A Lesson for TEA

[DeletedUser]

Got a dude to clear us early on :?

we quit because you got some desperate noob, to make an alias account and hit us early on.

Kids... Kids! This is how you deal with suiciding noob(s)​

[video=youtube;_v-eyAUPS6g]https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_v-eyAUPS6g[/video]​

Step One:

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waaaaaaa waaaaaaaaaaaaaaa waaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa!!

Try NOT to Cry. Probably not possible for you Brett. Try your best though :)

Step Two

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Assess the situation:

Owned.

Step Three

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More incomings?
Call Militia

Step Four

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Request Support

AND That is how to deal with with 4 suiciding noobs.

No need to thank me, noobs.​

hahahaha we cleared 99% of your troops. IT WAS TOTALLY WORTH MY ENTIRE TEAM'S LC! :lol::lol::lol::lol::lol:

Haha Brett, No. You didn't. :icon_wink:
http://i.gyazo.com/59091e6eb2987f95871ba64867a5458f.png

Step Five

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Resist the urge to go on murder spree

[14/07/2014 18:07:12] Daser: matt quit smashing their ego's
[14/07/2014 18:07:22] Daser: they are funny with egos
[14/07/2014 18:07:36] Matt.: they killed 150 startup lc
[14/07/2014 18:07:43] Matt.: you know dat make Matt Smash
[14/07/2014 18:07:53] Daser:

Sadly impossible for me :icon_cry:

Well what can one say about such a Glorious defeat?​

BLAME THA MILITIA!!!!!!!​

End of Lesson.​

Funny SLAP! quotes

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[14/07/2014 17:40:37 | Edited 17:40:41] Matt.: none of your supp landed in time
[14/07/2014 17:40:47] Matt.: dm
[14/07/2014 17:40:51] Matt.: I killed them all anyway
[14/07/2014 17:40:59] Luke: report
[14/07/2014 17:41:13] Matt.: http://uks1.tribalwars.co.uk/public_report/fffb22c17053996e9266e1f1c92c65b7 (Tobi)
[14/07/2014 17:41:21] Matt.: http://uks1.tribalwars.co.uk/public_report/9f7110d20abd1b63119c733593fba129 (Gud.uk)
[14/07/2014 17:41:29] Matt.: http://uks1.tribalwars.co.uk/public_report/a0b87a3f4270c24f885d60f25fd20e6b (Blue Fantasy)
[14/07/2014 17:41:35] Luke: ncie lol
[14/07/2014 17:41:44] Matt.: not really
[14/07/2014 17:41:46] Matt.: cost me 150lc
[14/07/2014 17:42:01] Luke: they lost like 700 xD

[14/07/2014 17:45:47] Matt.: http://uks1.tribalwars.co.uk/public_report/1ef02395a7a05d3cea5fef7e973de357 (mr nobler)
[14/07/2014 17:46:34] Luke: Jesus
[14/07/2014 17:46:41] Luke: Matt has killed like 1k lc
[14/07/2014 17:47:34] Matt.: didn't think he'd suicide
[14/07/2014 17:47:38] Matt.: else wouldah dodged lc
[14/07/2014 17:47:46] Matt.: still have 250left
[14/07/2014 17:48:04] hasan(tw gh.s): took all that
[14/07/2014 17:48:06] hasan(tw gh.s): to make your lc equal
[14/07/2014 17:48:08] hasan(tw gh.s):
[14/07/2014 17:48:23] hasan(tw gh.s): I am going nuke
[14/07/2014 17:49:47] Luke: 4 players and they could not even take 1 player out :x
Luke
[14/07/2014 17:50:12] Matt.: see how much they cried when one nub suicided and killed all of them
[14/07/2014 17:50:20] Matt.: all of them couldn't kill me whilst suiciding
[14/07/2014 17:50:28 | Edited 17:50:34] hasan(tw gh.s): this needs
[14/07/2014 17:50:28] hasan(tw gh.s): a screen shot
[14/07/2014 17:50:30] Luke: please can you post this ont he forum
[14/07/2014 17:50:32] Luke: ^

