DeletedUser10790
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You will be wondering two things:
1. Who's name should we remember?
2. Who fears it?
Well you should remember Party Penguins, Blue and maybe Tedd... For obvious reasons for what we have done and what we shall do. Who fears this? Kiam ofc and the rest of Ted.
Before i launch into a post full of unfounded ego ill put a disclaimer in:
Ted suck so no one can be egotistical over them.
Once upon a time there were two merry men named Bluebell and Teddles, these two had much to drink, many laughs and generally fucked shit up together. Now they were enjoying one particular Sunday, pondering life and celebrating Teddle's birthday when hooray atlast incs came over the horizon! Teddles was happy for he could wish for no better gift.
They were duly tagged but alas, for we faced disappointment! A strange but obvious pattern of obvious faking and nuking emerged, and soon the target villa was easily identified! 7 fakes and 1 nuke, for 8 must be kiam's fave number. Bluebell, for he is gifted at maths reasoned that 360 (his skype name) / 8 = 45. Therefore he refers to me as Lord and bows to me as Jeremiah clearly states:
Kiam you have been thus on this world and we, led by Bluebell, will serve you up.
The nukes rolled in, fast as the wind.
But quicker flew the HC and spears were sharpened,
Archers tightened their bows, walls were strengthened.
For when Kiam comes knocking, none shall return.
And this proved to be the case, 31 nukes dead including 4 nuke nobles. And what did he accomplish? knocked down 2 wall levels (20-19 twice cos pp for teh lolz as he still be mad from the other day). Bravo, i must say bravo. This is what it looks like:
Individual reports on request ofc, thanks for the 2.4mil ODD tho bud.
So we have 30 nukes masked by fakes. He's a rank 1 player, dukes the rank 1 tribe, holding down a decent acc on w19. Im thinking what, a few 1000 at least? Alas people for no! Incs peaked at 287. Thats an 11% real attack rate which is frankly crap. I mean id take it from 1 player maybeeeeeee, but he got no help from his tribe - the elite of the world, where were they? Shows what a selfish tribe he has constructed...
(For info i think we have around 3000 attacks out at Kiam right now or earlier today -beware)
Oh and incase anyones forgetting, 14-0 man...
Remember the name, fear the name
Mind the gap
blue
1. Who's name should we remember?
2. Who fears it?
Well you should remember Party Penguins, Blue and maybe Tedd... For obvious reasons for what we have done and what we shall do. Who fears this? Kiam ofc and the rest of Ted.
Before i launch into a post full of unfounded ego ill put a disclaimer in:
Ted suck so no one can be egotistical over them.
Once upon a time there were two merry men named Bluebell and Teddles, these two had much to drink, many laughs and generally fucked shit up together. Now they were enjoying one particular Sunday, pondering life and celebrating Teddle's birthday when hooray atlast incs came over the horizon! Teddles was happy for he could wish for no better gift.
They were duly tagged but alas, for we faced disappointment! A strange but obvious pattern of obvious faking and nuking emerged, and soon the target villa was easily identified! 7 fakes and 1 nuke, for 8 must be kiam's fave number. Bluebell, for he is gifted at maths reasoned that 360 (his skype name) / 8 = 45. Therefore he refers to me as Lord and bows to me as Jeremiah clearly states:
Kiam you have been thus on this world and we, led by Bluebell, will serve you up.
The nukes rolled in, fast as the wind.
But quicker flew the HC and spears were sharpened,
Archers tightened their bows, walls were strengthened.
For when Kiam comes knocking, none shall return.
And this proved to be the case, 31 nukes dead including 4 nuke nobles. And what did he accomplish? knocked down 2 wall levels (20-19 twice cos pp for teh lolz as he still be mad from the other day). Bravo, i must say bravo. This is what it looks like:
Individual reports on request ofc, thanks for the 2.4mil ODD tho bud.
So we have 30 nukes masked by fakes. He's a rank 1 player, dukes the rank 1 tribe, holding down a decent acc on w19. Im thinking what, a few 1000 at least? Alas people for no! Incs peaked at 287. Thats an 11% real attack rate which is frankly crap. I mean id take it from 1 player maybeeeeeee, but he got no help from his tribe - the elite of the world, where were they? Shows what a selfish tribe he has constructed...
(For info i think we have around 3000 attacks out at Kiam right now or earlier today -beware)
Oh and incase anyones forgetting, 14-0 man...
Remember the name, fear the name
Mind the gap
blue
