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Hello all, this is a simple yet hopefully entertaining tale, one of a PP buying fool verses a semi competent player. It is worth paying attention to if you're in K44 as his village is now pretty weak and ripe for a quick steal. If that's all your here for shoot right to the two reports highlighted with asterixis.
Who you may ask are our protagonists? Well there is little old me, on around 700 points or so. And there is the villain of our piece, masterdipper, who has paid his way to 5600 points. On first sight this may not have appeared a fair fight. However we have the same sad tale of someone who knows how to manage an account and someone who has paid for their success and doesn't understand the basics of the game.
I first noticed the masterdipper a few days ago, he was founder of a tribe called Shrimp Gang. I noticed how quickly he was acquiring points for himself and low point+low activity players for his tribe. All the players he got seemed to be on top of one another and pretty close to me. I thought to myself, 'I have seen these kind of practices before, I don't ever remember them finished anything other than badly'. This is mass recruiting! I had reviewed his TWStats page to show that there was no history of getting far into a world. So I wrote him off as not very good. This was confirmed to me by his nobling of a village a few squares from his first that was barely more than a barbarian.
We had the very briefest of exchanges on the 14th
I had read the mail as it was a notification on the phone but chose not to respond for a few hours to make him think I was less active than I actually am.
Then on the 18th I have another A grade A effort to recruit me to the shrimps. One again, I chose to ignore to make him think I was only semi active. To my surprise he sent a scout attack. I will have to apologise on behalf of masterdipper for the poor English, but correcting it would be unfair, I do appreciate the 'egnore' though!
This was to cuzzer a leader of another local tribe West Kingdom.
Yet here the wretch thinks he has had one over on me;
It appears he doesn't know you can't support non tribe members too! Though I don't imagine he will even support any of his own tribe either.
Anyway I pointed out his spelling and grammar leave a lot to be desired and that if he wants to be considered capable then appearing intelligent enough to create error free sentences would be a good start. I got this abomination of the English language back, now you may say he may not be English speaking, yet he states he works for the NHS so I presume is a UK resident. (my italics)
Now despite claiming that I am 'salty' our villain seems to have been riled by me;
Within this post there are several lies. Apparently phones don't have spell check, my apple does, I presume most phones do, so how have these errors made it into his writtting, lie one. 'my wallet will never run low,i dont drive porsches for no reason.' I will just leave that one there, lie two. Not turning on premium till he was at 1500 points, TWStats shows that lie (three) http://www.twstats.co.uk/uk50/index.php?page=player&id=710628&tab=history day one 178 points, day two 657 and day three 951. All without PP, I am wrong about him, this guy's a master. Playing the game for twelve years, again TWstats doesn't support this, but neither does what follows, lie four.
Having seen is was coming in at what I thought was axe pace I dodged his first attack
The use of swords made timing the snipe a pain but off went my offence as I know this fight cannot be won.
I don't know what I actually killed but was worth around 200 ODA.
I then get this little pair;
This is what he sent to die;
https://uk50.tribalwars.co.uk/public_report/dbeed22356aadc40a04b002af03537dc (report one)
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This must be some next level tactic, suiciding nobles with HC, swords and spears? Sure I am no master but no one has every suggested that as the meta to me.
I decide the poke him a little, this is fun for me;
Once again, masterdipper falls back on lying for cover for his poor tactics. Apparently he 'forgot' to include his offensive troops. Whoops. It wasn't incompetence, at least he can pay his way out of it, even if he has to sell one of these Porches he drives!
So I have had some more attacks today, this one was apperently a fake;
Why would you do this? Send the smallest you can. It's not hard.
Then todays big attack;
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Oh dear, that didn't work out too well for him did it. His main groups of catapults and rams have been wiped by a player that has only about 15% of his points. Maybe he didn't mean to send the attack, maybe he wanted to put more troops in it, maybe he didn't want all those troops? This guy is full of out there tactics.
So this player, who has been playing for 12 years
, has managed to loose. So far he has thrown 168,530 wood, 175,680 clay and 165,320 metal. And he still hasn't cleared me. If there is anyone out there who wants an easy but rather large village in K44 he's a good bet. All the best.
