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Greetings fellow forumites! Today is a tale about how a relationship went sour and as I gently remove (Mitchnom goes blind) the TFF camera covers to show you these events unfolding I would ask you also to spend a short moment wishing ourbeloved Tiger good luck in his diet.
Appalled at being outed on these very forums as being a bit of a plump pussy cat these days Tiger has to get back to his “fighting weight”. He assures me his Uk8 barbfeast has made his waistband expand though even I was shocked when he sent me a pic to show what barbs can do :icon_wink:
Am sure all in the Uk server wish Tigerthe very best in getting back to the sleek and well groomed cat that he used to be. Good luck Tiger and love the pantaloons by the way!
Ok as I ventured forth in the fair lands of K44 and crossed into the Doggie Domain I noticed that all was quiet?! Nothing was stirring and curious as to the reason why I crept to The Last Lamppost and let myself in (Tiger refuses to give me keys but think is just fridge jealousy issues but I digress) and noting the slightly shabby décor did smile at the sight of the severed head of Ruffus wearing a party hat glaring down from the walls on a scene, which to my amazement and building amusement, was of all the Dogs (and one overweight pussycat with stripes)surrounding a small stage where Deuce Bigalow in a shocking pink mankini was being abducted into the tribe.
Dazed and bruised from a recent scufflehe was being gently tended to by Faqsake and Tb505 (the latter wearing small cushions over his man boobs and wincing each time his shirt rubbed (Mitchnom faints) over clearly sore nipples.
His wounds healed a hush went over the pack as Cooky held up his paws and the sounds of bottom sniffing and tail wagging subsided.
“Dear Doggies we are gathered here today to bear witness to a new Doggie being created!”
“lumme” whispered Scrumper to across looking wolf, “he does this ever so well don't you think? Related from the Baskerville Hounds did you know though his mother had a touch of Pug in her I've always thought”
Cooky reverently held up a silver Dog collar with name tag attached and turned to Deuce and said, “Deuce Biglow will you be faithful unto death? Set a sitter when in yourbasket, Obey your leaders instructions as you would follow a Winalot gravy biscuit into hell itself? Never associate with catsunless they have stripes and never under pain of never having your tummy tickled again mention Uk8 :icon_eek:
At this point a few of the Dogs snarled and yipped and a few had paws over their eyes and started to shake uncontrollably.
“I do” intoned Deuce and the hall erupted in barks and yelps and poor StickBringer was unable to control himself and cocked a leg over a hair covered sofa.
“that done” said Tb505 I have some other news! Alas unable to be here tonight as he is using up his frequent hopper points in a small spa resort near Barking and being consoled over the FB share price débâcle but he has left us a note and taking out a suspiciously well used note from his pocket TB did begin to read.
Frowning over the first line it said DearTLH, Rehab, FAF Doggies, alas am unable to be here tonight as the Costa Rican shorts on coffee futures has led to sell notes beingissued and also I am in the middle of buying Portugal with some change I found in some laundry. However, am looking forward to working with you all.
P.s. Keep me safe from Mo Points I beg you
Signed Grawler.
Alas before this new could sink in a dog wearing an ancient helmet and sipping Lemsip rushed in and in a croaky snarl woofed, “TalkToFrank claim has been taken by Addicts!” and as one the Dogs rushed for their spear nukes!
But the figures of some Addicts appeared and TheDan removing (Mitchnom whimpers) a glove threw it down upon the floor and pointing at the newly collared Deuce shouted,“you broke your word my former bottie sniffing friends and Lauriel poking her head from behind his incredibly well toned legs pointed at BobTheGettingBetter and said “come and get it big boy!'
So they are! A once (mostlypeaceful) K has broken out into grisly war. We have removed all the lampposts and the Dogs are hiding all sugary snacks from Tiger and sniffing round our villas.
Chapter 2 may or may not follow
Appalled at being outed on these very forums as being a bit of a plump pussy cat these days Tiger has to get back to his “fighting weight”. He assures me his Uk8 barbfeast has made his waistband expand though even I was shocked when he sent me a pic to show what barbs can do :icon_wink:
Am sure all in the Uk server wish Tigerthe very best in getting back to the sleek and well groomed cat that he used to be. Good luck Tiger and love the pantaloons by the way!
Ok as I ventured forth in the fair lands of K44 and crossed into the Doggie Domain I noticed that all was quiet?! Nothing was stirring and curious as to the reason why I crept to The Last Lamppost and let myself in (Tiger refuses to give me keys but think is just fridge jealousy issues but I digress) and noting the slightly shabby décor did smile at the sight of the severed head of Ruffus wearing a party hat glaring down from the walls on a scene, which to my amazement and building amusement, was of all the Dogs (and one overweight pussycat with stripes)surrounding a small stage where Deuce Bigalow in a shocking pink mankini was being abducted into the tribe.
Dazed and bruised from a recent scufflehe was being gently tended to by Faqsake and Tb505 (the latter wearing small cushions over his man boobs and wincing each time his shirt rubbed (Mitchnom faints) over clearly sore nipples.
His wounds healed a hush went over the pack as Cooky held up his paws and the sounds of bottom sniffing and tail wagging subsided.
“Dear Doggies we are gathered here today to bear witness to a new Doggie being created!”
“lumme” whispered Scrumper to across looking wolf, “he does this ever so well don't you think? Related from the Baskerville Hounds did you know though his mother had a touch of Pug in her I've always thought”
Cooky reverently held up a silver Dog collar with name tag attached and turned to Deuce and said, “Deuce Biglow will you be faithful unto death? Set a sitter when in yourbasket, Obey your leaders instructions as you would follow a Winalot gravy biscuit into hell itself? Never associate with catsunless they have stripes and never under pain of never having your tummy tickled again mention Uk8 :icon_eek:
At this point a few of the Dogs snarled and yipped and a few had paws over their eyes and started to shake uncontrollably.
“I do” intoned Deuce and the hall erupted in barks and yelps and poor StickBringer was unable to control himself and cocked a leg over a hair covered sofa.
“that done” said Tb505 I have some other news! Alas unable to be here tonight as he is using up his frequent hopper points in a small spa resort near Barking and being consoled over the FB share price débâcle but he has left us a note and taking out a suspiciously well used note from his pocket TB did begin to read.
Frowning over the first line it said Dear
P.s. Keep me safe from Mo Points I beg you
Signed Grawler.
Alas before this new could sink in a dog wearing an ancient helmet and sipping Lemsip rushed in and in a croaky snarl woofed, “TalkToFrank claim has been taken by Addicts!” and as one the Dogs rushed for their spear nukes!
But the figures of some Addicts appeared and TheDan removing (Mitchnom whimpers) a glove threw it down upon the floor and pointing at the newly collared Deuce shouted,“you broke your word my former bottie sniffing friends and Lauriel poking her head from behind his incredibly well toned legs pointed at BobTheGettingBetter and said “come and get it big boy!'
So they are! A once (mostlypeaceful) K has broken out into grisly war. We have removed all the lampposts and the Dogs are hiding all sugary snacks from Tiger and sniffing round our villas.
Chapter 2 may or may not follow
