Funny attacks and successful defenses

DeletedUser3761

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Me with with a 5k points total vs the rank 7 player with 2.755.831 point total.

Attack 1.
Attacker: zebigchef
Origin: 1CS Beetroot (612|647) K66

Quantity: 0 0 0 0 250 4269 0 0 0 0 0 0
Losses: 0 0 0 0 0 4269 0 0 0 0 0 0

Defender: Ameoba4
Destination: Miami (670|575) K56

Quantity: xxxx xxxx 0 xxxx 0 0 0 xxxx 0 0 x 0
Losses: 473 0 392 0 0 0 169 0 0 0 0

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Attack 2.
Attacker: zebigchef
Origin: 1CS Bat (626|610) K66

Quantity: 0 0 5165 0 250 1028 1022 865 0 0 0 0
Losses: 0 0 5165 0 0 1028 1022 865 0 0 0 0

Defender: Ameoba4
Destination: Miami (670|575) K56

Quantity: xxxx xxxx 0 xxxx 0 0 0 xxxx 0 0 x 0
Losses: 767 483 0 400 0 0 0 172 0 0 0 0

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Attack 3.
Attacker: zebigchef
Origin: 1CS Chimpagnze (632|637) K66

Quantity: 0 0 5000 0 300 2994 0 0 500 0 0 0
Losses: 0 0 5000 0 0 2994 0 0 500 0 0 0

Defender: Ameoba4
Destination: Miami (670|575) K56

Quantity: xxxx xxxx 0 xxxx 0 0 0 xxxx 0 xxxx x 0
Losses: 838 482 0 398 0 0 0 187 0 6 0 0

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Attack 4.
Attacker: zebigchef
Origin: 1CS Crocodile (638|641) K66

Quantity: 0 0 5000 0 249 3019 0 0 499 0 0 0
Losses: 0 0 5000 0 0 3019 0 0 499 0 0 0

Defender: Ameoba4
Destination: Miami (670|575) K56

Quantity: xxxx xxxx 0 xxxx 0 0 0 xxxx 0 xxxx x 0
Losses: 1589 912 0 754 0 0 0 355 0 12 0 0

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Attack 5.
Attacker: zebigchef
Origin: 1CS Beatle (605|623) K66

Quantity: 0 0 4520 0 249 3139 0 0 499 0 0 0
Losses: 0 0 4520 0 0 3139 0 0 499 0 0 0

Defender: Ameoba4
Destination: Miami (670|575) K56

Quantity: xxxx xxxx 0 xxxx 0 0 0 xxxx 0 xxxx x 0
Losses: 621 350 0 290 0 0 0 139 0 5 0 0

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Attack 6.
Attacker: zebigchef
Origin: 1CS Asparagus (612|643) K66

Quantity: 0 0 0 0 300 3627 0 0 994 0 0 0
Losses: 0 0 0 0 0 3627 0 0 994 0 0 0

Defender: Ameoba4
Destination: Miami (670|575) K56

Quantity: xxxx xxxx 0 xxxx 0 0 0 xxxx 0 xxxx x 0
Losses: 1662 917 0 759 0 0 0 371 0 18 1 0

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Attack 7.
Attacker: zebigchef
Origin: 1N Sharon Fruit (628|641) K66

Quantity: 0 0 0 0 100 982 0 0 0 0 0 0
Losses: 0 0 0 0 0 982 0 0 0 0 0 0

Defender: Ameoba4
Destination: Miami (670|575) K56

Quantity: xxxx xxxx 0 xxxx 0 0 0 xxxx 0 xxxx x 0
Losses: 827 377 0 312 0 0 0 183 0 21 1 0

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Total troops killed = 43122 :)
 

DeletedUser

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TWM - Thank you so much!

Another piece of ingame PnP, i just had to share, lol.

Jaigosian on 31.07. at 22:24
Dear UK2.

I have come here to say a massive thankyou to the members of [ally]TWM[/ally], who have kindly offered their support for me to slice and dice. :)

I took an [player]Andytnisa[/player] village today, a village ive been after for a while.
When taken, i noticed a huge flow of incoming support coming to it, mainly from Andy, but other [ally]TWM[/ally] members also...

