The Tale of a Spear, and his Gold.

DeletedUser

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Ohai,

I will warn you this may be quite a long read (for the lazies). Anyways, the world started out with myself, Friskiestspoon, Underwater and Radiosilence. We, as you saw nobled first quite possibly the hardest village to gain compared to any other village we would take and went on to noble loadsa nubs around us. We was eating them up lots and then they finally attacked back.

It was mostly LOOM attacking back, catting our Academys, smithys, farms etc. And as you may have seen we still hogged one of the top spots in the top 5. Which to be a little egotistic we did fine seeming as not many of the players above us in the ranks had been defensively challenged.

And as a result we're now:

Opponents defeated said:
As attacker As defender Total
Rank Name Defeated
1 SperzFTW [Gold] 163.786

We still attacked, and so... It was time for an Op. against us... Dum dum dummmm...b? :icon_eek:

scared_stewie_1.jpg

So, in all it's glory, I give you! Operation: Lights out! (Note: it is hurtful on the eye as I couldn't get a screenshot. However, important parts are bolded. Furthermore, this isn't the updated copy and paste, but gives you the idea).

Important: Operation Lights Out - SperzFTW Page: >1<

LOOM - PredalienX14 today at 14:22 Quote Operation Lights Out is the name given when relating to this thread.

Player Name/Target: SperzFTW
Target Area: K54
Tribe: GOLD
Reason for targetting: Attacks on LOOM

Claim number of village you wish to attack/fake and let us know which one you are doing..I will edit this for every post made. We want to desimate this player..all real attacks must be on this player.


1.SperzFTW: 01. We go hard Anatomically! (445|529) K54
2.SperzFTW: 02. We go hard Highly! (441|516) K54 - Rentokill Noble attempt
3.SperzFTW: 03. We go hard Purpley! (442|528) K54
4.SperzFTW: 04. We go hard Joyily! (453|542) K54 - slashmcpants - Real Attack
5.SperzFTW: 05. We go hard Olympically! (439|541) K54
6.SperzFTW: 06. We got hard Momentarily! (430|516) K54
7.SperzFTW: 07. We go hard Microscopically! (452|548) K54
8.SperzFTW: 08. We go Hard Internally! (458|520) K54 - robertcyoung - Bettyboo Real Attack
9.SperzFTW: 09. We go hard Sensationally! (453|504) K54 - rossco Noble Attempt
10.SperzFTW: 10. We go hard Easily! (452|513) K54

Below are the GOLD villages in K44 we want faking while attacking Spertz. Again claim number you are faking so we can get a good amount to each village.

11.luke bishop: Scream You Have Incoming ! (479|429) K44
12.luke bishop: Scream You Have Incoming ! (474|412) K44
13.luke bishop: Scream You Have Incoming ! (480|423) K44
14.stuklee: AndyH370 (484|480) K44
15.stuklee: Bonus village (483|478) K44
16.Mr.Squirrel: We are Nuts! (490|483) K44
17.codywasnevergood: 001 (460|476) K44
18.codywasnevergood: 002 (462|470) K44
19.codywasnevergood: 003 (464|472) K44
20.codywasnevergood: 004 (454|469) K44
21.codywasnevergood: 005 (458|481) K44
22.codywasnevergood: 006 (458|476) K44
23.codywasnevergood: 007 (459|472) K44
24.Elena13: Elena13s village (443|488) K44
25.Elena13: fixturess village (437|499) K44
26.Elena13: J@Fostes village (444|490) K44
27.abdo: 001 GET TO THE RIM, NOOB! :p (451|458) K44
28.abdo: 002 GET TO THE RIM, NOOB! :p (444|462) K44
29.abdo: 003 GET TO THE RIM, NOOB! :p (439|463) K44
30.abdo: 004 GET TO THE RIM, NOOB! :p (438|456) K44
31.abdo: 005 GET TO THE RIM, NOOB! :p (438|448) K44
32.abdo: 006 GET TO THE RIM, NOOB! :p (430|460) K44
33.abdo: 008 GET TO THE RIM, NOOB! :p (432|446) K44
34.abdo: 007 GET TO THE RIM, NOOB! :p (430|457) K44

Below are the GOLD villages in K54 we want faking while attacking Spertz. Again claim number you are faking so we can get a good amount to each village.

