Good, Bad, and Ugly jokes...

DeletedUser8943

Guest
An englishman, and irishman, and a scotsman walk into a bar...

the barman says, what is this, some sort of joke?
 

matt2107

Guest
What sort of cheese can you hide a horse in?

Mascapone (hope I spelt that right)
 

Lil Sexy Hamster

Guest
FROG: what does my future hold?
FAIRY: you’ll meet someone who wants to know everything about you.
FROG: great! Will I meet her in a party?
FAIRY: no, in biology class.
 

shaneyboycian

Guest
English man/Irish man Joke

Sitting together on a train, traveling through the Swiss Alps, were an English guy, an Irish bloke, a little old Greek lady, and a young, blonde, very well endowed Swiss girl.

The Train goes into a dark tunnel and a few seconds later there is the sound of a loud slap.

When the train emerges from the tunnel, the English guy has a bright red, hand print on his cheek. No one speaks.


The old lady thinks:

The English guy must have groped the blonde in the dark, and she slapped his cheek.


The blonde Swiss girl thinks:

That English guy must have tried to grope me in the dark, but missed and fondled the old lady and she slapped his cheek.


The English guy thinks:

That Irish bloke must have groped the blonde in the dark - she tried to slap him but missed and got me instead.


And the Irish guy thinks:

I can't wait for another tunnel, just so I can smack that English son of a (female dog) again.....
 

DeletedUser3227

Guest
how many wargods does it take to change a light bulb?
 

DeletedUser6488

Guest
How many old failures of a player does it take TV to bring back until they realise no matter what they do they aint winning???
 

DeletedUser7663

Guest
how many wargods does it take to change a light bulb?
We don't need lightbulbs, the world is bright enough with the burning shells of TV villages
 
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lilsammi79

Guest
They smile to your face, but all the time they want to take your place, the back stabbers, back stabbers.

You know if I attacked someone from behind I would ensure that the attack was decisive. They would not get back up, there would be absolutely no question of them coming back at me in any way shape or form...

They smile to your face...
 

DeletedUser6488

Guest
You know the funniest jokes ave seen recently regarding Tw
Is a player called capitalcity or whatever in tv

You should see our forum jokes about this guys attacks

And i still hear tv say they have the best players about rolf
 

lilsammi79

Guest
Yeah I have heard he/she is a very defence orientated player.

Should offer no threat against anyone with any modicum of tw knowledge.

In fact I would go so far as to say that if anyone actually lost a single village to this total turtle they should be kicked if they have not already hit delete in shame.
 
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DeletedUser6488

Guest
Nah that's unfair on the player activity and luck counts for alot in this game not always down to skill
I admire the people who try harder even with a lesser skill base then others

Still good for the odd LOL tho
 

lilsammi79

Guest
You admire people with a lesser skill base and yet you laugh at them in your forums...make up ya mind will ya, you know, pick a side and stick with it...oh hang on...
 

DeletedUser6488

Guest
Wow 2 days later for a comeback

Oh I know my side its the one that best benefits my members
Always has been ;-)
 

DeletedUser3227

Guest
english man walks into a bar
scottish man walks into a bar
irish man walks into a bar
greek man walked into a bar
american man walked into a bar........................



australian man ducked :D
 

DeletedUser6488

Guest
Take it the aussie was ducking to go on his knees

you know little bit slurping like ya all do over there???

:)
 

DeletedUser3227

Guest
now now shaun, that wasnt very nice, :)

i thought we were friends :D