DeletedUser13586
Guest
I'm new to the TW world, and not sure how this whole PNP thing works, but thought I'd leave my favourite coward a good bye message!
It's weird Matt, your knife always seems to fit perfectly in your allies backs.
There was a boy called Matt,
He looked an awful lot like a rat.
He pounded his fat little fist,
As MYR schooled him and sent him round the twist.
So he registered to a normal world,
And his recruitment tactics unfurled.
Are you a brown dot near his village?
Why not make you a friend, so later he can easily pillage?
His beady little eyes,
Conveyed his filthy lies.
With a spy in every tribe,
He won every war with a bribe.
Along came cookies,
Matt thought them to be rookies.
Nuke after Nuke,
His weak effort made us all want to puke.
Sat their in his failure,
He asked me for a favour.
He commanded 'send your train',
I said I'm ill and in a lot of pain.
Then all of a sudden came a girl called daze,
She left Matt in a haze.
A female speaking to him?
Even though he looked so grim?
He fell in love,
With his little Belgium dove.
He thought he might finally lose his virginity,
However she only looked upon him pitifully.
She was playing house wife,
While leading a secret life.
As she provided all of his information,
To the entire nation.
He snaked away,
He tried to defend his BAE.
He needed a scapegoat,
So he could gloat.
Look at the big bad pro,
He's nothing without his boys in tow.
So to the rim I go,
Sentenced by the guy I called bro.
1 on 1 he wouldn't of stood a chance,
So he commands his hoes to dance.
A world dominated by a speed rat,
That's nothing but a brat.
I bid 22 farewell,
SLAP will end up in TW hell.
Good luck to cookies!
I regret taking the wrong side.
It's weird Matt, your knife always seems to fit perfectly in your allies backs.
There was a boy called Matt,
He looked an awful lot like a rat.
He pounded his fat little fist,
As MYR schooled him and sent him round the twist.
So he registered to a normal world,
And his recruitment tactics unfurled.
Are you a brown dot near his village?
Why not make you a friend, so later he can easily pillage?
His beady little eyes,
Conveyed his filthy lies.
With a spy in every tribe,
He won every war with a bribe.
Along came cookies,
Matt thought them to be rookies.
Nuke after Nuke,
His weak effort made us all want to puke.
Sat their in his failure,
He asked me for a favour.
He commanded 'send your train',
I said I'm ill and in a lot of pain.
Then all of a sudden came a girl called daze,
She left Matt in a haze.
A female speaking to him?
Even though he looked so grim?
He fell in love,
With his little Belgium dove.
He thought he might finally lose his virginity,
However she only looked upon him pitifully.
She was playing house wife,
While leading a secret life.
As she provided all of his information,
To the entire nation.
He snaked away,
He tried to defend his BAE.
He needed a scapegoat,
So he could gloat.
Look at the big bad pro,
He's nothing without his boys in tow.
So to the rim I go,
Sentenced by the guy I called bro.
1 on 1 he wouldn't of stood a chance,
So he commands his hoes to dance.
A world dominated by a speed rat,
That's nothing but a brat.
I bid 22 farewell,
SLAP will end up in TW hell.
Good luck to cookies!
I regret taking the wrong side.