35.Admiral Phoenix: LaLa Land (493|551) K54 - robertcyoung - krazeekat
36.Danhaxor: Anarchy 001 (437|503) K54 - Dimi999 - krazeekat
37.TheMusicWithin: K54-SW #001 - TheMusicWithin (493|571) K54
38.TheMusicWithin: K54-SW #002 - Direnis07 (487|571) K54
39.TheMusicWithin: K54-SW #003 - Knighty15(restart) (490|564) K54
40.TheRiverStyx: 001 Hades (483|577) K54 - Bettyboo
41.TheRiverStyx: 002 Predictable (484|585) K54
42.TheRiverStyx: 003 Bog Off Mag! (482|582) K54
43.TheRiverStyx: 004 RUM in a past life (472|590) K54
44.TheRiverStyx: 005 The B Team (474|571) K54
45.Fatalllllll: You might as well quit (450|554) K54
46.Fatalllllll: You might as well quit (440|552) K54 - krazeekat
47.Fatalllllll: You might as well quit (444|556) K54
48.Fatalllllll: You might as well quit (442|564) K54 - krazeekat
49.Fatalllllll: You might as well quit (436|567) K54
50.Fatalllllll: You might as well quit (432|552) K54
51.Fatalllllll: You might as well quit (426|568) K54
52.ChaosSum: Lustful Thoughts (418|533) K54 - Dimi999 Real Attack
53.ChaosSum: Bitter Endearment (427|534) K54 - Dimi999 - krazeekat
54.ChaosSum: Dawning Desire (425|532) K54 - Dimi999
55.Natures Favorite: 001 Beyond Imagination (456|571) K54
56.Natures Favorite: 002 iHate (462|556) K54 - Legions Wraith
57.Natures Favorite: 003 Why? Because We Can! (467|558) K54 - Legions Wraith
58.Natures Favorite: 004 Smack! (439|574) K54
59.chromenoob: RUM flyin high (413|506) K54 - himzle - Dimi999 Real Attack
60.Sir Salty Of Helmet: Helmetville (483|588) K54 - DandolMaurice - himzle
61.Sir Salty Of Helmet: Helmetville II (487|590) K54 - DandolMaurice - himzle

If you noble, claim in planner.

LANDING TIME:20:00:00-21:00:00- 19/11/2010

Landing times include fakes to other villages in K54/K44 aswell! Please make sure each fake to a vill consist of 5-10 fakes plus fake trains please
Edited by PredalienX14 today at 18:13

We've been waiting for attacks to come all day. And nothing, I personally think it's due to the low amount of people that claimed.

So! Let us confront the dukeh!

SperzFTW today at 18:39
Not impressed Dicky.

Where the hells my incomings. People have been waiting around all flipping day |-(

Not happy, not in the slightest. No christmas card for you.


Sir Dicky today at 18:40
Sorry to disappoint - we have plenty of other targets thx

SperzFTW today at 18:42
Urgh... Constantly playing 'dumb'.

Well ummm... My 'light' is still 'on' hint hint...


Sir Dicky today at 18:43
completely dumb - thx

SperzFTW today at 19:00
Lol come on. What happened to the Op.?

Sir Dicky today at 19:00
What op - lol

SperzFTW today at 19:02
/headdesk

To be honest. We did have Frisk waiting around for attacks whilst I was at Uni to split any trains that would come our way. Best to be safe than sorry :icon_wink: However, how good would the trains be? 1 second? 300ms?...

Well we did once upon a time get an 8 second train at us (awhile ago) to which the guy did heed my warning:

SperzFTW on 14.11. at 16:35
Recall your train or consider 3 of your noblemen dead. Your 10 second long train won't be hard with 8 villages.

>.>


SperzFTW on 14.11. at 16:38
Good choice.

I'd love to say the funnies stop there... But as usual... Every time there is a dominant tribe in a world, tribes unite. And erm hug some. And declare a coalition against them:

Author said:
SlashMcPants today at 18:05 Quote Hello fellow tribe members and allies

We have been approached by a number of tribes who are determined, like us, to rid ourselves of Gold and JBox. Apparently Gold and JBox have set up an alliance to take over K54 and K55.

