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Monkey PnP: Episode 1
Life, The sWARm and Everything
Elite to Coailiton,
Duke to Duke;
In sure and certain hope of the Resurrection unto eternal life...
LOL, J/K sWARm won't be around much longer...
Contained within this spoiler is a full PnP based on sWARm. There is a serious amount of writing here with hopefully a healthy injection of humour to boot. If you do not enjoy long posts this may not be for you although I have tried to break up the text with images as much as possible. Feel free to Rep/Rate thread if you enjoyed and comments/critique are all welcome. I hope to see more PnP in the future and finally;
I hope you enjoy it!
~Monkerz
Life, The sWARm and Everything
Elite to Coailiton,
Duke to Duke;
In sure and certain hope of the Resurrection unto eternal life...
LOL, J/K sWARm won't be around much longer...
Contained within this spoiler is a full PnP based on sWARm. There is a serious amount of writing here with hopefully a healthy injection of humour to boot. If you do not enjoy long posts this may not be for you although I have tried to break up the text with images as much as possible. Feel free to Rep/Rate thread if you enjoyed and comments/critique are all welcome. I hope to see more PnP in the future and finally;
I hope you enjoy it!
Ladies and Gentlemen Good Evening!
When sWARm arrived in UK5, they were somewhat hyped as it was plain for all to see that they were a new breed of "elite" tribe. We have seen many "elite" tribes come and go, how can we forget LEON! on this very world.
Unfortunately for them they didn't count on Why?! putting up as much resistance as they did.
sWARm made good progress in the world climbing the ranks and gaining a reputation for themselves.
And a couple of words from the number one player of the world;
So as it turns out sWARm were predicted to do well, until one day... a disturbing fact was revealed...
sWARm ARE NOT LOVABLE!!
People of UK5! Let it be known that the lovable creatures you see here are a lie!
Even if the sWARm were the crop eating creatures you see in their signatures, it turns out they are pure evil as demonstrated here!
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vwTehiNCXzA&feature=related
But No! The sWARm are worse than this yet still! As demonstrated by the Avatar and Profile Picture of their leader kluk; they are in fact the terrible alien monstrosity; the Locusts from the planet Sera!
If anything they would surely claim this makes them even more cool and "elite".
But despite their brutish appearance, the sWARm grew and grew until their tradition of keeping numbers low was all but gone! They claimed not to mass recruit... But what went wrong?!
Blame it all on kluk!!
The deadly Locusts realised that numbers are extremely effective in battles and recruited enough members so that they were almost on par with the current leaders Why?!.
But then they had an even craftier idea... Why kill the enemy yourself when you can... HAVE A PARTY!!
Unfortunately however, Why?! were not invited to said party...
):
The party was in fact a cover story for a SECRET MILITARY OPERATION. sWARm decided it was in their best interest to have other people to do their dirty work for them. Or at least draw some fire whilst they did the serious conquers!
THE COALITION WAS BORN
They may tell you that the coalition is a good idea, but of course their propaganda would say such things to reassure their members. The so called "coalition" is in fact; The Axis of Evil!!
There was much debate over who was and who was not joining the Axis. There were many secrets and double dealings and it turned out that most sWARm members, the founding tribe of the Axis had no idea that such an alliance had ever been formed!
At this time various tribes rumoured to be among the Axis rapidly began denying involvement and the Axis appears to be shrinking on all fronts. Why?! continue to noble various Axis players with some Locusts jumping ship altogether.
Why?! bid a hearty welcome to Vietnamese-Dragon, jptno7 and the earlier recruit n00bek who has already proven his worth.
So organisation was suffering, and the PnP of our beloved MontyPython had clearly struck a powerful blow.
THE END OF KLUK!!
John quickly did decide what was best. He joined Why?! of course.
Thus ended the Axis of Evil! And the reins of sWARm were handed over to Caramon Majere or at least that is the information we have about leaders at this point in time!!
So if you find yourself wondering;
Then just remember! The Locusts are PURE EVIL!
SAY NO TO sWARm KIDS!!
We are currently taking bets on how much longers sWARm will last because... IT WON'T BE LONG!!
Why?! Because We Can!
The End.
Edit: 24 Hours Later
Well it's 24 hours after the original post and how are those dreadful Locusts fairing sine then?!
Oh... Not so well...
sWARm's presence is rapidly declining as it's members jump ship left right and center. Their ex-members have joined numerous tribes, most notably the brand new splinter tribe LEROY.
