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The elderly zulu council respectfully request that the following song is played whilst reading this news bulletin from around our campfire.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=azVqekQBK8g
It has recently been noticed by the almighty Zulu nation whilst out patrolling our borders that there has been a dramatic shift in the way in which the world around us is standing.
One such mighty patrol
returned with all haste to impart its findings.
Most significantly from them was the news that there has been the re-emergence of FAITH amongst the Urban populations.
Our journalists relentlessly researched how the people felt about this new social trend. Their reaction was documented photographically
The laughter that swept the nation had not been heard since Michael McIntyre did his sell-out tour!
It even raised a smile on the face of Britecraft, our notoriously dour Scottish leader
The almighty leaders of such an Imperial Faith had to be discovered in order to judge how long the current resurgence of belief would last and its ultimate FATE.
We found them cavorting in their ceremonial outfits
Unsure of why these Imperial leaders had imposed themselves on the urban population, we discovered the reason.
However, it is abundantly clear to us that those who were in their Urban locales have failed to consider one key thing that we Zulus always remember well.
Stick close to water, for if your army isn't WET it goes from this:
To looking rather like this
And once there is no army left, its villages end up all alone against their foes
We feel that such a manipulation of the Urban population's by these Faith driven men has only one outcome
Accordingly, we the Zulu people are intervening in order to protect the urban conurbations of world!
We will fight dogmatic Faith with our own special brand of beliefs.
We fear nothing that the leadership of such an Imperial Faith can retaliate with, especially after we identified the primary use of their time
Our troops will pass through their walls and into their villages unnoticed
This will undoubtedly lead to disciplinary action against the Imperial forces
When battle must be joined, the valiant Zulu's will smash their way through the brainwashed zealots of the Faith! However, our passion for war can sometimes cause problems when we take villages, leading to major reconstruction work needed.
This has been known to cause friction between our noblemen and their spouses previously
But it matters not when we Zulu's rest assured in the knowledge that we will triumph over the Empire of Faith.
Its generals will be sent to the rim,
Its troops destroyed and their armor used in our ceremonies,
And its old territory turned into our own,
We will attack the Imperial presence relentlessly until they finally come to accept what must be done
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=azVqekQBK8g
It has recently been noticed by the almighty Zulu nation whilst out patrolling our borders that there has been a dramatic shift in the way in which the world around us is standing.
One such mighty patrol
Most significantly from them was the news that there has been the re-emergence of FAITH amongst the Urban populations.
Our journalists relentlessly researched how the people felt about this new social trend. Their reaction was documented photographically
The laughter that swept the nation had not been heard since Michael McIntyre did his sell-out tour!
It even raised a smile on the face of Britecraft, our notoriously dour Scottish leader
The almighty leaders of such an Imperial Faith had to be discovered in order to judge how long the current resurgence of belief would last and its ultimate FATE.
We found them cavorting in their ceremonial outfits
Unsure of why these Imperial leaders had imposed themselves on the urban population, we discovered the reason.
Stick close to water, for if your army isn't WET it goes from this:
To looking rather like this
We feel that such a manipulation of the Urban population's by these Faith driven men has only one outcome
Accordingly, we the Zulu people are intervening in order to protect the urban conurbations of world!
We will fight dogmatic Faith with our own special brand of beliefs.
We fear nothing that the leadership of such an Imperial Faith can retaliate with, especially after we identified the primary use of their time
When battle must be joined, the valiant Zulu's will smash their way through the brainwashed zealots of the Faith! However, our passion for war can sometimes cause problems when we take villages, leading to major reconstruction work needed.
This has been known to cause friction between our noblemen and their spouses previously
But it matters not when we Zulu's rest assured in the knowledge that we will triumph over the Empire of Faith.
Its generals will be sent to the rim,
We will attack the Imperial presence relentlessly until they finally come to accept what must be done
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