Enemy bio's

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DeletedUser4753

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After a convo on skype:

[01/03/2013 15:20:35] d1mension: must go check
[01/03/2013 15:20:52] d1mension: w13 enemy bio's (nerd)
[01/03/2013 15:22:13] Haphaz: ?
[01/03/2013 15:22:42] d1mension: u know bio?
[01/03/2013 15:22:48] d1mension: like fbi file
[01/03/2013 15:22:49] d1mension: :p
[01/03/2013 15:23:01] Haphaz: have you made some?
[01/03/2013 15:23:12] d1mension: no lol was joking :D
[01/03/2013 15:23:19] d1mension: im sad but not that sad
[01/03/2013 15:23:34] d1mension: though now come to think of it :D


I felt inspired to make enemy bio's

I approached my investigation with all seriousness and do feel i now have all the information required to demolish the rank 1 and rank 3 tribes top 5 members.

Be advised this is top secret stuff here!



XPRD Top 5

1. Haphaz

Activity
24/7 acc, though 5 minute time window found when school runs being made, this is the weak spot!

Strengths
Tight with info, keeps cards close to chest, her ability to ignore my distractions could prove vital

Weakness's
Strike whats dearest to her heart, HER FARMS failing that 50cl of Stoya (not the porn star)

Suggested opp
Mass farm catting, (yes the barbs)

2. vortex.popescu

Activity
They are either inactive, or perhaps are silent killers, has anyone ever heard them speak :eek:

Strengths
The vortex sucks in everything!

Weakness's
The vortex sucks in everything!

Suggested opp
One cannot attack a vortex, jumoing in and ruining it from the inside should do the trick

3. Hawk 011

Activity
Hawk may sleep, but those eagle eye's are always on account, beware!

Strengths
Hawk is a tw goddess, so you know your in trouble

Weakness's
Often leaves man slaves in charge

Suggested opp
Give offerings to the goddess booby trapped with nerve gas, n try steal all her vills before she wakes up and reigns meteors on us all

4. Go3mon

Activity
King of a k, musta been busy, (/me is worried)

Strengths
Ermmmmmmm, ask rage, ya know i send that kid on a fact finding mission n he just comes back smashed

Weakness's
He's King of k, everyone wants to kill the King!!!!

Suggested opp
Forced abdication? mutiny, military cue?

5. SteamTRAIN

Activity
Trains work round the clock, but are often late

Strengths
A sturdy design, easy to repair, powerful engine to get them from A to B

Weakness's
Steam engines need constant fuel, but with redbulls and fry ups stutzy will go all day

Suggested opp
Take away the coal(redbull+fryups) and the engine stops dead in its tracks


Help! Top 5

1.nickys138

Activity
I think she is around all day, she just lurks n pops up with a word or 2 now n then (truth be told im scarred)

Strengths
ermmmmmm......... feminine charm?

Weakness's
Damsels in distress
Suggested opp
d1 gets tarted up and shimmies on a tree over a cliff, and screams for help!, to lure her in, after which operation ambush can proceed

2.Lonely island

Activity
This girl parties hard into the night and pops in at the most curious of times(no am not saying she's a lady of he night):icon_rolleyes:

Strengths
Maxine's connected, to say Sheffield's mafia listen to her would be a massive understatement

Weakness's
sexy northern fella's (nod) :p

Suggested opp
07373827411 ill just charm her into not defending

3.black shadow

Activity
Only day time, and has to be sunny

Strengths
They follow you everywhere!

Weakness's
Well they don't do much do they, never seen a head stone saying (RIP bob, death by shadow)

Suggested opp
We fight in the dark, shadow wont even show up

4.George Armstrong

Activity
Didnt get those strong arms from sitting on tw did he, this fella is all work and no play!

Strengths
Arms.... duh

Weakness's
Rest of his body

Suggested opp
Have and agreed Tae Kwon Do match to settle who gets the vills, strong arms wont help ya their big man.

5. Joby97

Activity
Erm i dunno about activity, my investigation ran out of funding :(....Though does anyone know what joby is in scottish slang ;)

Strengths
Does what maxine tells him, a wise wise move

Weakness's
Joby has no weakness's

Suggested opp
sent 100 ram speeds from villages called "this is just scouts please ignore" (always works)

Now you appreciate to what extent MASK know other tribes, who can doubt our eventual victory!
 

