BARBS ARE ADDICTIVE - FACT

DeletedUser5769

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It starts off with just one - we have been saying this to all our noobs all the time.

But they dont believe us when we tell them.

Before you know it, its not to support a church villa, its a compulsion that you cant stop.

And now we have the proof to show our noobs, how even experienced players can get sucked in and not realise they have a problem till it's too late.

The Priory dont deal with these cases, but there is a fantastic Tribe called RIM RADERS who accept all addicts.

I hope that onetruth conquers his habbit as I've heard its easier to kick herion than it is to stop munching once you've started

B...31 (604|382) K36 1,516 Abandoned onetruth [Cold] 2010-11-28 15:07:53
B...10 (606|382) K36 1,561 Abandoned onetruth [Cold] 2010-11-28 06:34:50
B...12 (652|368) K36 1,569 Abandoned onetruth [Cold] 2010-11-28 06:10:06
B...11 (605|386) K36 1,582 Abandoned onetruth [Cold] 2010-11-28 04:07:23
B....9 (635|382) K36 1,601 Abandoned onetruth [Cold] 2010-11-28 01:23:13
B....8 (607|382) K36 1,511 Abandoned onetruth [Cold] 2010-11-27 20:29:02
B....7 (654|373) K36 1,503 Abandoned onetruth [Cold] 2010-11-27 20:10:12
B....6 (605|383) K36 1,562 Abandoned onetruth [Cold] 2010-11-27 20:04:19
B...13 (630|384) K36 1,530 Abandoned onetruth [Cold] 2010-11-27 19:43:14
B....5 (654|372) K36 1,531 Abandoned onetruth [Cold] 2010-11-27 19:19:13
B....0 (646|377) K36 1,520 Abandoned onetruth [Cold] 2010-11-27 02:14:04
B....1 (645|376) K36 1,529 Abandoned onetruth [Cold] 2010-11-27 02:10:36
B....3 (609|383) K36 1,508 Abandoned onetruth [Cold] 2010-11-27 02:09:53
B....4 (605|382) K36 1,550 Abandoned onetruth [Cold] 2010-11-27 01:31:58
B....2 (605|384) K36 1,527 Abandoned onetruth [Cold] 2010-11-26 23:46:26
B...14 (633|377) K36 1,525 Abandoned onetruth [Cold] 2010-11-26 22:41:50
B...17 (650|377) K36 1,504 Abandoned onetruth [Cold] 2010-11-26 20:53:43
B...15 (606|390) K36 1,583 Abandoned onetruth [Cold] 2010-11-26 18:49:07
B...16 (634|379) K36 1,510 Abandoned onetruth [Cold] 2010-11-26 18:42:22
B...18 (652|376) K36 1,534 Abandoned onetruth [Cold] 2010-11-26 16:52:07
B...20 (608|384) K36 1,501 Abandoned onetruth [Cold] 2010-11-26 16:50:29
B...26 (646|374) K36 1,516 Abandoned onetruth [Cold] 2010-11-26 15:14:24
B...23 (606|387) K36 1,513 Abandoned onetruth [Cold] 2010-11-26 14:43:01
B...30 (651|374) K36 1,527 Abandoned onetruth [Cold] 2010-11-26 10:45:07
B...28 (632|377) K36 1,508 Abandoned onetruth [Cold] 2010-11-26 10:18:27
B...22 (607|387) K36 1,561 Abandoned onetruth [Cold] 2010-11-26 10:17:05
B...27 (649|371) K36 1,510 Abandoned onetruth [Cold] 2010-11-26 10:16:30
B...24 (632|381) K36 1,501 Abandoned onetruth [Cold] 2010-11-26 07:42:21
B...25 (648|371) K36 1,535 Abandoned onetruth [Cold] 2010-11-26 05:08:14
B...29 (631|378) K36 1,502 Abandoned onetruth [Cold] 2010-11-26 04:10:06
B...21 (649|372) K36 1,541 Abandoned onetruth [Cold] 2010-11-26 02:53:12
B...19 (633|379) K36 1,509 Abandoned onetruth [Cold] 2010-11-26 02:37:34
annoying habit #1 (577|370) K35 2,988 Abandoned onetruth [Cold] 2010-11-17 02:55:30
annoying habit #2 (577|369) K35 2,872 Abandoned onetruth [Cold] 2010-11-16 18:17:20
yukky village (556|339) K35 1,655 Abandoned onetruth [Cold] 2010-11-13 06:41:10
Formerly a Barbarian village (510|308) K35 5,064 Abandoned onetruth [Cold] 2010-11-12 15:18:26
Former Barbarian village (514|301) K35 9,741 Abandoned onetruth [Cold] 2010-11-11 21:38:29
 

DeletedUser8195

Guest
Oh dear!

I bet there is an explanation of some sort? :p
 

DeletedUser

Guest
I beleive there is one but you're not going to hear it :D

Also, nice to see Z~P are getting on the forums at last!
 

