Fluffy Mental Health Issues.

PeterDGreat1

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Hello ~BB~s, and ~GB~s,

Having seen and read the mails between, Red Star and Carl94 on our forums, the senior medical staff felt it would be appropriate if we offered our services during this difficult period for the fluffies.

On behalf of the NHS, we would like to congratulate you on what you consider a successful Op. and would also like to extend our warmest thanks for not monopolising our most valuable assets during this period.

I have however, been asked to remind you and yours that the psychiatric facilities have been re-opened and are once again available by appointment, to those suffering from all forms of delusional behaviour.

Unfortunately, due to the on-going pandemic, assessments shall be made by appointment and only the most severe cases will be taken on, in the foreseeable future.

It goes without saying, that anyone that can be conclusively quoted, having paired, zero villages and successful Op. in the same sentences shall be admitted immediately on a 72 hr. hold due to being classed as a danger to themselves and other tribe members.


Red Star Jul 13, 09:25
Yo bro,

Who planned that OP?

Carl94 Jul 13, 09:33
hey dad,

A new guy to the game, bit of nice training for him.

Red Star Jul 13, 09:36
Yeah I thought so hahahaha

Carl94 Jul 13, 09:41
im happy as larry about it me

Red Star Jul 13, 09:43
Yeah tell the council i said WELL DONE!

Another failed OP, growth rate stays the same for the little bunnies while NHS continues to grow hehe

Carl94 Jul 13, 09:47
i wouldnt say it was failed, we wasnt expecting to take anything, this stage its cat and mouse

Red Star Jul 13, 10:15
what hahaha who targets people and doesn't expect to take villages. Thats madness. Watch when we come for you, we will take villages for sure

While we understand that the new social distances rules are having a knock on effect in all walks of life and changing the normal parameters of acceptable behaviour, we would like to take this moment to remind all Fluffies, that your nobles will need to come a LOT closer if you wish to contest this world.

We ask all potential patient Bunnies to have a little patience and assure everyone that all shall be seen to, in due course.

Our doctors and nurses and working extra shifts and over-time in order to produce the nobles that have been deemed necessary.

To all those feeling vulnerable, the new government guidelines and the introduction of euthanasia for TW patients will be followed rigourously ensuring all patients are laid to rest, in peace asap.

Once again, thanks to all those that have and/or continue to co-operate with us to the best of their abilities during these trying times. We look forward to normal medical services being resumed on your next world and until then try to stay safe, at least until we make a house call.

As ever, your support is greatly appreciated during these dark days and continuous clapping while our nobles visit is a welcome response (No contact/pressing the 'Send Snipe', during this time is a vital part of speeding up the process)

Yours sincerely,
Chief Medical Officer.
 

LongShanks

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On behalf of the bunnies I thought id thank you for the concern and id like to offer you a piece of lettuce to show our appreciation.
 

PeterDGreat1

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While we do appreciate the thanks and the offer of some nice lettuce we feel we must point out that this is unnecessary. We do encourage everybody to eat healthily particularly during this current crisis. At this time, we also feel it is more appropriate to remind everyone that the NHS services are free for all and we are looking forward to visiting everyone in the near future.

Fresh developments mean we can now bring you some welcome news. We have provided the gov. with some new guidelines regarding schools re-opening and for those eager to return to their schoolwork, it is to be hoped that reading and learning to count lessons will resume shortly.

More worryingly, it has come to our attention that some players still refuse to adhere to the strict local lockdown rules that are currently in force in K44 and continue to send out their troops risking infection for themselves and others. This unacceptable anti-social behaviour can not be tolerated and must not be allowed to continue.

These blatant violations of the TW social distancing guidelines from the NHS continue to put the lives of our personnel at greater risk. We do apologise for any inconvenience they may cause for those that simply wish exercise and to visit unpopulated areas such as the surrounding barbarian villages but the risks to others that arise from these violations cannot be underestimated. It is hoped, that new changes which are to be implemented shortly to TW rules, should mean that our NHS guidelines must be strictly adhered to.

In the event that these troop movements are not curtailed, we feel it is our duty to point out, that once contact has been initiated, it has been deemed necessary that no troops should be allowed to return home to infect others. This will be done, in order to ensure lower Rabid Rabbit infection rates and we are confident that this will lower the growth curve of the virus considerably.

Yours sincerely,
Chief Medical Officer.
 

Super Sharp Shooter

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Probably worth slowing down on those ol' pp payments, you're not going to see any return with OPs like that.

Shamblesssssssssssssssssssssssss
 

Super Sharp Shooter

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Inside scoop to bunny council meetings.

LionHeart reaches out intensely for his cupcake while the rest of the gang listen to Carl's analysis.

0 villages conquered, what success he/she hails!

 

Killing Time

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^^ this post....Anyone else thinking that as one half of the conversation you would just post the interesting bit. Or is this just a desperate attempt to pretend that there was an interesting bit.

Like running an OP with no belief you would cap villas when you the top ranked tribe?!

Or farming with rams to make it "tougher". Post the convo or remain desperate!
 

Carl94

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^^ this post....Anyone else thinking that as one half of the conversation you would just post the interesting bit. Or is this just a desperate attempt to pretend that there was an interesting bit.

Like running an OP with no belief you would cap villas when you the top ranked tribe?!

Or farming with rams to make it "tougher". Post the convo or remain desperate!

or the whole convo including what was shown was just random false replies due to an embarrassing situation.
 

Killing Time

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Ah ok. So was just a desperate thing to pretend was an interesting bit! We live in strange TW times. Pay to barble to run Ops to not take villas to who knows what next!
 

LongShanks

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Of course the op would have had 100% success if you were still pulling the strings.

How you doing flawless