Greetings Bailey.ca. We have never met before, and you will have to excuse my current name (I can't remember the password or the email I used to register my in-game username) but alas my name is SexySmurf. I have no doubt that you will not have heard of me and will wonder who I am, as well as why I am specifically calling you out. Others will wonder why I've decided to return despite announcing my retirement a few years ago. What could possibly bring back an 11 year old veteran back to a dying game, to specifically call out someone that they don't even know? Well, the answer is simple: I want someone to compete against, and I have chosen you. My record playing on Speed is laughable in comparison to the great players who have passed by this server. I have only managed to record a couple of wins during Night Rounds a few years ago, with a few second and third places coming in the way. I have always been a player who has always been decent at supporting others. Most notably my time in SLAP! and helping uk.pro to a couple of wins before we fell out, for reasons I can't even be bothered to remember. On the main game I was always known as a co-player and managing to find my way into good tribes despite my skill level never being up to par with the likes of Reduaram, Nauzhror, Purple Predator etc. and I even once managed to find myself co-playing on the ancient wizzydizzy account on .net for a short time. My feats as a solo player were always left to be desired. Suffice to say I don't have a record of being a good player. I've never played in a world winning tribe or held Rank #1 on the main worlds. But I reckon I'm good enough to slap you in a 1v1, so I'm offering you out. I'll be playing tonight's round starting at 8pm. I doubt you will be there given the fact I am posting this just before it starts but the benefits of a forum means that you and I can arrange the right round to duke it out. I don't consider this as me coming out of retirement. I will probably disappear again if my challenge is refused or ignored. Either way I will enjoy tonight's round for the nostalgia. So, what do you say Bailey? I look forward to your response . . . .