main. :lol:

Some quotes from him to me:

Quote:

Originally Posted by Ruffus

Let me know if your starting W12 and what direction and then we will see if you as good as you think you are eh!

Took your main about a week ago now buddy

Quote:

Originally Posted by Ruffus

lol its a real shame that this game has fools like you, but hey theres one on every world that THINKS he can take me out
So come on then bring it BOY

I just did, and boy do I wish I could do it some more- almost as enjoyable as a 3 letter word (will let the rest of you figure it out, as I highly doubt ruffus will be familar with it). Nevertheless your main villa is delightful

So, as a tribute to the man himself, I know I should of maybe named the the village ‘respect’ or ‘lol’, but it didn't fit in with the theme - sorry ruffus minions, no gravestone here. :icon_cry:
So minions gonna hate! Ruffus gonna hate! Show me some love, rep pwease?

So I have proved my point
We be friend now?

To conclude:

Ruffus’ ego> Ruffus’ IG ability.
He is too easy to rim :icon_rolleyes:

Tip for you ruffus:
Refine your skills bro. You’re not so great at dancing…

Next time we review the book by ruffus himself: "How to fail consistently"

Shout-outs to: Wayne, Lee and Pushty for the first quote (my special noob).
Ash, Lee & Wayne- trio made in heaven born in hell.

Cool beyond belief.

SOTW 45 - Moderator Special

phlipster — Mon, 14 May 2012 12:04:31 GMT

SOTW #45

Hello and welcome to SOTW #45.

What is a SOTW?
A SOTW is a Signature of the Week Competition. A theme will be provided and must be used for the entry to be valid. This is an open competition and anyone can give it a go.

Rewards
The winner will win the rights to use the SOTW Winners badge.
Anyone who enters (even if they do not win) may win premium points if their entry is considered to be exceptional, be it for effort, originality or just for "wow" factor.

SOTW Forum Titles
Custom titles are now available for users who win a certain amount of SOTW Competitions. A custom title is a small amount of text under your username- for example Jamie's custom title is "Elder Moderator". Those who win a lot of SOTWs can earn themselves custom titles also.

Title requirements:

15 Wins - Reward title: SOTW Hotshot

30 Wins - Reward title: SOTW Champion

50 Wins - Reward title: SOTW Legend

100 Wins - Reward title: SOTW Master

Rules
- The main GFX competition rules
- All signatures made in this competition must be no larger than 120 pixels in height.
- By entering SOTW you agree to the GFX Competition Rules.

Theme: Well our lovable mod Nemesis is in need of a sig, and we have quite an interesting theme for this one. The theme is Werewolves, and if you can get one of a werewolf airborne then he will love it even more :P

Deadline: Sunday 20th May

Good luck and have fun,

Phil

Point Whore if ever we did see one

baphomet — Mon, 14 May 2012 11:49:21 GMT

actions speak louder than words
Village number 1
well yes you may say...offence and noble and he got 2 other villages
village 2

village 3

Point whore...open the doors ha ha

Scouts - question

Im Godly — Mon, 14 May 2012 02:14:18 GMT

Hi
On this world what are all the rules to do with scouts and how much you see in a report?

Also do your own scout technology levels affect how much someone sees of your village if you are scouted.

Thanks
Rory

SOTW 44 - Voting

phlipster — Sun, 13 May 2012 21:25:26 GMT

Welcome to the SOTW #44 voting. The theme this week was "Freestyle".

Remember you are not allowed to vote for your own piece, doing so will result in your piece being disqualified.
For a full list of the GFX Voting rules, please look here.

1) Phlipster

2) Baz2012 - Disqualified

3) Geremy

4) Robbierotten

Thank you to all those who entered and thank you for voting!

Phil

Lionheart returns

Dude look weed — Sun, 13 May 2012 19:51:28 GMT

It seems like it I wonder what this will spew all Lionheart pnp can be discussed on this thread

Happy Mothers Day

Dippa — Sun, 13 May 2012 13:24:14 GMT

Happy Mothers Day

Sunday 13TH May 2012

I would like to take the time and opportunity to thank each and every mother out there in Tribal Wars.

You make each and every day special.

Happy mothers day to you all.

I would also like to personally wish a happy mothers day to a very special player who plays this world.
She is like a mother to me in game and real life.
I love you Tria <3

x X x

EDIT: FOR THE AMERICANS WHO PLAY UK SERVER

Hello .se player here

koffe — Sun, 13 May 2012 12:32:38 GMT

Hello!
I write here cause I know you got many very good TW players here.
I'm from sweden and I search for a Co player to the new world which start on thursday.
It's OK settings and you can read them here: http://forum.tribalwars.se/showthread.php?t=27742, you can transelate it yourself.
I hope many will search for the job and I want you to write to me here in the forum so you can know my skypename, cause I dont want to leave my Skype name here cause I now many .se player play Here and when V20 start I don't want that everybody will know who I am cause this is a new Fakename just for V20
If you dont have the time you can help me to play the first week. They are the most important.
I Hope you are intersted! :icon_biggrin:
:lightcavalry:

MVH

Walking the Doggs to the Rim

Pushty — Sun, 13 May 2012 09:02:24 GMT

Spoiler Declaration: Who Let The Doggs Out?:

The war has been raging for nearly 24 hours now, these are the current statistics:

Spoiler Statistics: