Funny Ingame Messages :)

DeletedUser9748

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I found it and I believe Clyde mine overwhelms yours :p

HugHayley on 09.10. at 23:43
Dear kind gentle sir,

I write with hope in my heart and fluff in my warehouse. Quite a lot of fluff, actually, a little fluff mountain in fact.
Alas, it's true. There is nothing for my dear villagers to build with, the poor dears.

Hardship is my handmaiden, Sir, frugality my muse. My soul may be whole but there's holes in everything. So dire are my straits I can't even up the hiding place. I am in short, a poor little n00b.
However, certain wildly accurate reports suggest that you are wonderfully generous folk for whom a small rez donation is a mere drop in the anonymous bucket. And it should be my anonymous bucket, Sir. Yes! You only know how much it costs to buy vast amounts of building upgrades my fellow pointwhore. Suffice to say, it's become increasingly difficult for me to be the brave and fearless player on this account that I once was (yes I know you feel like shedding a tear now but please read on my dear). But one small contribution, one itsy-bitsy, teeny-weeny, payment would change all that, my dear Sir.

If you do not pay you shall be facing the mightiest attack of them all, the attack all pointwhores are in fear of. Those spears aren’t half pointy…

Do I make myself clear? Of course not! We speak in riddles here. And deal in shadows. And you can be my shadow, Sir.
Just delete this letter, forget you ever read it, and await a visit from those special little men, whom I've never seen like this.
There are sinister forces about, Sir, powerful forces, foreign forces, willing to spend their lives telling truths about a player who was once believed to be brave and fearless committed to winning. If our men visit you will find out the truth and you shall be declared the greatest pointwhore of UK9!

Yours obliviously (for now),

Hayley.


TL;DR send us rezzies of face the spears *evil laugh*
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DeletedUser9701

Guest
Another thing for us to compete on, Why don't we let the public decide.....
 

DeletedUser9748

Guest
The Clyde: I am open to any kind of challenges ;)

William: I believe she truly belongs to me. She wants my money and she is being honest in that. If you disagree, that's a DUEL!
 

DeletedUser

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clyde couldn't cope with female compassion so had to go out of the running almost immediately
 

DeletedUser10242

Guest
i aint affraid of no CLYDE

clydes up for any challenges IS HE!hes not handling mine to well>
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NEW AWARD 'first head to be hunted'
you can hide but you cant run.
any other sweaties need bashing just pm me direct!
 

DeletedUser10242

Guest
dont want your puny little vils

this is your last chance join me or perish!
 

DeletedUser9701

Guest
That is a tempting offer, i would need 24 hours before making a decision.
 

DeletedUser10242

Guest
i will give you til 6am!if you come earlier i might let you bring a friend!

no girls though!

actually your not welcome icon_eek:

whos lightyjo and why dosent the clyde like you?[they shouldnt of leftme in that skype room]
whats the matter clyde cat got your tounge
 
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DeletedUser9701

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no idea what your talking about, I'm gonna go out on a limb here and say You are full of Rubbish
 

DeletedUser10242

Guest
do you want me to explain or do you wanna just come and have a go its gotta be frustrating watching your walls and farms tumble!
ill start on the farms and stables next
go out on a limb grow a back bone and get with the programme.
id say man to man but what the hell bring it on with your whole tribe if you like that might give you a bit of confidence!

im not full of rubbish!
mad as a hatter maybe
 
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DeletedUser5582

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Guys amusing as this to see think is probably best done on pm (or that mysterious skype chat room :icon_eek:)

You went off topic a long time ago....
 