So... Me being a cheeky chappy and all, i decided to keep the wall at level 0 and mass nuke my own village and DESTROY all the [ally]TWM[/ally] support that landed to it, lol.

0 wall serves up a tasty treat for my nukes to carve up. :icon_twisted:

Death list:
(m) LI 3 0:00:30
(fs) Hybrid Theory 0:12:33
(fs) Breath 0:17:50
×× Nuke ×× 0:44:10
jph village 12 0:55:48
ne passage 1:01:41
×× Nuke ×× 2:00:34
Helga1 2:27:30
(se) DS 1 neighbour 3:31:12
(se) Down south east 3:31:14
(se) Deep south 1 3:31:14
×× Nuke ×× 3:31:15
(se) down south west 3:31:16
×× Nuke ×× 3:46:17
[011] K37 - TW Masters - II 3:33:43
(se) Wastelands 4:00:54
×× Nuke ×× 4:07:33
(s) Hard rock 4:32:53
×× Nuke ×× 4:33:40
(s) Where am I?? 6:32:00
(s) Gimme some 6:32:02
(s) Delicate sound of thunder 6:32:04
(s) F002 - B Bunker 6:36:12
×× Nuke ×× 6:41:46


Please click the blue links for the reports of the carnage.
×× Nuke ×× is mine, anything else is the [ally]TWM[/ally] support.

I left the last bit of support there, to stop [ally]TWM[/ally] attempting a recap, lol.

Best way to pictorially describe this death-fest is:
633861722165693585-Facepalm.jpg


So, thank you to [ally]TWM[/ally] for providing me with not only several hundred thousand ODA, but also, many many hundreds of thousands of ODD, as the village is mine!

I think they should be congratulated for their efforts of helping me increase my overflowing OD and helping [ally]-TV-[/ally] race to the 500m ODD milestone, BEFORE [ally]DOGS[/ally] and i hope more offerings are given to me in the future, lol. :lol:


Thanks guys.


Jai.
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DeletedUser

Guest
just out of curiosity, in the reports - why did you hide the total defending numbers if they weren't yours?

My thoughts were out of habit, but still...
 

DeletedUser4221

Guest
Only thing i can think of is that if someone really wanted to work out Jai's nukes, all they had to do is put in the total number of Def troops in the simulator and workout the numbers used to make the losses taken in the stacked village
 

DeletedUser

Guest
Why are there 50 swords in the last nuke?

Also, you can see the full nuke in the last report so I think I found Jai's nukes xD
 

DeletedUser

Guest
jai is cursed with a rare condition called ocd, the 50 swords are there to send with the 4th noble, he sends 5 nobles, if the 4th takes the village the 50 swords will kill the 5th noble, this is so if he takes it in 4 the 5th doesnt then lower the loyalty to 1 or something
 

DeletedUser

Guest
Hi guys.

Another tasty morsel for you. :icon_wink:

Jaigosian today at 07:37
Dear UK2.
Hi guys.

The 'self proclaimed best player on UK2' and the 'best of the greek players' ---> KoXar seems to be allergic to cats!

