How to declare a war properly.

ElPatron

New Member
We aren't BB, we don't declare on tiny Rim tribes a week after that Rim tribe helped them! We declare properly, just like the way we have played the world since it began.
Come at us BB.


So the time has come to declare on the North - it is war,
For we can take your pathetic antics no more.
Take Notice Big boys - This is the Notice of your Eviction!
World 43 has had enough - with conviction!

You bunch of Rogues with poor morals from the start
Have shown you have no decency and very little heart.
Begging for help followed by a knife in the back,
That is the only way we have seen you attack.

"Please help, please help - we despise all our tribemates,
We will offer you info, and sell them out if you help with our fate."
You recruited your way to the top tribe spot,
Good players, bad players you'll take the lot!

Sit people and force internal - that's how you work,
Ask [ally]Knight[/ally] for help then betray them like jerks.
Size isn’t everything (a saying you all know a lot about)
So don’t let anything be left here in doubt.

We aren’t a bunch a barbs, you can noble with ease,
Your nukes and nobles will bounce - underestimate us PLEASE!
Or try to persuade our members to join you?
Is that the only way you feel you can be like us too?

None of BB have played with any pride,
How long before you find out who's next to have lied?
Before you split and fall out and betray each other again?
That is definitely the only way for you to cause pain.

We are the GITS that drink Vodka each night,
Ohhhh and when we get boozy, we are up for a fight!
So come show us, if you’ve actually got troops?
Or do you just intend send them on their farming loops?

Hoping that someone will gift you a village?
Because you don’t have it in you to conquer and pillage?
[ally]VA[/ally] and [ally]AD[/ally] have the moral victory already,
Playing with dignity and keeping relationships steady.

We will never consider turning on our allies and friends,
So do try propose it? We are honorable to the end.
We declare war on the traitors in the north,
Our troops are ready, time to march forth.

Written on behalf of VA, AD, Inst and Knight. - (Nobody likes you BB)
 

DaBigDawg

New Member
Funny as Knight were the ones to turn our alliance down :D but yeah we are the backstabbers here :) Kinda getting used to that twisted logics :) Happily will share all the conversations where Knights ended the alliance. Anyway, original KO (not the player on the account right now) had a short conversation, in the end, admitting he made a wrong decision by turning our offer down.
Good luck with your OP tomorrow :)
 

ElPatron

New Member
Funny as Knight were the ones to turn our alliance down :D but yeah we are the backstabbers here :) Kinda getting used to that twisted logics :) Happily will share all the conversations where Knights ended the alliance. Anyway, original KO (not the player on the account right now) had a short conversation, in the end, admitting he made a wrong decision by turning our offer down.
Good luck with your OP tomorrow :)


DaBigDawg on 04.07. at 23:09
No man ;) not playing with those Rogue guys no chance. They below may standards. Save this message and shame me publicly please if that ever happens.
That would mean I am hypocrite and IDIOT. ;)

That's best promise I can think of I can give you.

aromatt




Enough Said - consider yourself publically shamed. You change your mind every 5 minutes - not surprised they turned you down!

Oh and you have no need to dig out any old pms, because what I have saved up from you guys is enough to keep me going for weeks.
 

DaBigDawg

New Member
DaBigDawg on 04.07. at 23:09
No man ;) not playing with those Rogue guys no chance. They below may standards. Save this message and shame me publicly please if that ever happens.
That would mean I am hypocrite and IDIOT. ;)

That's best promise I can think of I can give you.

aromatt




Enough Said - consider yourself publically shamed. You change your mind every 5 minutes - not surprised they turned you down!

Oh and you have no need to dig out any old pms, because what I have saved up from you guys is enough to keep me going for weeks.

Oh I will! Straight after you will catch me playing with Rogue. Reading problems my poor dear?
 