DeletedUser9701

Guest
In my defense Jo, I have no idea what chat room he is talking about or comments and have just taken the opportunity to defend myself in the arena I was accused. If it was handled in private to start with it would have stayed there
 

DeletedUser

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HugHayley on 11.10. at 08:00
Do you love me though? ;)
The Clyde on 11.10. at 08:28
Idk you.... Yet
HugHayley on 11.10. at 10:01
But you've infected me. How can you say that you don't know me yet. My heart is filled with passion for you.
The Clyde on 11.10. at 10:27
I have infected Hundreds of women that I dont know.
The Clyde on 11.10. at 11:40
so how am i ment to get to know you?
HugHayley on 11.10. at 15:05
I was thinking some nice chats then a nice trip. Who knows after that.
The Clyde on 11.10. at 16:02
but what about the mail you are sending everyone else.
You are sending me mixed signals.....
HugHayley on 11.10. at 17:28
I have to keep my options open, I don't handle rejection easily.
The Clyde on 11.10. at 18:08
I don't like Diseases and there is risk of that when you are sharing yourself around with everyone else...
HugHayley on 11.10. at 18:23
Now you're making me feel like a Jeremy Kyle reject :(
The Clyde on 11.10. at 18:31
If you had to choose one out of the many who would it be?
HugHayley on 11.10. at 18:33
I couldn't possibly choose though. Ballerond did send gifts though...
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DeletedUser9701

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there are some notable exclusions for that mail.

HugHayley on 10.10. at 22:45
You my dear Clyde are the only one that can sign in to my heart and you shall never sign-out. I dream of being your server as long as I live. You don't have to search for me, because I am always online and available for you. I see your name everywhere. in my FrontPage, in my homepage and all my softwares. I scanned my life my dear and found that I'm only infected by you. You are the virus I'd never remove, and why should I? You have truly formatted my life and added happiness to view. I know it’s hard to believe but my heart of yours my love, please don’t ctrl + x my heart. I need you to share your love with me. Your love truly would reset my life and delete all the sadness inside me.

The Clyde on 11.10. at 03:30
LMFAO, i love it!!!

HugHayley on 11.10. at 08:00
Do you love me though? ;)

The Clyde on 11.10. at 08:28
Idk you.... Yet

HugHayley on 11.10. at 10:01
But you've infected me. How can you say that you don't know me yet. My heart is filled with passion for you.

The Clyde on 11.10. at 10:27
I have infected Hundreds of women that I dont know.

The Clyde on 11.10. at 11:40
so how am i ment to get to know you?

HugHayley on 11.10. at 15:05
I was thinking some nice chats then a nice trip. Who knows after that.

The Clyde on 11.10. at 16:02
but what about the mail you are sending everyone else.
You are sending me mixed signals.....

HugHayley on 11.10. at 17:28
I have to keep my options open, I don't handle rejection easily.

The Clyde on 11.10. at 18:08
I don't like Diseases and there is risk of that when you are sharing yourself around with everyone else...

HugHayley on 11.10. at 18:23
Now you're making me feel like a Jeremy Kyle reject :(

The Clyde on 11.10. at 18:31
If you had to choose one out of the many who would it be?

HugHayley on 11.10. at 18:33
I couldn't possibly choose though. Ballerond did send gifts though...

The Clyde on 11.10. at 18:36
Ah so your That sort of girl, Unlike some I don't have the need to pay.

HugHayley on 11.10. at 18:40
Now what makes you think that? :p

The Clyde on 11.10. at 18:44
You felt the need to mention the gifts you receive, Its in my benefit that you are taking resources off Ballerond. So keep up the good work ;)

HugHayley on 11.10. at 18:45
Doesn't love me enough to send more *cries*

The Clyde on 11.10. at 18:47
you are a woman, you have your ways.

make him an offer he couldn't refuse ;)

HugHayley on 11.10. at 18:50
Threaten with naked piccies of my co? *thinks*


Na he's a sexy guy <3

HugHayley on 11.10. at 21:52
So quiet, am I not good enough for you?
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if you are going to post it, next time post it all
 

DeletedUser

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first bit has been posted already... and i was saving the other bit :icon_sad:
spoilt it.

Gonna say i win... :icon_cool:
 
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