Walking the Doggs to the Rim

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Spoiler: Declaration: Who Let The Doggs Out?

Reports have confirmed that savage canines, believed to be infected by rabies and infested with fleas, are prowling on the now-empty streets of UK11. These rather unassuming woofers have been attacking the weaker members of society on sight, even causing Barbarian to have an amputated leg after considerable gnawing.

What has brought this plague? The authorities are clueless, but top-dog canine scientist, AL, claims; ‘These mutts have had their judgement impeded by these issues, and as such, should be exterminated before the international canine population is effected.’

The war has been raging for nearly 24 hours now, these are the current statistics:

Spoiler: Statistics

 

[DeletedUser10486]

Specialist in Dogg illness and injuries I seem to see that they have severe ticks, time is only 'ticking' away before they are on the rim, however it seems like the can't run very far due to Hip dysplasia, i see they are getting very traumatised as they are suffering from epilepsy caused my the BEAST's that are DEATH (life in DEATH, well i never :lol But im sure we'll see attacks coming to one another of their villages instead of support as they've hit the wrong button due to the Cataracts they have sustained!

Enjoy all!

There is only 1 dog with talent in the UK, yes we all saw the one last night on Britain's got Talent!

 

[DeletedUser]

Specialist in Dogg illness and injuries I seem to see that they have severe ticks, time is only 'ticking' away before they are on the rim, however it seems like the can't run very far due to Hip dysplasia, i see they are getting very traumatised as they are suffering from epilepsy caused my the BEAST's that are DEATH (life in DEATH, well i never :lol But im sure we'll see attacks coming to one another of their villages instead of support as they've hit the wrong button due to the Cataracts they have sustained!

Enjoy all!

There is only 1 dog with talent in the UK, yes we all saw the one last night on Britain's got Talent!

I enjoyed this, what a "whitty" post!

 

[DeletedUser10486]

I enjoyed this, what a "whitty" post!

Not quite the same :icon_wink: but when they are all gone, they'll be whitless!

This is my view of the current war (the Doggs being Simba)

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JGsQInZlXVY

 

[DeletedUser]

We of the rim (or not so far from the rim in some cases) like to pride ourselves in it being as tidy as possible.

I hope DEATH are responsible walkers!

 

[DeletedUser]

We'll make them eat it.

 

[DeletedUser10486]

We'll make them eat it.

That's a tad aggressive :lol:

 

[DeletedUser]

I haven't even got my fruit bowl out yet... :3

 

[DeletedUser10806]

i have to say i do like those stats so far xx

 

[DeletedUser]

And man's best friend has forsaken in and gone to Hell. Tails were thoroughly between legs as the mutts crossed the busy highway, promptly being run down by DEATH, BOGOF, KTZ and CIF moving lorries, whom were on their way to renovate the pound into an office block. The few canines to survive the brutal crossing now live as strays, Misfits in today's pet society, without a home or prospect of a happy future of frisbees, mailmen or grooming.

The war ended at 38-2 to DEATH, those two conquers being recaps.

 

[DeletedUser]

Yep, but from what I hear there's a hell of a lot less Death trucks on the road than there used to be

 

[DeletedUser10486]

2 :L

 

[DeletedUser]

Yep, but from what I hear there's a hell of a lot less Death trucks on the road than there used to be

I'm confused. :?

 

[DeletedUser5426]

So am i Push as there are more real death trucks back on the road now lol

 

[DeletedUser]

I was getting worried that war must of been the longest BOGOF have had so far