10 steps to becoming straight.

DeletedUser

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Let's try that again...

#1) Declare war on Bi!
#2) Destroy a Bi! Army Camp (or 3)
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#3) Make sure you have Bi! as enemy
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#4) Allow yourself to not be bullied by Bi!'s "laws"
#5) Realise that if the Bi! people aren't 'man' enough to make a declaration, you must.
#6) Log off your account at least once a year. Unlike Bi! people.
#7) Avoid spending hours online, with a fellow 98 year old man, pretending you're both 18 year old girls.
#8) Check your Vital signs.
#9) Check your incomings.

One of the belief's of Vital was that we would play this game and enjoy this game. Including not being bullied by 'bigger' tribes and having to listen to them. The core belief was completely the opposite of that. So despite the odds, we have declared...

- Vital declare on Bi!

Vital will be taking this war, very, seriously...
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Remember, you must not fight against the no.1 player in the world. For he is a million times better than all of you... :icon_rolleyes:

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Disclaimer: We do not wish to discriminate against any bi-sexual people(s) which are affected by this PnP. It was simply word-play and we have no hatred for bisexual people.
 
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DeletedUser

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Once again love the PnP. No frills, to the point.

I wish you luck and may the best tribe win.
 

DeletedUser

Guest
Can someone put in my vote for seary's voice dropping : Not a chance. Ruddy female he is.

Gl narbs..!
 

DeletedUser

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To win you've got to noble every village of Bi! Good luck!

That's never going to happen roflcopter.

Hope you all have fun. Rim me before I get to big or you will never rim me. When I've got very bored I'll go pure defencive and that won't be long lol ;)
 

DeletedUser

Guest
Let's try that again...

Disclaimer: We do not wish to discriminate against any bi-sexual people(s) which are affected by this PnP. It was simply word-play and we have no hatred for bisexual people.


Oh, that's what Bi! is all about? I always assumed it was short for bipolar! :lol:
 

DeletedUser

Guest
Very suave PnP, nice work, and good luck. Unfortunately for those of us wanting to go straight, we only have 9 of the 10 promised steps. I'd bi-curious to learn original #5.
 
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DeletedUser

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Oh, that's what Bi! is all about? I always assumed it was short for bipolar! :lol:

They lost the bipolar when me and Tasha left :S

Goodluck Vital. And at the defeating of Smiles? nukes, hooray, you can stack :icon_rolleyes:
 

DeletedUser6695

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And at the defeating of Smiles? nukes, hooray, you can stack :icon_rolleyes:

I dont see why they shouldn't stack, they killed all his nukes.

plus they're not the only ones stacking are they Bi!? :icon_rolleyes:
 

DeletedUser

Guest
They lost the bipolar when me and Tasha left :S

Goodluck Vital. And at the defeating of Smiles? nukes, hooray, you can stack :icon_rolleyes:



Yeah they can stack, but the villages I nobled off him he couldn't split/snipe any of them. They don't have skill lol. I can't wait until they attack me :)
 

DeletedUser

Guest
Very suave PnP, nice work, and good luck. Unfortunately for those of us wanting to go straight, we only have 9 of the 10 promised steps. I'd bi-curious to learn original #5.

Unfortunately one of my steps annoyed a few people so it has been removed. Of course, what beats 10 steps?

9 Steps! :icon_biggrin:
 

DeletedUser

Guest
Yeah they can stack, but the villages I nobled off him he couldn't split/snipe any of them. They don't have skill lol. I can't wait until they attack me :)



I agree, getting stacked by your tribe requires no talent. Moving your own D around to minimise your losses while killing as much of your opponents troops, that is real talent.
 

DeletedUser

Guest
Yeah they can stack, but the villages I nobled off him he couldn't split/snipe any of them. They don't have skill lol. I can't wait until they attack me :)

The answer to that is in part of this PnP, I was out, not online, unable to snipe, living life. And you didn't do any sniping when I retook the vills either LOL
 

DeletedUser

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Agreed, and mate your OD is like fantastic. I see how you have so many troops.
 

DeletedUser

Guest
The answer to that is in part of this PnP, I was out, not online, unable to snipe, living life. And you didn't do any sniping when I retook the vills either LOL


The villages were to far away to split/snipe and the loyalty was already low. pick any village of mine and send a train and i bet i split it and dont stack. send a 5ms train if u want ill still split it. u just cudnt split my trains because they were all between 8-24ms. nice try.
 

DeletedUser282

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I agree, getting stacked by your tribe requires no talent. Moving your own D around to minimise your losses while killing as much of your opponents troops, that is real talent.

Re-read the name of this game you are playing. I believe it is called tribal wars, that suggests teamwork with your tribe, does it not?

Yeah they can stack, but the villages I nobled off him he couldn't split/snipe any of them. They don't have skill lol. I can't wait until they attack me :)

Sniping should only be used as a last resort, do you not agree with me that it is a better idea to kill your enemies, nukes and all there nobles rather than 3 nobles + small escorts?

Seems a lot better idea to me. Especially if they are 8-24ms, as there is less chance to split, so actually deciding that they should stack rather than split, was a good decision and it clearly paid off.
 

DeletedUser

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The villages were to far away to split/snipe and the loyalty was already low. pick any village of mine and send a train and i bet i split it and dont stack. send a 5ms train if u want ill still split it. u just cudnt split my trains because they were all between 8-24ms. nice try.

you had 2 army camps what are you talking about? Stop the excuses your the noob of the account, whoever plays gbr time
 

DeletedUser

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The answer to that is in part of this PnP, I was out, not online, unable to snipe, living life. And you didn't do any sniping when I retook the vills either LOL


1. Your fault you didn't have a sitter who could snipe.
2. Its exceedingly difficult to snipe trains sent by players like myself and Smile?.
3. Smile? couldn't snipe cause the villages were troopless as they were nobled recently. If they had some troops in there, he probably could have.

Gargareth, your point does not address my point. I said tribe stacking requires no talent. I did not deny its teamwork. All I'm saying is that tribe stacking requires no talent, just an ability to recognise you have incomings, and post a support request. Hence, your point is irrelevant, and perhaps even a troll comment.

Now, moving your defence around to create a stack is much more impressive. Something no one can do against Smile? because of his superior size compared to Vital players.
 
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