Who you may ask are our protagonists? Well there is little old me, on around 700 points or so. And there is the villain of our piece, masterdipper, who has paid his way to 5600 points. On first sight this may not have appeared a fair fight. However we have the same sad tale of someone who knows how to manage an account and someone who has paid for their success and doesn't understand the basics of the game.
I first noticed the masterdipper a few days ago, he was founder of a tribe called Shrimp Gang. I noticed how quickly he was acquiring points for himself and low point+low activity players for his tribe. All the players he got seemed to be on top of one another and pretty close to me. I thought to myself, 'I have seen these kind of practices before, I don't ever remember them finished anything other than badly'. This is mass recruiting! I had reviewed his TWStats page to show that there was no history of getting far into a world. So I wrote him off as not very good. This was confirmed to me by his nobling of a village a few squares from his first that was barely more than a barbarian.
We had the very briefest of exchanges on the 14th
I had read the mail as it was a notification on the phone but chose not to respond for a few hours to make him think I was less active than I actually am.
Then on the 18th I have another A grade A effort to recruit me to the shrimps. One again, I chose to ignore to make him think I was only semi active. To my surprise he sent a scout attack. I will have to apologise on behalf of masterdipper for the poor English, but correcting it would be unfair, I do appreciate the 'egnore' though!
This is where things have gotten interesting. I will admit, it has been a few years since I have played, when I last played I am sure I could support whoever. So I tried messaging a few people in my neighbourhood.
This was to cuzzer a leader of another local tribe West Kingdom.
Yet here the wretch thinks he has had one over on me;
It appears he doesn't know you can't support non tribe members too! Though I don't imagine he will even support any of his own tribe either.
Anyway I pointed out his spelling and grammar leave a lot to be desired and that if he wants to be considered capable then appearing intelligent enough to create error free sentences would be a good start. I got this abomination of the English language back, now you may say he may not be English speaking, yet he states he works for the NHS so I presume is a UK resident. (my italics)
Now despite claiming that I am 'salty' our villain seems to have been riled by me;
Within this post there are several lies. Apparently phones don't have spell check, my apple does, I presume most phones do, so how have these errors made it into his writtting, lie one. 'my wallet will never run low,i dont drive porsches for no reason.' I will just leave that one there, lie two. Not turning on premium till he was at 1500 points, TWStats shows that lie (three) http://www.twstats.co.uk/uk50/index.php?page=player&id=710628&tab=history day one 178 points, day two 657 and day three 951. All without PP, I am wrong about him, this guy's a master. Playing the game for twelve years, again TWstats doesn't support this, but neither does what follows, lie four.
Having seen is was coming in at what I thought was axe pace I dodged his first attack
The use of swords made timing the snipe a pain but off went my offence as I know this fight cannot be won.
I don't know what I actually killed but was worth around 200 ODA.
I then get this little pair;
This is what he sent to die;
https://uk50.tribalwars.co.uk/public_report/dbeed22356aadc40a04b002af03537dc (report one)
***********************************************************************
This must be some next level tactic, suiciding nobles with HC, swords and spears? Sure I am no master but no one has every suggested that as the meta to me.
I decide the poke him a little, this is fun for me;
Once again, masterdipper falls back on lying for cover for his poor tactics. Apparently he 'forgot' to include his offensive troops. Whoops. It wasn't incompetence, at least he can pay his way out of it, even if he has to sell one of these Porches he drives!
So I have had some more attacks today, this one was apperently a fake;
Why would you do this? Send the smallest you can. It's not hard.
Then todays big attack;
**********************************
Oh dear, that didn't work out too well for him did it. His main groups of catapults and rams have been wiped by a player that has only about 15% of his points. Maybe he didn't mean to send the attack, maybe he wanted to put more troops in it, maybe he didn't want all those troops? This guy is full of out there tactics.
So this player, who has been playing for 12 years
, has managed to loose. So far he has thrown 168,530 wood, 175,680 clay and 165,320 metal. And he still hasn't cleared me. If there is anyone out there who wants an easy but rather large village in K44 he's a good bet. All the best.
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