DaBigDawg

New Member
And please add whole conversation next instead of fragments pulled out of context :) Ah I forgot, you don't have them as Knights has left the shared forums without making a copy...
Poor poor...
I don't feel anyone backstabbed each other in that situation. KO decided not to ally with us. I told him exactly it will leave us no choice but to fight. He was perfectly aware of that and still made a decision. We gave him almost a month to prepare. That is that :)
 

ElPatron

New Member
One of the most embarrassing things I think I have ever listened to in my existence. Anyone in your tribe that says otherwise is as clearly deluded as you

Note to self - don’t op the DJ on a Sunday morning because it’s clear he’s never actually gone out to experience one!

You have about as much lyrical flare as a dead pigeon.
 

LizardMoon

Member
I think I have a rusty blade in the jeep that can give you the circumcision you are looking for Banskin, no need for any anaesthetic as you are such a hard man!
 

Ironfox

New Member
Pahahahaha
This is so funny. Drluke and dj for skin have been trying to turn me traitor for days now. Basically begging lmao

Elpatron is the best duke I've met and weberkris.

Very loyal tribes we have and you clowns are going down hard
 

ElPatron

New Member
Pahahahaha
This is so funny. Drluke and dj for skin have been trying to turn me traitor for days now. Basically begging lmao

Elpatron is the best duke I've met and weberkris.

Very loyal tribes we have and you clowns are going down hard

You sure you don't want to morale bash for him mate? he's obviously quite the rapper? there must be some lyrics out their linking Dj Foreskin, morale bash and irritating red rash? - but then again - that wouldn't be on my level no doubt :eek:
 

HodgyBadger

New Member
Pahahahaha
This is so funny. Drluke and dj for skin have been trying to turn me traitor for days now. Basically begging lmao

Elpatron is the best duke I've met and weberkris.

Very loyal tribes we have and you clowns are going down hard

You must be new to this game as I have never heard of you, no dis to Elpatron and that as we go way back but maybe you should pipe down lad
 

HodgyBadger

New Member
You sure you don't want to morale bash for him mate? he's obviously quite the rapper? there must be some lyrics out their linking Dj Foreskin, morale bash and irritating red rash? - but then again - that wouldn't be on my level no doubt :eek:
You are just jealous you didn't get a shout out :p
 

ISO ROBBIE

New Member
what the hell did i listen to there and on church worlds its not hard to figure out were church villas are if you wanted to
 

Drluke95

Member
Imagine taking the video seriously when its obviously a meme (a joke)

Elpatron acting with a ego when hes a unknown random player, you're not even in the top 25 players no wonder ive never heard of you.


Ironfox you're gonna fall harder than your tw stats graph https://gyazo.com/e7d8c0b689f9aec278ba3f93e8a7003d



the fact you managed a 3 on 1 tribe declaration and killed a 3rd of the troops we did is honestly a joke
 

Dark Jedi

New Member
Inst/v.a: nice to know you thinking of me ;)
always giving me that tasty OD ;)
misdirected the word liars to us ;)
Its your leaders you shouldn't trust ;)
Telling me its fine to get a back line
but when we get down there we greeted by a stop sign.
oh no inst are mad maybe you should suck them some more v.a an act glad.
throw S.hunt under the bus
who knew a few barbs would make such a fuss

Chat about honour for all your pals.
But your fake.
a disguised snake for tribe moral
Saying one thing but meaning another ;)
When Dark comes you be hiding under your covers ;)
op me ? nah i think your mistaken? How you ganna op with no vills taken?
Dam other week you lost 6 vills without an op.
Tell bbbbb and your other inactives that it has to stop.
havnt got the balls to kick.
about a third of ya yellow
lads take ya pick.

All i see south is fear.
Thinking you got me but no where near.
Can you here that sound?
its the daily falx alarm will there be another round?

Inst your councils a sham with v.a your number 1 fan
You dug your own grave
when WYD started to rage.
Normally i would ignore the drama and roll a sp*ff
but how you ganna threaten vith?
We were allies!
i know you have spies.
cant fool me i know its all lies.

so lets not doubt we coming for you
Cut off your heads and Mount them on Snake Hunters HQ

So next time before you try to rhyme better put it in your peace offering before you run out of time.