[14/07/2014 18:06:20] Matt.: http://uks1.tribalwars.co.uk/public_report/c49e234fe39d94d85677c971c030490d (Gud.uk)
[14/07/2014 18:06:26] Luke: nice
[14/07/2014 18:06:26] Matt.: get on my level
[14/07/2014 18:06:46] Luke: can you please post these on forums?
[14/07/2014 18:07:00] Matt.: obviously
[14/07/2014 18:07:02] hasan(tw gh.s):
[14/07/2014 18:07:12] Daser: matt quit smashing their ego's
[14/07/2014 18:07:22] Daser: they are funny with egos
[14/07/2014 18:07:36] Matt.: they killed 150 startup lc
[14/07/2014 18:07:43] Matt.: you know dat make Matt Smash
[14/07/2014 18:07:53] Daser:

 

[DeletedUser8755]

aw how cute

 

[DeletedUser]

TeA 4teh win.

 

[DeletedUser]

You have to love matt's post's

 

[DeletedUser]

Cool.

 

[DeletedUser12038]

Ohh thats the way you put it up. First of All i cleared all of your deffence does that count as a win for you? Not really maybe i lost heavy but honestly that makes 1-0 to Tobias. 2nd You actived milita such a poor player and straight before your attacks on me guess wat.

http://gyazo.com/21ff1a62fc83227e2a1ff97184b44099 First random dude times attack 20 sec before your.

http://gyazo.com/ab8d313802455f7c8f581601954c3d0d Oh yeah 2 guys straight before your attack.

So move on is that a point for matt? To get randomers clean for him? 1-0 TeA still

http://gyazo.com/2f1cba7374e44e8d6b56d58da9d9d61a So you did alone kill all of us?? No Brett got attacked by dr luke from the start. Summer compas launched lc at us too. And you builded 400 spears in 5 min? Whit your barrack 5. So spear is 2.5 sec each like 24 each min = 120 spears in all that means you got supported so thats a lie and i love you shorted out conversation down matt. 2-0 TeA.


http://gyazo.com/8fa6be62730dac1ccffd6d104e8712a5 So Matt that is a win?? 3-0 TeA for matt being Pathetic & puts lies on Forum


So the end results is 3-0 To Tea vs Matt.

Hope this point out the glory of Matt "lonely fight" against TeA

 

[DeletedUser]

matt, matt, matt

1, http://i.gyazo.com/59091e6eb2987f95871ba64867a5458f.png - is about 10 after we hit you. you know that.

2 in the messages between me and you, you claim you was not supported. yet your reports admitted it.

Admittedly with support

:Sent: Jul 14, 2014 17:45:24
The defender has won
Luck (from attacker's point of view)-15.5%


Morale: 100%Attacker: mR nObLeR
Origin: mR nObLeRs village (506|491) K45

Quantity: 0 0 0 0 0 291 0 0 0 0 0 0
Losses: 0 0 0 0 0 291 0 0 0 0 0 0


Defender: .uk pro
Destination: Hidden by the report owner.


3. you killed 3 of our players lc, luke killed my deff, yet straight after he lost it being backtimed.

Attacker: drluke95
Origin: drluke95s village (501|497) K45

Quantity: 100 0 190 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 1 0
Losses: 60 0 115 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 1 0


Defender: Gud.uk
Destination: Gud.uks village (497|495) K44

Quantity: 100 90 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0
Losses: 100 90 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0

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Attacker: Gud.uk
Origin: Gud.uks village (497|495) K44

Quantity: 0 0 0 0 10 196 0 0 0 0 1 0
Losses: 0 0 0 0 0 31 0 0 0 0 0 0

Paladin: Paladin

Defender: drluke95
Destination: drluke95s village (501|497) K45

Quantity: 40 0 78 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 120
Losses: 40 0 78 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 120

4. blue fantasy still had his deff, and finished 3rd, backs point 3.

