English man/Irish man Joke
Sitting together on a train, traveling through the Swiss Alps, were an English guy, an Irish bloke, a little old Greek lady, and a young, blonde, very well endowed Swiss girl.
The Train goes into a dark tunnel and a few seconds later there is the sound of a loud slap.
When the train emerges from the tunnel, the English guy has a bright red, hand print on his cheek. No one speaks.
The old lady thinks:
The English guy must have groped the blonde in the dark, and she slapped his cheek.
The blonde Swiss girl thinks:
That English guy must have tried to grope me in the dark, but missed and fondled the old lady and she slapped his cheek.
The English guy thinks:
That Irish bloke must have groped the blonde in the dark - she tried to slap him but missed and got me instead.
And the Irish guy thinks:
I can't wait for another tunnel, just so I can smack that English son of a (female dog) again.....