Why?! however continue to grow and are now over three times as large as sWARm who have dropped to a mere 13 members and are now ranked 6th in the world.
To all the ex-members it was fun whilst it lasted and to those still remaining in sWARm; Get out whilst you still can!
Here is a map of sWARm and Why?! as of 21:45, 11/07/10:
When sWARm arrived in UK5, they were somewhat hyped as it was plain for all to see that they were a new breed of "elite" tribe. We have seen many "elite" tribes come and go, how can we forget LEON! on this very world.
Unfortunately for them they didn't count on Why?! putting up as much resistance as they did.
sWARm made good progress in the world climbing the ranks and gaining a reputation for themselves.
Meechan said:
And a couple of words from the number one player of the world;
who are you said:
So as it turns out sWARm were predicted to do well, until one day... a disturbing fact was revealed...
sWARm ARE NOT LOVABLE!!
People of UK5! Let it be known that the lovable creatures you see here are a lie!
Even if the sWARm were the crop eating creatures you see in their signatures, it turns out they are pure evil as demonstrated here!
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vwTehiNCXzA&feature=related
But No! The sWARm are worse than this yet still! As demonstrated by the Avatar and Profile Picture of their leader kluk; they are in fact the terrible alien monstrosity; the Locusts from the planet Sera!
If anything they would surely claim this makes them even more cool and "elite".
But despite their brutish appearance, the sWARm grew and grew until their tradition of keeping numbers low was all but gone! They claimed not to mass recruit... But what went wrong?!
Blame it all on kluk!!
jackster95 said:
The deadly Locusts realised that numbers are extremely effective in battles and recruited enough members so that they were almost on par with the current leaders Why?!.
But then they had an even craftier idea... Why kill the enemy yourself when you can... HAVE A PARTY!!
kluk on 08.07. at 19:32
Hi my old friend...
we have a little party going on which we would like you to attend. Nuke are happy to join the party if you are.
Can you let me know if you would be happy sharing a common goal?
Thanks,
Your old chum
kluk
Hi my old friend...
we have a little party going on which we would like you to attend. Nuke are happy to join the party if you are.
Can you let me know if you would be happy sharing a common goal?
Thanks,
Your old chum
kluk
Unfortunately however, Why?! were not invited to said party...
):
The party was in fact a cover story for a SECRET MILITARY OPERATION. sWARm decided it was in their best interest to have other people to do their dirty work for them. Or at least draw some fire whilst they did the serious conquers!
THE COALITION WAS BORN
They may tell you that the coalition is a good idea, but of course their propaganda would say such things to reassure their members. The so called "coalition" is in fact; The Axis of Evil!!
There was much debate over who was and who was not joining the Axis. There were many secrets and double dealings and it turned out that most sWARm members, the founding tribe of the Axis had no idea that such an alliance had ever been formed!
At this time various tribes rumoured to be among the Axis rapidly began denying involvement and the Axis appears to be shrinking on all fronts. Why?! continue to noble various Axis players with some Locusts jumping ship altogether.
Why?! bid a hearty welcome to Vietnamese-Dragon, jptno7 and the earlier recruit n00bek who has already proven his worth.
So organisation was suffering, and the PnP of our beloved MontyPython had clearly struck a powerful blow.
THE END OF KLUK!!
JohnGlasgow said:
John quickly did decide what was best. He joined Why?! of course.
JohnGlasgow said:
Thus ended the Axis of Evil! And the reins of sWARm were handed over to Caramon Majere or at least that is the information we have about leaders at this point in time!!
So if you find yourself wondering;
Then just remember! The Locusts are PURE EVIL!
SAY NO TO sWARm KIDS!!
We are currently taking bets on how much longers sWARm will last because... IT WON'T BE LONG!!
Why?! Because We Can!
The End.
Edit: 24 Hours Later
Well it's 24 hours after the original post and how are those dreadful Locusts fairing sine then?!
Oh... Not so well...
sWARm's presence is rapidly declining as it's members jump ship left right and center. Their ex-members have joined numerous tribes, most notably the brand new splinter tribe LEROY.
Why?! however continue to grow and are now over three times as large as sWARm who have dropped to a mere 13 members and are now ranked 6th in the world.
To all the ex-members it was fun whilst it lasted and to those still remaining in sWARm; Get out whilst you still can!
Here is a map of sWARm and Why?! as of 21:45, 11/07/10:
~Monkerz
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