5. tobi proved he was hit just before, you coincidently hit him. proving he also lost half his deff, you were either really lucky or some sly man.

6. you also claim you didn't loose your troops. point 1 proves wrong. yet your point 2 proves wrong too.

in my conclusion, you have twisted so much shit, too make you look better, no wonder all the randoms who are forum warriors think slap are dominating, when you know full well you got lucky. you were th only player on your team who had more lc than me and tobi, and still we had players who had more deff than you, and your team. so your not ad good as you think you are.

 

[DeletedUser8412]

4. blue fantasy still had his deff, and finished 3rd, backs point 3.

5. tobi proved he was hit just before, you coincidently hit him. proving he also lost half his deff, you were either really lucky or some sly man.

6. you also claim you didn't loose your troops. point 1 proves wrong. yet your point 2 proves wrong too.

in my conclusion, you have twisted so much shit, too make you look better, no wonder all the randoms who are forum warriors think slap are dominating, when you know full well you got lucky. you were th only player on your team who had more lc than me and tobi, and still we had players who had more deff than you, and your team. so your not ad good as you think you are.

4. I finished 1st.

5. Tobi didnt prove anything He posted pics of 2 randoms attacking something at no specific time.

6. Your point one clearly shows matt with troops, idiot.

In my conclusion, Matt posted reports showing 4 of you suiciding an losing everything bar 4 axe Slap are dominating and luck has nothing to do with it. And if you guys had so much lc and def how come you were beat so easily? And yes, yes we are.

 

[DeletedUser]

5. tobi prooved him getting hit, hence matt simply found out and hit straight after, some how, and the reason why tobi had less troops, i funnily enough lost troops, hence why our, lc counts were halved, and why matt survived. i doubt that round was domination. it was close, just exaggeration always from slap. and daser you done nothing that round but support matt, you were not needed, you kept queit and hid whilst our tribe fought. easy for you yh, you sent 1 command, poor matt done alot of work, he donee well yes, but im sure he will admit it wasnt easy.

 

[DeletedUser]

I have to admit sadly that TeA couldnt take matt :/ :icon_rolleyes: sorry but true . good game though

but yes this is also true that TeA =/= the best tribe on .uk

so matt please stop making such forum topics , do make such topics when you defeat a good team like UKSC etc

 

[DeletedUser]

ofc we couldn't take matt we were only 600 points

 

[DeletedUser12038]

We would if slap werent 5vs3.

 

[DeletedUser]

Spoiler: Tobi cry hard much

Ohh thats the way you put it up. First of All i cleared all of your deffence does that count as a win for you? Not really maybe i lost heavy but honestly that makes 1-0 to Tobias.

HAHAHAHAAHAHA
That's all the reply THAT deserves

2nd You actived milita such a poor player and straight before your attacks on me guess wat.

I never even attacked you, till after your idiotic suicide on me. And it wasn't even a suicide, we all know that was the plan from the start. Clear my def, then clear my lc - 400 speed before anyone can support (That's why I included the time of the reports). And it worked. You just didn't consider the fact that I'm better than all of you. :lol:

So you did alone kill all of us??

Yes, I did. My thread is about how to deal with suiciding noobs, I provided step-by step instructions with reports. I didn't suicide on your defence, which I presume is what you're getting at, and that is simply because I am not a suiciding noob. It'd be a pretty pointless thread if I was as stupid as you, wouldn't it?

We would if slap werent 5vs3.

I count 4 TEA nubs killed and 4 SLAP! players playing. Lying lil noob. :icon_rolleyes:

As for the rest of your excuses, you pretty much blame randomers accusing me of using them. I don't. Why don't you actually get proof or was this the best excuse you could think of?

"Some guy attacked me so my entire tribe suicided on you!"
You all do suck, so there might be some truth to that :lol:

OH AND IT'S A WIN FOR SLAP!​

Spoiler: You were just lucky :'(

matt, matt, matt

1, http://i.gyazo.com/59091e6eb2987f95871ba64867a5458f.png - is about 10 after we hit you. you know that.

