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So as some of you are aware Sleepy Dan of TFF has recently become a bit of a mystical guru and is developing his “powers” as well as distributing his wisdom to all and sundry...
Since then he has started writing in “pretty” colours on the external forum and won't answer on skype unless someone asks for The Dan (or waves incense!)
At first we in TFF were alarmed as we had got used to the old Dan and having one eating natural yoghurt and muesli was well a bit of a shock.
But after a while we began to see some of the benefits of having a mystical guru for our leader! Oh yes I am about to reveal The Dan in all his glory!
Now the old Dan had many skills (naked geese fighting was just one of his more colourful skills trust me) and apart from a hatred of any hint of well a hint he is (mostly!) a down to earth, easy going incredibly dedicated guy (odd toy throwing but meh is a Duke they do that from time to time)
So come with me as I take you and the TFF cameras on a little trip down memory lane to the recent Large Fromage Meeting held somewhere near the outskirts of K55......
So there you have it! Does any other tribe have such a leader as The Dan (waves incense)
What a guy!
Since then he has started writing in “pretty” colours on the external forum and won't answer on skype unless someone asks for The Dan (or waves incense!)
At first we in TFF were alarmed as we had got used to the old Dan and having one eating natural yoghurt and muesli was well a bit of a shock.
But after a while we began to see some of the benefits of having a mystical guru for our leader! Oh yes I am about to reveal The Dan in all his glory!
Now the old Dan had many skills (naked geese fighting was just one of his more colourful skills trust me) and apart from a hatred of any hint of well a hint he is (mostly!) a down to earth, easy going incredibly dedicated guy (odd toy throwing but meh is a Duke they do that from time to time)
So come with me as I take you and the TFF cameras on a little trip down memory lane to the recent Large Fromage Meeting held somewhere near the outskirts of K55......
A large sign sits on the borders between TFF and the Shroud Wearers and from the TFF side says in large letters next farm 2 k's (please remember your pack lunches) and on the Shroud Wearer side it says “Lots of Radishes ahead remember your sacks” and next to this sign we find some of the TFF nubbins going about their daily TW tasks.
Suicided is covered with badges and searching his pockets for any nobles, Triari is leafing through his ODD awards and glancing at the TFF support threads with a look of longing.
Seren is snoozing peaceably occasionally clicking something and banging a mouse against a patched up table and Kitty is hiding her birth certificate from prying eyes (Matilda?). Jennie and Lauda are just doing their final checks before unleashing their nukettes (mitchnom goes blind) and The Power is buffing his very red car whilst Zero is stretching after a long sleep and eying the lands of the Shroud Wearers with an evil gleam whispering “There be nubcakes” over and over again. Groundman is pricing up the lawn and avoiding Triari who is looking hopefully for any sign of spears or swords hanging around...
The Dan levitates past on a silken cushion humming gently to himself whilst counting to infinity to pass the time when he spies some of The Shroud Wearers approaching from their barren farmless world to the leafy meadows of the TFF lands. Blinking in amazement at 500 point barbs running freely without being molested The Shroud Wearers have to restrain Slightly Nippy Shadow who made an involuntary grab for one. “not here later” growled AcheronOne taking some of the many sits draped over his shoulder and handing them to one of his minions.
The Dan “swoops” over (sorry sorry can;t help myself) and causing global warming just through his smile welcomes AcheronOne to the TFF meeting room. Hovering over a pile of beanbags (many stamped SPQR) and waving a finger to turn on a radio “its going to be a bright bright sunshiny day playing” he then arches his eyebrow causing the fridge to open and a chilled Chenin Blanc to pour itself into two glasses. “what a guy” mumbles AcheronOne impressed despite himself who is then alarmed as singing erupts in the background. “Hallelujah Hallelujah Hallelujah” erupts across the meadow causing poor AcheronOne to spill some of wine “What in dangnation is that” grumbled the Shroud Wearer leader “ “oh just Angelbear approaching we like to hang out and discuss No voting from time to time” and lowering his voice The Dan whispers “Between us she's been a bit down recently lost a bit of hope but I try and cheer her up by smiling at her. Seems to work.”
“so how can I help you Acheron” but before another word is said The Dan holds up his hand and humming gently makes a noble materialise out of thin air and blowing gently makes it move towards SuicidEd who seeing it grabs it and then runs off towards K25 scattering Shroud Wearers left and right saying “What a Guy!”
AcheronOne realising his mouth is hanging open shuts it and then sees The Dan frown slightly as Trairi creeps towards the TFF support thread. Sighing gently The Dan hums again and a Boomerang appears and flinging through the window it hits Triari on the head and on its return splits a incoming train neatly before landing gently back in The Dans hand. “What a guy” gasps Akelei the TFF forum moddess. “What a guy” murmurs Triari from the ground “saved my villa using just hc and no hint of a tribe circular!”
“so how can I help you today” smiled The Dan (causing a mini drought in Southern Sudan as he did so) “well”,said AcheronOne “is just that some of mine are upset about recent forum posts and...” then gasped in astonishment as The Dan nodding to himself help up his hand and said “Even a lowly scout can see all in night bonus” and gently levitating over to the window did gaze upon the Shoud Wearers.
First he saw Sir XeloBoy weeping upon the ground and taking a small splinter from meerkatx's paw (what a guy said MeerKatx) he breathed upon it and it turned into How to Snipe: A beginners Guide and wafting it over it nestled gently in Sir XeloBoy's hands then The Dan chanted in Sanskrit and removed the I heart Triari longing from XeloBoy's soul. “What a Guy” gasped XeloBoy as enlightenment flooded into his mind that if he tried to noble TFF villas ODD recognition would be his!