DeletedUser

Guest
doomdealer666 said:
I beleive there is one but you're not going to hear it :D

Also, nice to see Z~P are getting on the forums at last!
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cuz he hasn't got any wars to fight, if he was fighting pest or ur he wouldn't have to noble farms, instead people like to hug these days...
 

DeletedUser5769

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mrlucaboy said:
cuz he hasn't got any wars to fight, if he was fighting pest or ur he wouldn't have to noble farms, instead people like to hug these days...
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Thats not quite true - he has decided to pick a fight with Z~P so maybe he took all those barbs knowing that he wont have anywhere else to go apart from K36, and as thats not our K i dont have a problem with him gorging himself on someones good farms
 

DeletedUser

Guest
tbh i didn't look where the barbs he took were but I can tell you that if he was actively taking part in a war, he wouldn't be nobling barbs but nobling enemy villas.
 

DeletedUser5769

Guest
Well it isnt a war thats going to well for him and UR might have something to say about all those missing farms

Side 1:
Tribes: Z~P
Side 2:
Tribes: Cold

Timeframe: Forever

Total conquers:

Side 1: 2,406
Side 2: 350
Difference: 2,056

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Total conquers against opposite side:

Side 1: 14
Side 2: 2
Difference: 12

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Points value of total conquers:

Side 1: 13,174,618
Side 2: 1,877,809
Difference: 11,296,809

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Points value of total conquers against opposite side:

Side 1: 61,736
Side 2: 8,606
Difference: 53,130

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DeletedUser

Guest
Jimmy white said:
I bet there is an explanation of some sort? :p
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Approximately 40% belonged to active players who set their accounts to delete once they realised I was after them. Of the remaining 70%, roughly 50% were >9000 points and as such I was happy to claim squatter's rights. Of the remaining 40%, about 80% were essential for church placement. That leaves 1, which I admit was a pointless and inexcusable bog-standard barb munch.

Following Cold's successful mass-recruitment across the north-west of the map, these conquests should just be seen as an extension of our noobification policy into K36.

I hope this statement satisfies your concerns.
 

DeletedUser5769

Guest
onetruth said:
Approximately 40% belonged to active players who set their accounts to delete once they realised I was after them. Of the remaining 70%, roughly 50% were >9000 points and as such I was happy to claim squatter's rights. Of the remaining 40%, about 80% were essential for church placement. That leaves 1, which I admit was a pointless and inexcusable bog-standard barb munch.

Following Cold's successful mass-recruitment across the north-west of the map, these conquests should just be seen as an extension of our noobification policy into K36.

I hope this statement satisfies your concerns.
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I think we are trying to be blinded by BS - the majority of that list are all Bog Standard 1500pt barbs, why would you cat them all down to look like ordinary barbs?

5 out of 37 is nearly 90% but as we are being so specific the calculator says 86%

I have tried every way that i can to work your percentages and cant, so waiting on Carol Vorderman getting back to me with an answer but i am sure the answer is 2 Vowels and 6 Consonants
 

DeletedUser

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Britecraft said:
I have tried every way that i can to work your percentages and cant, so waiting on Carol Vorderman getting back to me with an answer but i am sure the answer is 2 Vowels and 6 Consonants
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hahaha!
 

DeletedUser8610

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Britecraft said:
I have tried every way that i can to work your percentages and cant, so waiting on Carol Vorderman getting back to me with an answer but i am sure the answer is 2 Vowels and 6 Consonants
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2 Vowels and 6 consonants... hehe I get it... you see what he did there?

I'm wondering if Onetruths recent spate of attacks on our still very bewildered tribe may be in fact due to Pest bullying Cold and threatening to end their very 'special' friendship if they dont start showing results...

cyber-bullying-funny-image.jpg


... Most of us laughed at the result, some even farted in your general direction.

http://uk4.tribalwars.co.uk/public_report/e3f0405b2783382675de71a10672d4f2

God speed... again Thanks for the food :eek:)
 

DeletedUser

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StockoHMK said:
I'm wondering if Onetruths recent spate of attacks on our still very bewildered tribe may be in fact due to Pest bullying Cold and threatening to end their very 'special' friendship if they dont start showing results...
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You have completely misinterpretted the situation. I asked my slavegirls in PEST to give you a slap after you ended the NAP. You were distracting me from civilising the barbarians in the east and I'd fallen well behind in our "Count to 1000" forum thread. Priorities.

And I don't see what was wrong with that nuke, at least it had some rams. Where are yours? Protecting your churches?
 

DeletedUser

Guest
LOL! :lol: +rep (Well, I would if I had to spread more around before I give it to you again!)
 

DeletedUser

Guest
I hate that "Counting to 1000" rubbish. I never win as my keyboard only goes from 0-9 :icon_sad:
 
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