Funny In-Game Mails

DeletedUser11183

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Thought i'd make a nice place for the Uk13 community to have a laugh and share some funny mails we have recieved.

Have fun, but not too much fun :)



Ad Infernum (Rep Appreciated as always)
 

DeletedUser11183

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"olivenb on 10.07. at 21:11
I could lie to you and say that we won UK6, but changed our names cause it was boring.

But that wouldn't be very forthcoming of me. We bowed out of W10 which became a two tribe show. We're still kicking in W12, but made the mistake of starting in the center.

We fight for each other to the last spear. And we're quite active. But the call is yours.


XXXXXX on 10.07. at 21:08
so basically your telling me your trie doesnt have a good history of surviving?


olivenb on 10.07. at 21:04
Also Wolves.

Had a good run going in 10 until defections to WAR swept the rug out (those players are no longer with us, needless to say). And in W12 we've just taken a serious beating from the three largest tribes, but held our ground in the center the longest of any tribe there (still hold the very center actually).


XXXXXX on 10.07. at 21:02
Who do ya'll play as in uk10 and uk12?


olivenb on 10.07. at 20:32
Hey there mate,

Would you have any interest in joining up with Wolves? Our players at the moment all know each other from W10 and W12, everyone's a solid player and more than willing to support when needed. Would be great to have you on board if you're up for it.

Let me know,

Olive"

From bottom up :)
 

DeletedUser9598

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YouMadBrah Jul 09,2012 13:54
So your in our area! I'm basically here to warn you, that no we wont join your tribe, no we wont stop attacking you or your members, we have all played TW on .net for yearssss! And are here to dominate this continent ourselves! I would restart now, to save you the bother as this account is going to be online 24hours.. 7 days a week! We wish you good day! And maybe when your not in our area! We could work together some day! Play safe! Play aggressive! I also intend to spike a few barbs! I highly recommend you restart! :D

-Josh :D
1 of the quartet!
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Think they got the wrong end of the stick here as they quit like 24 hours later :icon_eek:
 

DeletedUser

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Ad Infernum said:
"olivenb on 10.07. at 21:11
I could lie to you and say that we won UK6, but changed our names cause it was boring.

But that wouldn't be very forthcoming of me. We bowed out of W10 which became a two tribe show. We're still kicking in W12, but made the mistake of starting in the center.

We fight for each other to the last spear. And we're quite active. But the call is yours.


XXXXXX on 10.07. at 21:08
so basically your telling me your trie doesnt have a good history of surviving?


olivenb on 10.07. at 21:04
Also Wolves.

Had a good run going in 10 until defections to WAR swept the rug out (those players are no longer with us, needless to say). And in W12 we've just taken a serious beating from the three largest tribes, but held our ground in the center the longest of any tribe there (still hold the very center actually).


XXXXXX on 10.07. at 21:02
Who do ya'll play as in uk10 and uk12?


olivenb on 10.07. at 20:32
Hey there mate,

Would you have any interest in joining up with Wolves? Our players at the moment all know each other from W10 and W12, everyone's a solid player and more than willing to support when needed. Would be great to have you on board if you're up for it.

Let me know,

Olive"

From bottom up :)
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Lol. I'm just curious to know whether the Wolves tribe was the same tribe that got their butts kicked on World 11 by Grim. Their petty threats meant nothing lol.
 

DeletedUser11211

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Well i lol'd

[Random dude
( sent abusive mail)
QuakeMastah Jul 18,2012 11:09
Haven't u heard?

Random dude
Have I not heard what?

QuakeMastah Jul 18,2012 11:35
A-well-a everybody's heard about the bird B-b-b-bird, bird, bird, b-bird's the word A-well-a bird, bird, bird, the bird is the word A-well-a bird, bird, bird, well the bird is the word A-well-a bird, bird, bird, b-bird's the word A-well-a bird, bird, bird, well the bird is the word A-well-a bird, bird, b-bird's the word A-well-a bird, bird, bird, b-bird's the word A-well-a bird, bird, bird, well the bird is the word A-well-a bird, bird, b-bird's the word A-well-a don't you know about the bird? Well, everybody knows that the bird is the word! A-well-a bird, bird, b-bird's the word
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DeletedUser

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This one's quite sweet, really...
sithrob1 Aug 22,2012 12:40
hi a player from your tribe [player]scartto[/player] is attacking a member of mine [player]flint11[/player] could you please tell her to stop as we dont want to be fighting at the moment in time

onetruth Aug 22,2012 13:41
Sorry, I won't hold her back.

sithrob1 Aug 22,2012 13:42
would your tribe do any thing if just say i attacked her to protect my member ?

onetruth Aug 22,2012 17:08
Lol! Are you really asking my permission?

sithrob1 Aug 22,2012 17:10
i dont want to start a war and i was just wondering would you mind if i atacked her?

sithrob1 Aug 22,2012 17:13
so would you care ?

onetruth Aug 22,2012 17:26
It would anger me to the point of blasphemy and I would order my entire tribe to cat you to smitherines.

sithrob1 Aug 22,2012 17:29
kk lol i wont then
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DeletedUser11285

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ha the baby i would of catted you in your sleep a nice suprise for when you wake lol
 

DeletedUser4753

Guest
This one was while back, just cleared a member of his tribe, then decided to mail all of their tribe titling the mails "role call"

d1mension Aug 08,2012 20:11
Please respond if you are active and await further instructions ;)

b19cje Aug 08,2012 20:50
I am

d1mension Aug 08,2012 20:51
Oh that is very good, are you normally on at this time or does it vary somewhat (just for our records of course)

b19cje Aug 08,2012 21:22
Yep on between 1300 - till 0600

d1mension Aug 08,2012 21:24
So the mornings are a bit quite for you?

b19cje Aug 08,2012 21:26
Usually

d1mension Aug 08,2012 21:28
Thats super not a problem, you are actually quite active,

Could you let me know your current offensive ability, we are toting up just in case
Just axe's and lc count please

b19cje Aug 08,2012 22:36
Just 100 axe at the mo not started on LC yet

d1mension Aug 08,2012 22:37
Thats a good start keep it up.

b19cje Aug 09,2012 01:32
I have been spending most of my time building up my defence.
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