Funny IG mails and messages

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The world is not even 3 hours old.....

loynav2 today at 13:38
if you want the best for both of you should send me your spears for support and restart

Kashmir Tuchas today at 13:48
How do I do that?

loynav2 today at 13:51
go to map click me and click the symbol with 2 swords
click 5 spears and then support

then clck settings at the top row of the page,on the left there are options click settings on the side this time,click start over and comfom password

Kashmir Tuchas today at 13:54
but I haven't got swords yet! will you wait?

loynav2 today at 13:54
spears

Kashmir Tuchas today at 13:55
haven't got any of those either yet

loynav2 today at 13:56
the ones wen you complete the toutarial and attack a barb with 5 spears

loynav2 today at 13:57
eeryone has 5 at the begining

Kashmir Tuchas today at 14:04
I cannot get them back!

What have I done wrong?

loynav2 today at 14:04
did you get the report

Kashmir Tuchas today at 14:06
what report - they are still attacking. another 50 minutes before they get to the barbarian village.

loynav2 today at 14:08
then wait

Kashmir Tuchas today at 14:09
ok - will you wait for me to send them to you. I do not want to waste your time.

Kashmir Tuchas today at 14:23
You must be a good player if you know so much.

loynav2 today at 14:29
i am experianced
had 58,000 points on world 1 till i quit

and now have 5000 points on world 7

Kashmir Tuchas today at 14:47
that is good.

Kashmir Tuchas today at 15:07
my troops are back but I cannot send them to you

loynav2 today at 15:08
ow klick support the green not attack

Kashmir Tuchas today at 15:10
It says I can only support players in my tribe.

can you invite me to your tribe so I can send you the troops

loynav2 today at 15:12
dont woryy our tribe has stopped recruiting

Kashmir Tuchas today at 15:14
how can I support you then. I want to help.

loynav2 today at 15:15
dont worry

Kashmir Tuchas today at 15:16
I have just checked my points

I have 3.393.557 points on World 5

loynav2 today at 15:17
hah

loynav2 today at 15:17
stop dreaming

Kashmir Tuchas today at 15:18
no really - I do

loynav2 today at 15:19
I WILL CHECK

loynav2 today at 15:26
OK YES YOU DO
 

DeletedUser

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"OK YES YOU DO"

Classic
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DeletedUser

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Ummmm this is embarassing for me as he is in my tribe :D
Even i agree though, this is class! :)
 

DeletedUser8800

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kash that is sooooooooooooo funny wish he sent that to me
 

DeletedUser9522

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Wow that is just epic :D I seem to be the only one in my 15x15 with a barracks, and no mail yet.
 

DeletedUser

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OMG kash how did u even keep it so straight for sooo long....funniest convo for a long time
 

DeletedUser

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Predator today at 13:23
I'm an experienced player, if you haven't used the "start over" option yet, I advise that you do so now.

Kind Regards,
[player]Predator[/player]

Leaf Coneybear today at 13:25
How cn I us rstrt?
I dun kno how us it.
I nu 2 gaym. Can u shoe me?

Predator today at 13:26
Got you marked on my map under "clear first" group.

Leaf Coneybear today at 13:27
Wht that men?
How u mrk me on map?

Leaf Coneybear today at 15:43
How bout u restart fr me? I dun wnt restrt I dun it once alredy.

Predator today at 15:44
No you haven't, otherwise it would say "Leaf Coneybears new village".

Leaf Coneybear today at 15:46
i tel u secrt, if u go n hq at te botom der is way 2 chaange name. i no liek te new bit so i change.

I restrt once alredy. so you ned to restrt instad.

how bout we be PAs?

Predator today at 15:48
Ok funny boy. Lets see if you're still talking when I clear your troops.

Leaf Coneybear today at 15:51
I hav begunna protecton on, u canot atack me! hahahahahahahahahahaha! u such a joker :)

how bout neither of us retsrart an we tak over area 2geter?

Leaf Coneybear today at 15:54
can I hav ur strat up guide? I wanna seee if it gud as my strtegy. I hax build mine and pit an camp 2 30 so I can build troops real fast. coz troops bild fast coz trop speed 2.

Predator today at 15:55
Restart, then you can see it. And my guide is the best guide ever written.

Leaf Coneybear today at 15:59
but I alredy restrted once.

Leaf Coneybear today at 16:04
how bout we make a tribe 2gether men> we cud rule teh world! fighting solves nothin.

Leaf Coneybear today at 16:10
I dun fink ur guide is bettr than my plan.

