DeletedUser4753
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So their i was relaxing in my cave shaped home,
sat atop my unicorn, giving my golden hair a comb.
I looked over to my right to see "fluffy" the dragon
Who was supping with Gary the orc, flagon after flagon.
To my left was Chadwick the centaur, such a charming chap
He politely smiles over at me, and like a gent tips his cap
If you look over yonder, you can make out the giant sonney
he gives out the best cuddles, and his laugh is so funny.
Sat cooking near the fire is Alexander the imp,
looking after this wonderful familiy with his garlic fried shrimp
Oh we are all so happy here, living in peace and tranquillity
I love it many times over, that bureaucratic nobility
Then some dude walks through the door!
fluffy lets out a roar
I panic and begin to cry
the dude spears Chadwicks eye
I scream, i resist
the "rescuer" flails at Alexander with his damned iron fist
he throws me over his steed
I wish to stay with my friends i plead
but he rides on to his keep
all i can do is weep
We get to his home, which is nothing like mine
I cant hold back the tears, he is no "rescuer" he's a swine!
He takes me up some stairs, towards his creepy room
He says i must buff his shit, he'll be back soon
He says he is gunna go kill some more of my friends
calls it "rescuing" and giving this land a good cleanse
I fear once my magic buffs are gone
he will replace me with another one
once my task is complete, he will surely end my life
just as he did when he entered our "cave" and slaughtered all the wild life
Only 6 hours left, and my life will be done
I just hope Caterina, Richard, Joffrey and Guinevere can all run....
sat atop my unicorn, giving my golden hair a comb.
I looked over to my right to see "fluffy" the dragon
Who was supping with Gary the orc, flagon after flagon.
To my left was Chadwick the centaur, such a charming chap
He politely smiles over at me, and like a gent tips his cap
If you look over yonder, you can make out the giant sonney
he gives out the best cuddles, and his laugh is so funny.
Sat cooking near the fire is Alexander the imp,
looking after this wonderful familiy with his garlic fried shrimp
Oh we are all so happy here, living in peace and tranquillity
I love it many times over, that bureaucratic nobility
Then some dude walks through the door!
fluffy lets out a roar
I panic and begin to cry
the dude spears Chadwicks eye
I scream, i resist
the "rescuer" flails at Alexander with his damned iron fist
he throws me over his steed
I wish to stay with my friends i plead
but he rides on to his keep
all i can do is weep
We get to his home, which is nothing like mine
I cant hold back the tears, he is no "rescuer" he's a swine!
He takes me up some stairs, towards his creepy room
He says i must buff his shit, he'll be back soon
He says he is gunna go kill some more of my friends
calls it "rescuing" and giving this land a good cleanse
I fear once my magic buffs are gone
he will replace me with another one
once my task is complete, he will surely end my life
just as he did when he entered our "cave" and slaughtered all the wild life
Only 6 hours left, and my life will be done
I just hope Caterina, Richard, Joffrey and Guinevere can all run....