The UK 10 Poem!

DeletedUser2765

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[ke]Oh Glorious UK 10, how we envy,
Nauz & Krieg recruited a many,
In the hopes of stirring aplenty!
For the short we are here to have an apple pie & cherry,
how long we'll stick around is something we cannot parry!

Ruffus discovered our intents,
and off he goes nothing but a man who's bent,
his tail between his legs, restarted in the NW he went!
Though we had hoped to put a dent,
in his worships who seem to never relent!

Though little did he know,
there was lots of gays and lesbians to show,
all up there in the NW with a lot of farms to dow!
Though many would applaud and bow,
your efforts may go in vein if people are shallow!

The Spaniards show up to display their true colors,
to the forums they went with nothing but hollers,
the community however, got nothing but a laugh at their collars!
Maybe they'll be worth all the effort, tho they probably consider themselves ballers,
I kid, I kid, I wish you to the best of luck, though I doubt you have any brawlers!

Nibble oh N1bble, where does thou begin,
a proclamation of greatness is how you bring them in,
though we all know you're pointwhores only wishing to win!
I think you'd do great if you threw some of your members in the bin,
but we shall see one way or another, how much there is to pin.

I see a tribe, a little ole tribe who I spy,
yes Ispy, I speak of you, who hide in a lie,
all your enemies though, seem to do nothing but divide by pi!
So let us see what you shall do, will your enemies die,
or will you simply fall into the abyss to never again be seen nigh?

And Showtime, oh showtime, you've hidden from the lime-light,
though your name has suggested otherwise, it will become much more bright,
only a suspicion, but I can't wait to see you descend from the night,
in nothing short of a brilliant light!

There are many tribes left though my wit is coming to an end,
so with that I conclude a fork in the road who's bend,
no-one can come to know and den,
all of this lies before us, which side to do you wish to have led?[/ke]
 
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DeletedUser9793

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Thanks for that
Gotta respect a bit of poetry
obviously breeding bards in your villa whilst the farmin is so slow:lol:
 

DeletedUser

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There once was a poet named onetruth
his rhyme and his meter were uncouth
with his poetry grand
quite quickly he was banned
and mods saved all the eyes of the young youth

And with that no name returned
their players were really quite learned
Its members had fun
and soon hit rank one
and all the while stomachs churned


However, that is not important
It sounds almost like a love chant
and while nauzhror is here
everyone should fear
fanboiing without a nauzhroical slant

You are not as smart as you make out
to be nauzhroical isn't a word, you see
you are really dumb
oh, don't look so glum
my criticism is really cheap, its' free


We seem to have turned in to kreiggy
with identities not one, two, but three-gy
I am quite confused
as to why we are fused
it is really quite freaky-gy


You saying that is really bold
but your rhetoric is getting old
I'm a literate poet
and boy don't I know it
cause son, you just got told

Hey bold, normals' gone crazy
he thinks he is a large daisy
so be a dear
and bring him here
and we'll put him in a large mase-y


Italics, you are quite rude
your jokes, one bit too crude
So please unhand me,
let me be free
and you'd be a really cool dude

I'm now in a bit of a curmudgeon
to get out, I'd want a large bludgeon
put the others to sleep
let them count infinite sheep
and I could sit back and eat fudge-in


Hey bold your rubbing off on me
your trick to ending easily--
adding a hyphenated syllable
is way to much trouble
and I wish you would stop doing it now-ly


Well I guess I could stop soon
But that wouldn't fix the problem you buffoon
you blubbering oaf
you are really mean-oaf
You both are worse than my pet BABOON!
 

DeletedUser

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Nibble oh N1bble, where does thou begin,
a proclamation of greatness is how you bring them in,
though we all know you're pointwhores only wishing to win!
I think you'd do great if you threw some of your members in the bin,
but we shall see one way or another, how much there is to pin.

This made me very happy ^__^
 

DeletedUser5582

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first iambic pentameter I see gets infracted!

@kreigy. great effort

@OneTruth. Little rude but did make me laugh

@zard. Awesome effort.

PnP in poetry. Can anyone else do better?
 

DeletedUser

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I believe that any future posts that do not rhyme should receive an infraction.
Over-reaction?
 

DeletedUser6623

Guest
im not gonna post
cuz i dont like the boast :icon_razz:
 

DeletedUser

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.... *Sigh* I guess I'll take a crack at this...

The world was off with quite a bang
And I heard BOTT was quite the thing!
But then they never left the rack
but HEY we got Jchilds back!
And even the Spanish hit the ring!

But when the world had come to start
It seemed that BOTT just feel apart
But Nauz was back into the game
This time though, he had NoName
I'm sorry but I have to.... fart? (I couldn't think of a good line to rhyme with start, don't judge me! :p)

And after only just the third day
I hear LC have have come to play
Before to long those farmed will pout
But for the rest lets stand and shout
The world is ours! HOORAY HOORAY!!!
 

DeletedUser1303

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Welcome to the epic tribal wars
it's a game that many adores
from noobs, pro's and geeks
many last years or weeks
but we all still pick out each other's flaws
 

DeletedUser

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Not sure, but kreiggy may have in fact done it first.
And I've done poetry since I was zarddeath200 on .net.

[ke]I don't copy PnP. It may have the same concept as others PnP, but I never sit there and say; "Wow that was some great PnP, I'm gonna make a copy!"

Just saying!!! :icon_razz:[/ke]

[ke]Why such little girls?[/ke]
 
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