DeletedUser4753

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Oh you saw :p

Dont call it, some poor old man will get shock of his life when you start taking about nukes n what not :D
 

DeletedUser4753

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/me is not responsible for giving out pensioners phone numbers

FATE IS
 

DeletedUser4753

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I figured people would get bored of a full tribe one.

But if ppl would like ill happily make
 

Joby97

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Hahahaha that was a great post.

Especially mine, mine's great ;) , even though I've passed George Armstrong now :p

I hate to admit that it's true, I'm Maxine's bitch :'(
 
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DeletedUser4753

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Lol i did say id extend if ppl requested, av just been feeling a bit spammy lately

Anyway without further ado

XPRD Other 5

5. Celestial1

Activity
This guy doesnt even play tw, just watches clock go buy till his tribe hopefully wins
Strengths
A uber pro at the waiting game
Weakness's
He's sorta aint thier :p
Suggested opp
Owt rly, nom nom teh vills!

7. Brrando83

Activity
Brrando is anvil falling through the sky, getting faster and faster the longer the game goes on
Strengths
steamTRAIN + brrando duo is very scary
Weakness's
Near me
Suggested opp
Trick him into attacking d1, the end follows soon after ;)

8. Beer Slayer

Activity
On all the time, but come wkend (drinking time) no where to be seen
Strengths
1 pint in 3 seconds, + 15 cans a night more than the toughest heavyweight he is out with
Weakness's
Morning headache's
Suggested opp
Rohypnol in teh pint, gives us 3 days to go for the jugular

9. mhill1983

Activity
This guy has amazing activity!!!!!!! he is unstoppable
Strengths
This guy is a tw master, will decimate all in his path
Weakness's
weakness? what weakness???
WHAT!!! he's rank 13???? Scrap all the above, this guys fate is doom!
Suggested opp
Merely stand and watch as superstition buries this account

10. Castiel*

Activity
He plays through the day, and sleeps under that *'s
Strengths
This fella is a star *, he has many friends
Weakness's
Daytime Sunshine!
Suggested opp
mmm how to deal with stars??, well we can either strike on a cloudy night, or wait for said star to explode, pffft easy option, wait we shall


Help! Other 5

4.I,on,gaard

Activity
Not always on show but when comes a fight "they be on gaard"
Strengths
Fencing?
Weakness's
Rifles
Suggested opp
Shout at him "On gaard!, and a dual to the death!

5.FruitSalad

Activity
High, healthy diet is no good if you dont keep active
Strengths
Contains 3/5 of the day, has vitamin A/b/c/e + essential minerals
Weakness's
Tastes terrible, who would choose a fruit salad over choclate cake!
Suggested opp
Ignore the fruit and live a fat mans life, eventually the concept of a fruit salad will just become non existant

7.mat23dover

Activity
not bad, but if u wanna get this guy for a chat must pre book in diary
Strengths
Duke of help, dont cross him, or else you have the top tribe on w13 on ur back
Weakness's
As the most powerful man on w13 controlling help, its hard to see any
Suggested opp
Try ally with the might help, only then can u have a future on w13

8.Luhem

Activity
Well they seem very quiet, but active enough to escape a tumbling firm before things got nasty
Strengths
Knows when to run
Weakness's
well he's on the rim already, good luck running again :D
Suggested opp
Declare on his tribe, and he will prefer to abandon to try fight alone

9. Finalfantasy

Activity
Great, one of them always online, but they must be chatting more than playing cuz growth is shocking
Strengths
Sam distracts, debbie back stabs, lethal :eek:
Weakness's
How long have you got????
Suggested opp
The exact opposite of xprd's current tactics, for a player with 0 safe zone, xprd are making life hard.
 

DeletedUser11285

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This give me a good laugh trying to belittle us into losing never going to happen mate
 

DeletedUser4753

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This give me a good laugh trying to belittle us into losing never going to happen mate

This wasnt the point of this thread, was made for pure entertainment value, not meaning to belittle anyone merely a bit of fun
 

DeletedUser11285

Guest
I know mate lol i was joking after nearly a year of you its all good lol
 

DeletedUser4753

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Just ive been tredding on too many ppl's toes atm so trying to avoid offending ppl lol
 

DeletedUser11285

Guest
if ya didnt offend me lol i would be worried mate i hate people who change for other people i like to have a laugh even if its at myself lol
 
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