Then gazing upon Not Mastered Counting Jon The Dan did breathe deeply and a magical number three did appear and Not Mastered Counting slapped his forehead and cried out “of course! What a guy” and then put in a support ticket to get his name changed. One by one The Dan did partake of his deep learning and wisdom.
To grumpy Hylander The Beginners Guide to Posting, To Learning to Count Star an alarm clock to dispose of inactivity, to Iakovosian the granting of free ODD from TFF nukes award and to Mr Chief a set of cutlery and warm congratulations on forthcoming nuptials (not bought at Netto)
To Belstars he granted the “scouting with nobles special achievement for tribal mirth award” and to Furry a shopping voucher for his wife so he could log on (what a guy said Furry) every now and again.
AcherenOne was stunned into silence his grievances about an unnobled 500 point barb in K67 completely forgotten
“what a guy” he murmured before trudging back to his own tribal lands shaking his head at the I heart The Dan T shirts his tribe were wearing and guilty stashing the stolen holiday snaps into his radish sack.
Suicided is covered with badges and searching his pockets for any nobles, Triari is leafing through his ODD awards and glancing at the TFF support threads with a look of longing.
Seren is snoozing peaceably occasionally clicking something and banging a mouse against a patched up table and Kitty is hiding her birth certificate from prying eyes (Matilda?). Jennie and Lauda are just doing their final checks before unleashing their nukettes (mitchnom goes blind) and The Power is buffing his very red car whilst Zero is stretching after a long sleep and eying the lands of the Shroud Wearers with an evil gleam whispering “There be nubcakes” over and over again. Groundman is pricing up the lawn and avoiding Triari who is looking hopefully for any sign of spears or swords hanging around...
The Dan levitates past on a silken cushion humming gently to himself whilst counting to infinity to pass the time when he spies some of The Shroud Wearers approaching from their barren farmless world to the leafy meadows of the TFF lands. Blinking in amazement at 500 point barbs running freely without being molested The Shroud Wearers have to restrain Slightly Nippy Shadow who made an involuntary grab for one. “not here later” growled AcheronOne taking some of the many sits draped over his shoulder and handing them to one of his minions.
The Dan “swoops” over (sorry sorry can;t help myself) and causing global warming just through his smile welcomes AcheronOne to the TFF meeting room. Hovering over a pile of beanbags (many stamped SPQR) and waving a finger to turn on a radio “its going to be a bright bright sunshiny day playing” he then arches his eyebrow causing the fridge to open and a chilled Chenin Blanc to pour itself into two glasses. “what a guy” mumbles AcheronOne impressed despite himself who is then alarmed as singing erupts in the background. “Hallelujah Hallelujah Hallelujah” erupts across the meadow causing poor AcheronOne to spill some of wine “What in dangnation is that” grumbled the Shroud Wearer leader “ “oh just Angelbear approaching we like to hang out and discuss No voting from time to time” and lowering his voice The Dan whispers “Between us she's been a bit down recently lost a bit of hope but I try and cheer her up by smiling at her. Seems to work.”
“so how can I help you Acheron” but before another word is said The Dan holds up his hand and humming gently makes a noble materialise out of thin air and blowing gently makes it move towards SuicidEd who seeing it grabs it and then runs off towards K25 scattering Shroud Wearers left and right saying “What a Guy!”
AcheronOne realising his mouth is hanging open shuts it and then sees The Dan frown slightly as Trairi creeps towards the TFF support thread. Sighing gently The Dan hums again and a Boomerang appears and flinging through the window it hits Triari on the head and on its return splits a incoming train neatly before landing gently back in The Dans hand. “What a guy” gasps Akelei the TFF forum moddess. “What a guy” murmurs Triari from the ground “saved my villa using just hc and no hint of a tribe circular!”
“so how can I help you today” smiled The Dan (causing a mini drought in Southern Sudan as he did so) “well”,said AcheronOne “is just that some of mine are upset about recent forum posts and...” then gasped in astonishment as The Dan nodding to himself help up his hand and said “Even a lowly scout can see all in night bonus” and gently levitating over to the window did gaze upon the Shoud Wearers.
First he saw Sir XeloBoy weeping upon the ground and taking a small splinter from meerkatx's paw (what a guy said MeerKatx) he breathed upon it and it turned into How to Snipe: A beginners Guide and wafting it over it nestled gently in Sir XeloBoy's hands then The Dan chanted in Sanskrit and removed the I heart Triari longing from XeloBoy's soul. “What a Guy” gasped XeloBoy as enlightenment flooded into his mind that if he tried to noble TFF villas ODD recognition would be his!
Then gazing upon Not Mastered Counting Jon The Dan did breathe deeply and a magical number three did appear and Not Mastered Counting slapped his forehead and cried out “of course! What a guy” and then put in a support ticket to get his name changed. One by one The Dan did partake of his deep learning and wisdom.
To grumpy Hylander The Beginners Guide to Posting, To Learning to Count Star an alarm clock to dispose of inactivity, to Iakovosian the granting of free ODD from TFF nukes award and to Mr Chief a set of cutlery and warm congratulations on forthcoming nuptials (not bought at Netto)
To Belstars he granted the “scouting with nobles special achievement for tribal mirth award” and to Furry a shopping voucher for his wife so he could log on (what a guy said Furry) every now and again.
AcherenOne was stunned into silence his grievances about an unnobled 500 point barb in K67 completely forgotten
“what a guy” he murmured before trudging back to his own tribal lands shaking his head at the I heart The Dan T shirts his tribe were wearing and guilty stashing the stolen holiday snaps into his radish sack.
So there you have it! Does any other tribe have such a leader as The Dan (waves incense)
What a guy!