My spear count suggests otherwise (As it is still just support), and if that isn't proof of my LC check the farm level. About 5 levels higher than any player in your team. Only reason the time of that report wasn't included, is because I couldn't fit my LC and the time of the report in one printscreen without scrolling down.

2 in the messages between me and you, you claim you was not supported. yet your reports admitted it.

I claimed I wasn't supported against your tribe. Mr Nublet was NOT in your tribe, nor was I aware he was in TEA until after he too, suicided. Which hit supported spear.

so your not ad good as you think you are.

Better than anyone in TEA atleast :icon_wink:

In Short:

you got lucky

You actived milita such a poor player

Hahahahaa
Love the excuses guys, keep 'em coming!

 

[DeletedUser]

its not excuses, its facts, and for how everyone dislikes you, your just too arrogant too realize.

you have plenty of excuses / reasons above, some are true, some are lies, i'm just not sad enough to copy all of them.

 

[DeletedUser]

Simply because you have no argument what-so-ever. Everything I've said is true.
And too arrogant to realise what exactly? I'm disliked? I lead the best tribe tribe on this server and the most successful tribe there has ever been globally. I don't need or want you to like me. Or is that just another contradictory excuse? And I say that, because weren't you just accusing me of using random players to suicide? :icon_confused:

Lets face facts - You're just not a good player, your team are not good players. Your teamwork is terrible, you're a band of noobs formed from the tribes SLAP! has destroyed. End of story.

 

[DeletedUser]

for your last point, we made tea around when uksc dominated, i didn't even know of a slap until as an actually tribe till like 2 months ago. at some stage in everyones life they were destroyed by someone better than them, and thats what makes them better. we coordinated our attacks to hit you, they all did, in the same minute, i dont see any other tribes but uksc, slap etc do that, just because we were co incidentally hit just before we launched and lossed our troops doesn't make us bad teamwork, if we had killed you and wasn't hit by randoms and luke, the outcome would have been different and so would the point in this pathetic thread. 5 of you and 3 of tea joined earlier, i was told its laggy, but slap quite, tea didn't, we don't go making threads on how we are more patient than you. no because it has happened once, just like you beating us once. my argument is totally relevant, your quotes are twisted, your argument is mentally twisted, mainly pathetic, and to be honest your twisted. you have one game out of 1, we could class this as a win, as you joined the round. so if was being as lame as you, 1 - 1. i have seen you make so many posts of when you have won games, but really the people who care can look for themselves.

its not excuses, its facts, and for how everyone dislikes you, your just too arrogant too realize

meaning, what we are saying are facts, not excuses, but your too arrogant to realize.'

 

[DeletedUser]

I lead the best tribe tribe on this server and the most successful tribe there has ever been globally.

Oh sorry is it SLAP!'s twin that was the only tribe to lose 2 games in the masters tourney this year?

 

[DeletedUser]

Oh sorry is it SLAP!'s twin that was the only tribe to lose 2 games in the masters tourney this year?

made it to semis while you was jacking off watching us play

 

[DeletedUser]

blah blah blah

- You have never beaten me. Ever. In every single occasion you have lost. This is not 1-1 this is 78-0
- Here's another round you lost
- Suiciding LC counts so bad they can't even beat militia is NOT good teamwork
- Only heard of SLAP! 2 months ago? Blatant lie. I could literally go onto your posting history and find a post of you referencing SLAP! last year.
- 5 SLAP! vs 3 TEA What 5 SLAP!? against gud.uk, tobi, blue fantasy, mr nublet Oh look, 4 TEA

Your lies, they aren't even good. :icon_rolleyes:

 

[DeletedUser8412]

we coordinated our attacks to hit you, they all did, in the same minute, i dont see any other tribes but uksc, slap etc do that

lol. 3 of you managed to time to hit in the same minute, that skill