Predator today at 16:11
Look at who came 1st to 1k and 10k pts. http://forum.tribalwars.co.uk/showthread.php?t=16615

Leaf Coneybear today at 16:13
tat dun meen much yoo just raise bildins for most points, te best way is 2 rise mines 2 30 so u can bild lots troops,

Leaf Coneybear today at 16:17
Look who came first to 1k and 10k pts. http://forum.tribalwars.co.uk/showthread.php?t=16575

Predator today at 16:18
UK6 was a joke world. In UK1 everybody turned out for the launch and I owned it.

Leaf Coneybear today at 16:25
I wasn't aware nobling 3 villages all under 2k was "owning it".
ouch
 

DeletedUser

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Zard. I never... Ever thought I'd say this. But for that, I love you man :lol:

Put me in hysterics :lol:
 

DeletedUser

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Hmm, he was mean to me.

Oh and zard that was genius :p



garg and nauz take some credit, I only started it :D

Leaf Coneybear on 06.06. at 23:47
Scared that you might get nobled on this world too?
And have that w55 "achievement" go back to being nothing?

Predator today at 00:39
I'm the best Tw player, why should I be scared?

And I don't think w55 was an achievement; it was a classic example of a Master versus an Amateur.
 

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Think he's mad ....after all that he restarted :?

ALessonInBeingAzn on 06.06. at 13:42
There's always a fair amount of luck involved when joining a new world in regards to your location. Your luck has yet to be decided as your area is both potentially very lucky and potentially very unlucky. I have been rank 1 on 4 .uk worlds, 13 .net worlds, 2. de worlds, 1 .us world, and 1 .se world. If you should choose to stay in this area you will be outgrown, out-trooped, out-farmed, and just generally outplayed; especially since this account is co-played by not only me, but Purple Predator who is quite likely even better than me. This will most likely result in you becoming my farm, or on the off chance that you're really good, my noble target. On the other hand should you choose to restart you might later consider having started near me initially to have been quite lucky due to the help and advice I am willing to give those that choose to restart to help them dominate their new area.

tl;dr version: Restart for your own good.

~Nauzhror

steviejaffa on 06.06. at 13:45
haha im afraid not you clown

you think your the only one with a co-played account?

we shall see who considers restarting as soon as beginners protection is off

steviejaffa on 06.06. at 13:52
your also pretty full of crap in saying you've ranked 1st on 13 .net worlds

i suppose those ranks have been under another alias lol

i think not

ALessonInBeingAzn on 06.06. at 14:49
Ah so your in james44 tribe then :p

steviejaffa on 06.06. at 14:51
i wasnt no, but when i seen your little mail, i decided i would make it my mission to rim you

ALessonInBeingAzn on 06.06. at 14:52
Lmao, wait you actualy think am Nauz XD ??

steviejaffa on 06.06. at 14:53
no, but i know he's in your tribe

ALessonInBeingAzn on 06.06. at 14:54
he is? :s

I never knew that...anyway

AZN'S FTW!

steviejaffa on 06.06. at 15:00
why are you sending messages claiming to be nauz anyway?

steviejaffa on 06.06. at 15:00
plus the fact that its a copy and pasted message lol

ALessonInBeingAzn on 06.06. at 15:00
I am nauz o_O

steviejaffa on 06.06. at 15:01
i'll tell you what you are... a little (bleep) who will restart within the next 4days

ALessonInBeingAzn on 06.06. at 15:03
:O y you so mean with such a personal insult, I'm only 12 and that may influence me to now use that word in real life.

steviejaffa on 06.06. at 15:05
guess i'll have to live with it

ALessonInBeingAzn on 06.06. at 15:06
Such a mean person :(

I wasnt mean to you , I was nice. You abused your status as an adult :(

You should be ashamed of yourself.

steviejaffa on 06.06. at 15:07
im so sorry....

please forgive me

ALessonInBeingAzn on 06.06. at 15:08
Am gni tell ma mom on you!

steviejaffa on 06.06. at 15:09
please dont

ALessonInBeingAzn on 06.06. at 15:11
i told her!

steviejaffa on 06.06. at 15:12
what she say

ALessonInBeingAzn on 06.06. at 15:12
She coming to your house!

You better watch out, she will tell your mom!

steviejaffa on 06.06. at 15:13
shes not coming to my house to tell my mum anything

i think we both know why shes coming to my house

slurp

ALessonInBeingAzn on 06.06. at 15:15
what are you trying to insinuate she is coming to your house for ?

steviejaffa on 06.06. at 15:16
sexy times

ALessonInBeingAzn on 06.06. at 15:18
Your not a very nice person stevie are you.

steviejaffa on 06.06. at 15:22
well it all depends on first impressions...

if we get off on the right foot, and i like you, then i can be the best mate in the world.

if you are a (bleep), annoy me and act an idiot, then i will not like you, therefore i will not demonstrate my niceness.

you send me a mail with a threat inside of it, i will not like you x2

this is why i am setting out to have you run away to the rim.