We have been asked to join a shared forum with:

T4H
TW-A
B.A.D
Eggs
EXP
O.O

to support everyone's attempts to stamp out these two tribes.

This will mean for the duration of the attacks, both this tribe and our allies will have to put NAPs in place with these tribes. No attacking must take place while this joint operation is in effect.

It is planned that assuming we are successful, we will remove the NAPs and things will be back to normal.

This is a huge opportunity and one we must take to break the back of Gold and JBox. Please look at the new shared forum and let's get these two tribes out of the way once and for all.


I can happily report guys... They're following the trend:

Side 1:
Tribes: , CROM, *CROM*, LOOM, Eggs, N0tice
Side 2:
Tribes: , Gold

Timeframe: Forever

Total conquers:

Side 1: 193
Side 2: 149
Difference: 44

chart


Total conquers against opposite side:

Side 1: 7
Side 2: 35
Difference: 28

chart


Points value of total conquers:

Side 1: 347,953
Side 2: 522,548
Difference: 174,595

chart


Points value of total conquers against opposite side:

Side 1: 31,489
Side 2: 139,725
Difference: 108,236

chart

So I like family guy, and people like pictures, so here you go:

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Oh and I nearly forgot, this is only K54 and a couple of players that are in K55. We're like one big soap opera, but you're only getting half :)

I've done my part for the forums;

- Karl (1/3rd of SperzFTW)

P.S. I will say the tribe pulled together. And some other 'friends' helped too, as to get me ready for the proposed onslaught. I owe a big thank you to them; so tanks :icon_razz:. Oh and nothing has been sent round to say the Op was cancelled. So God knows.
 

DeletedUser

Guest
So.........there was no op in the end D:

Funny coalitions of silly tribes trying to rid it off one. Usualy doesn't work aswell.....ah reminds me of Why?'s uk5 days :icon_sad:
 

DeletedUser1511

Guest
I would say well done but that wont make it any harder to smack down noobs.
So instead is say
Go go go
 
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DeletedUser

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So.........there was no op in the end D:

Funny coalitions of silly tribes trying to rid it off one. Usualy doesn't work aswell.....ah reminds me of Why?'s uk5 days :icon_sad:

Possibly was. But nothing as of yet :icon_sad:

I would say well done but that wont make it any harder to smack down noobs.
So instead is say
Go go go

Did you need to quote the whole thread Wardy?

The whole point of this thread was to add a little humor and fun to the forums. I don't epect any praise from you as everyone knows you're a cynic :icon_razz:
 

DeletedUser

Guest
nice pnp. This forum has be a little defunct of it as of late repped :)
 

DeletedUser1511

Guest
Possibly was. But nothing as of yet :icon_sad:



Did you need to quote the whole thread Wardy?

The whole point of this thread was to add a little humor and fun to the forums. I don't epect any praise from you as everyone knows you're a cynic :icon_razz:
Im not a cynic im just a realist :icon_wink:
 

DeletedUser

Guest
To be honest. We did have Frisk waiting around for attacks whilst I was at Uni to split any trains that would come our way.

Frisk was always a trooper. :icon_razz:
Oh and very well done on the humorous PnP. Well written Karl, was a pleasure to be part of the account, I'm sure you guys are going to go far if you decide to stay.
 

DeletedUser

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Frisk was always a trooper. :icon_razz:
Oh and very well done on the humorous PnP. Well written Karl, was a pleasure to be part of the account, I'm sure you guys are going to go far if you decide to stay.


Cheers pal. Was a pleasure to have you :)

We have no intention of quitting. Just going to pick up, and get back up there :icon_wink:
 

DeletedUser326

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Enjoyed reading that, although still not sure what the relevance of this is? We do all know coalitions get created and then flop.

Nevertheless a well written and humorous PnP that's definitely brightened these forums up a bit. +rep!
 

DeletedUser

Guest
Enjoyed reading that, although still not sure what the relevance of this is? We do all know coalitions get created and then flop.

Nevertheless a well written and humorous PnP that's definitely brightened these forums up a bit. +rep!


You answered your own question. Plus this is the forum, this is where anything and everything relevant to UK6 goes :icon_wink:
 
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