I have substantial evidence he suffers from: Fel d 4

Cat allergy evidence:
- [report]0a5fd8a85ddce5b2b258f71043ada660[/report]
- [report]fdc974383c51043f6e0135904bce1db7[/report]
- [report]2232e8146e77d0beea14024b3ff2baf1[/report]
- [report]263dca1a6fab1c6d211f971f309f0bcc[/report]
- [report]b3ece663c3da5cfd99707bf63acfef6a[/report]
- [report]1d4554d3137d8b771795af2cf83b3247[/report]
- [report]5ad2739a1e646c0b0ac4ede675ffd578[/report]
- [report]13d3e7520d96ff06837acc9bc5ca5219[/report]
- [report]b7949450349caf639382b1529e003b93[/report]
- [report]404704a795555b0c0eea2c60a4ae8056[/report]
- [report]e53ffa0b25cc7137c7a0f2f90c2cb1f6[/report]
- [report]8b8610a04c369ca426acc84fa13c41e4[/report]
- [report]c00c30b2892dc245c1f4ab4009bde5db[/report]
- [report]84718126de2fe4f1482e5c18f43d4569[/report]
- [report]a9ea70284c8d9bac3895c63685aa0232[/report]
- [report]f57b8359972f5c3652ca1621faf25a62[/report]
- [report]b7c6cbef8bace0cf50f14facca06a5bc[/report]
- [report]67c07fe4c17e5b46e4d3849483da200b[/report]
- [report]4b65bc2e054c8a76d5ad87aef394ddde[/report]
- [report]6eaac2430b1de1e122d9c64d19ee6d66[/report]
- [report]6fc46f058de4d7b1f0570f2564c2a982[/report]
- [report]48ef64d66e552906ceac79e3de93553e[/report]
- [report]145003d05942fc34ac299ace13064874[/report]
- [report]93470d947e27c3885c43988e493be251[/report]
- [report]07cbb1d46e8e208a9cf51071cad66cd2[/report]
- [report]0e78f101e8e3167f589df5feb201dd64[/report]
- [report]e7bc94b648da8ddc9ba3b8b1b79723a9[/report]
- [report]89e18e77f707f2ac3cbaa0c89ada0932[/report]
- [report]21266815f4c8153ab98813a9e78b2bd0[/report]
- [report]a0b297bcc4e1cdb0496808a73e6b5d82[/report]
- [report]070fb005a43df30192e0d00b469e62c2[/report]
- [report]6b4186352f9f4df603178253dd28846b[/report]
- [report]fa03db85ecaefeb4e1ddb603a8c35b6a[/report]
- [report]96d6d7ba8c62639598698852b754b22c[/report]
- [report]d2c1c8c406b18d38fe51ee772c7edb48[/report]
- [report]b4738139d9a89c454b00f6c90a1e1221[/report]
- [report]27570834dc1cdccafae538ec8940b61e[/report]
- [report]611a996b78a64f27f21e2640efeb2dc1[/report]

Yes... yes...
He definitely dont like cats, lol.
Maybe he should go see a doctor?

Many many more have hit him, and many more will continue to hit him, until he deletes his account, lol.
And WITHOUT 1 single attack sent back at me, from the 'great' KoXar...


I wonder if any other [ally]G.F[/ally] members are allergic to cats?
I might just find out soon.


Thanks guys.

Jai.
Click to expand...


Oh deary , deary me... :lol:
 

DeletedUser

Guest
that hasnt properly come up dude, not that i mind, I got the ingame mail. lol.
 

DeletedUser

Guest
OMG!!!!!

Don't you just feel like a *insert appropriate self derogatory term* GIXXER.
 

DeletedUser

Guest
Nice hit, very lucky for you tb505, but well done.
 
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DeletedUser

Guest
Get that bonfire lit man....It makes a savage flame when lit.

tb505 you got really lucky there. Very nice attack though. But very lucky lol.
 
GIXXER

GIXXER

UK10 Winner
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:O Lucky it was dogs support, and not my own :)
 
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DeletedUser

Guest
of course dogs support an enemy village :lol:

p.s.
gixxer was not the sitter!
 

DeletedUser

Guest
HAHA, friendly fire, unlucky deadmax. When I say unlucky, I mean ROFL, less troops for the so-called "coalition" to get rid of :icon_twisted:
 

DeletedUser9610

Guest
I promised Daoscar and here it is.

Granted I didn't keep the vill because I was not online for the re-take or knew about it, The attack was a single Noble as a Decoy and this is what happened. lol

Powerful little fella this guy. :)

oxr51.jpg
 

DeletedUser

Guest
great report! would have been beautiful to see something in the troops in transit section.
 

DeletedUser

Guest
That is awesome, i have seen one with a single Axe as escort before.....but honestly that is great stuff.

When did you promise me that???

Oh i see Do you have a split personality? I have no Morale issue with that it is a Killer report btw.
 
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