Zombie Poetry

DeletedUser10100

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Seeing as the forums are a little boring I thought a little poem would not hurt :)

A little poem called "Zombie"

Zombies, Zombies, what is the score?
It’s your barbarian nobling that led to this war.

Zombies, Zombies, what are you doing?
We seem to be giving you a proper shoeing.

Zombies, Zombies, Check out the map.
For here comes MK, wanting a scrap.

Zombies, Zombies, Check out the stats.
You seem to be troubled with rampaging rats.

Zombies, Zombies, Look what’s that?
Oh yes, your nuke that just went splat.

Zombies, Zombies, Look at that RIM.
For that’s your new home and yes! It looks Grim.
 

DeletedUser

Guest
Roses are red,
Violets are blue,
TWZ are rubbish at tribal wars,
My poems aren't much better.
 

DeletedUser6796

Guest
The Walking Zombies said
"We can play this game though dead"
And as their armies were defeated,
as their players became deleted,
it became clear instead
That it was their brains that were dead.

So the Rats nibble lightly on rotting zombie bits,
finding each village captured nicely maxed out in the pits
We squeak thanks for building up our new places,
and can only imagine the look on their faces
as tactical wit and leaders flee the dead
and that they should have just stayed in bed.


(and if you think that's bad, it's even worse in Norwegian)
 

DeletedUser6796

Guest
Darth returned to lead the undead horde
But the Doom he brought was rightly abhorred
Some left and formed a 'No Darth' target
But Rats don't easily forget

So the Zombies Third family fell apart
as predicted from the start
Leaving Darth losing village by village
Real Estate for rats to pillage

Zombies 4 plea they are at peace
Zombies 2 and 3 are deceased
Zombies 1 remains, but with no meat or brains
So let's drink to their final decrease!

(if you missed it, !TWZ3! has fallen. Another rat-inspired victory)
 

the minx

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We were up 333 villas when the war ended due to them disbanding

we have redeclared on the remaining tribe, and are already up 33 villas since the 5th
 

DeletedUser6796

Guest
Here are some figures for the last seven days. Although interrupted by the collapse of !TWZ3! and us having to declare again, it doesn't alter the really bleak picture that the remaining zombies see from their windows...

Side 1:
Tribes: ~RP~, ~RT~
Side 2:
Tribes: !TWZ!


Timeframe: Last week






Total conquers against opposite side:


Side 1: 60
Side 2: 0
Difference: 60


chart









Points value of total conquers against opposite side:


Side 1: 573,517
Side 2: 0
Difference: 573,517


chart
 

DeletedUser13546

Guest
TWZ3 disbanded because darth came back not cause of you guys lol :/
 
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