The Elite Player!!!

DeletedUser

Guest
Could somebody please break down for me what an elite player is?

Someone who doesn't get out much, lives by the light of their monitor, empties keyboard of food crumbs and ash on a daily basis and is in grave danger of getting Deep Vein Thrombosis. All i now need to do to complete the accolade of becoming famous and "elite" is to learn how to play the game.
 

DeletedUser9540

Guest
Just ask to meet me for an elite player :p

just kidding, just kidding. i HAVE a life ;).

an elite player, in my mind, would likely be one that does NOT have a life. if they have co-players, they probably are the ones working most on it, saying they will let you on, then complain that you dont play enough (get what im saying???). in other words, the selfish people in the mommies basement all day, peeing into a bottle, and crapping into a diaper. welcome to hell ;).
 

DeletedUser9540

Guest
forgot one important thing. when "elite" players get into a personal fight (speaking wise) they WONT drop it. :)
 
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