ALessonInBeingAzn on 06.06. at 15:26
y u so mad!

steviejaffa on 06.06. at 15:27
luckily for you, i didnt do tutorial so didnt get bonus

will be seeing you soon

ALessonInBeingAzn on 06.06. at 15:32
lmao so after all that you restart?

yeah sure you didnt, leave your 5 spears there to spike eh :p

steviejaffa on 06.06. at 15:46
try farming (bleep), u wont find any spears there

steviejaffa on 06.06. at 15:47
i'll be seeing you soon

ALessonInBeingAzn on 06.06. at 15:48
nh al wait a bit until i have simmed enough spears to clear it ;)

ALessonInBeingAzn on 06.06. at 15:48
sure ya will...you coming to my house :O

steviejaffa on 06.06. at 15:50
yeah of course i am, you'll hear me before ya see me, your mums back doors will be getting smashed in

Oooooossshhh!

ALessonInBeingAzn on 06.06. at 15:50
stop tryna be kieth lemmon you wierd man ?

steviejaffa on 06.06. at 15:51
au revoir you (bleep)

ALessonInBeingAzn on 06.06. at 15:59
:O now theres no need for such abuse is ther

steviejaffa on 06.06. at 15:59
not really

ALessonInBeingAzn on 06.06. at 16:04
then why do you feel the need to throw that kind of abuse?

steviejaffa on 06.06. at 16:07
probably because your a (bleep)

steviejaffa on 06.06. at 16:08
probably because your a (bleep)

ALessonInBeingAzn on 06.06. at 16:10
:O and what would bring you to such a conclusion good sir?
 

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What a nub:


Baysideon 06.06. at 20:59
There's always a fair amount of luck involved when joining a new world in regards to your location. Your luck has yet to be decided as your area is both potentially very lucky and potentially very unlucky. I have been rank 1 on 4 .uk worlds, 13 .net worlds, 2. de worlds, 1 .us world, and 1 .se world. If you should choose to stay in this area you will be outgrown, out-trooped, out-farmed, and just generally outplayed; especially since this account is co-played by not only me, but Purple Predator who is quite likely even better than me. This will most likely result in you becoming my farm, or on the off chance that you're really good, my noble target. On the other hand should you choose to restart you might later consider having started near me initially to have been quite lucky due to the help and advice I am willing to give those that choose to restart to help them dominate their new area.

Short version: Restart for your own good.

~Nauzhror


Jenny Tullson 06.06. at 22:29
If you are really Nauz you will know me too my friend, albeit under a different name :)

I will discuss with you on Skype as you are on my contacts, and if you are not Nauz which a lot of pretenders try to be then woe betide you I will not have people being bullies.

PS I am not a noob/nub or even someone to be toyed with either.

PPS If you are nauz I expect lots of love on skype :p

Baysidetoday at 05:40
The ~ means approximately nauz. Just to clarify.

Jenny Tullstoday at 09:10
So you are not Nauz then?
 

DeletedUser

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What a nub:


Baysideon 06.06. at 20:59
There's always a fair amount of luck involved when joining a new world in regards to your location. Your luck has yet to be decided as your area is both potentially very lucky and potentially very unlucky. I have been rank 1 on 4 .uk worlds, 13 .net worlds, 2. de worlds, 1 .us world, and 1 .se world. If you should choose to stay in this area you will be outgrown, out-trooped, out-farmed, and just generally outplayed; especially since this account is co-played by not only me, but Purple Predator who is quite likely even better than me. This will most likely result in you becoming my farm, or on the off chance that you're really good, my noble target. On the other hand should you choose to restart you might later consider having started near me initially to have been quite lucky due to the help and advice I am willing to give those that choose to restart to help them dominate their new area.

Short version: Restart for your own good.

~Nauzhror


Jenny Tullson 06.06. at 22:29
If you are really Nauz you will know me too my friend, albeit under a different name :)

I will discuss with you on Skype as you are on my contacts, and if you are not Nauz which a lot of pretenders try to be then woe betide you I will not have people being bullies.

PS I am not a noob/nub or even someone to be toyed with either.

PPS If you are nauz I expect lots of love on skype :p

Baysidetoday at 05:40
The ~ means approximately nauz. Just to clarify.

Jenny Tullstoday at 09:10
So you are not Nauz then?


I would restart


This should be renamed to "Funny IG restart mail"
 

DeletedUser

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This should be renamed to "Funny IG restart mail"

Not really as this can always be used further into the game, for messages recieved from players about anything really.
 
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