DetailsAlly Dont Ever Attack The Horde!
Enemy Titans
Title Morphine Cant Take Away The Pain!
Start on 05.02. at 19:43:57
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Duration 1 day 20:11:45
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Explanation Greetings Mortals,
Your insolence as of late has been noted, your prods at the immortality that threaded your very world have sickened the Gods, and thus, you have been forsaken. Your various deities have unleashed the plague, known to your kind, as DEATH.
DEATH will carve your ranks into a sea of red, with the swift eventuality of DEATH's scythe itself. The coming storm will be unrelenting in its gruesome splendor, it will not discriminate in its target - all life will be obliterated. We told you not to attack the horde, you should have listened.
Fret not, for, at the end of the day, DEATH takes us all.
Regards,
Your Undoing
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DetailsAlly Dont Ever Attack The Horde!
Enemy Lost Souls
Title Bored Of Waiting...
Start on 05.02. at 19:34:47
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Duration 1 day 20:22:24
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Explanation Greetings,
We are rather disappointed that we have to send this to you, for it would seem the Royal Mail has delayed deliveries in the wake of the recession, or perhaps it was the snow? Anyway, here is our email order confirmation:
L-S - woodke0 on 03.02.2012 at 13:01Thanks Quote
We will be declaring on death today so let's crack on with them please
That was quite a while ago, and our delivery timeline has since expired.
We have reported you to trading standards, expect administration or liquidation to be performed by your nearest DEATH bailiffs. The use of force has been permitted by local authorities, should resistance be met.
Your fly-tipping has also been noted, dumping your meager belongings in the nearest barbarian village is not only unethical, but environmentally unsound.
Fear not, your souls will be found once DEATH takes you.
Regards,
Revenue & Customs
