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The Rats News Team interrupt your forum with a breaking news special report. A state of global emergency on world 21 has been declared following leading scientist’s discovery of a disease causing the undead to rise and spread through infected continents.
Following a recent outbreak of what can only be described as an incessant wave of noob nobles the Rat News Team are leading the way to finding a cure. Upon investigation it has discovered that those vulnerable were at greatest risk of infection with over 40% of new infections being found in grey lifeless areas. Look at the scary pie chart!!
44% of all nobles by TWZ family are barbs
The zombie hoard is all but unstoppable, devouring and walking through all that don’t stand in the way with many of those infected refusing to give comment when questioned. Look how unsociable they are!
Sources close to the medical frontline have claimed that this is the worst infection they have seen in recent years and that extreme violence must be used in order to help fight the rising tide. Anyone noticing an infection nearby has been authorised to use deadly force.
Following 3 days of brutal decontamination it had appeared that the Rats News Team and related companies had found a cure for the disease.
The virus which causes mutation isn’t incurable, with some victims showing signs of recovery:
darth doom Jan 17, 17:41
Yes I would like to apply please
Palestine Jan 17, 17:41
LOL, is this a joke?
Yes I would like to apply please
Palestine Jan 17, 17:41
LOL, is this a joke?
However victims show a sudden relapse should their medication dosage be lowered
Palestine Jan 18, 16:05
OK, we can push it through. Do you have many incomings[sic]?
darth doom Jan 18, 16:46
yes I have about 59 now but it was close to 70 to begin with
OK, we can push it through. Do you have many incomings[sic]?
darth doom Jan 18, 16:46
yes I have about 59 now but it was close to 70 to begin with
A source of the Rats News Team was able to bring us this exclusive document from TWZ internal forum, not even available on Wiki-leaks yet, we are that pro:
Important: Fresh Beginnings For this Family
!TWZ! - darth doom today at 15:24
I have written to the council and now it is time to address you the members of this family......
Yesterday was a very strange day and to be honest very hurtful to me and to this tribe......
As we all know 2 members made a huge mistake and it has stressed everyone out and made everyone wonder about things which to be fair is very understandable....One member has made an apology and has stood down from his position and I am glad to say he is sticking with us to fight and show what he is worth....
Trust and Loyalty is what I can give you as for the rest that has to come from all of us....
I know people want a full answer to this sorry mess well there aint one to be blunt...It was a mistake and a nasty one and that is it....
Regards Darth
Important: Fresh Beginnings For this Family
!TWZ! - darth doom today at 15:24
I have written to the council and now it is time to address you the members of this family......
Yesterday was a very strange day and to be honest very hurtful to me and to this tribe......
As we all know 2 members made a huge mistake and it has stressed everyone out and made everyone wonder about things which to be fair is very understandable....One member has made an apology and has stood down from his position and I am glad to say he is sticking with us to fight and show what he is worth....
Trust and Loyalty is what I can give you as for the rest that has to come from all of us....
I know people want a full answer to this sorry mess well there aint one to be blunt...It was a mistake and a nasty one and that is it....
Regards Darth
In an exclusive interview with some of the leading scientists and professionals in the fight against this disease the RP news team are proud to bring this breaking report.
‘Studio, members of the world’s population, it would seem that a further symptom of the disease has begun to present itself in the last few days. Sufferers of the disease are showing signs of extreme self-deprivation and depression, seeking to self-harm and in some more extreme cases even to commit suicide’
Disclaimer: The following accounts may or may not include factual representation of Zombie thoughts, they may or may not possible be the estimated guesses of our reporters on the probable Zombie thought patterns...
As always we here at Rat Pack News will keep you all informed of any further developments, you stay classy world 21.
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