Funny Ingame messages

DeletedUser10869

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Ok thought about time we had one of these?!

This was mail after I received a random invite but at least he did mail me!

rafy21 on 25.03. at 16:03
hi do you want to join my tribe?

OfCourseIStillLoveYou on 25.03. at 16:15
why are you writing in red?

rafy21 on 25.03. at 16:15
I like red...

OfCourseIStillLoveYou on 25.03. at 16:16
hum then why have you reverted to black?

you are confusing me

rafy21 on 25.03. at 16:18
Because I forget to write in red:D

OfCourseIStillLoveYou on 25.03. at 16:19
hum so what is special about your tribe excepting that it has a forgetful duke who likes red (sometimes)

rafy21 on 25.03. at 16:28
hmmm...reley I dont know ...

OfCourseIStillLoveYou on 25.03. at 16:32
not really an incentive then?

try typing in blue am powerless to resist the colour blue

rafy21 on 25.03. at 16:33
Do you want to join?>

OfCourseIStillLoveYou on 25.03. at 16:35
what is your tribe like?

rafy21 on 25.03. at 16:36
join and you will see

OfCourseIStillLoveYou on 25.03. at 16:38
now back in black?!

am not sure you have mastered the biddable colour mail thing yet

rafy21 on 25.03. at 16:38
do you want to join? yes or not?

OfCourseIStillLoveYou on 25.03. at 16:40
not what?

you are not making much sense.

Type in blue, "join my tribe it is ace" and I'll join

rafy21 on 25.03. at 16:41
join my tribe it is ace

OfCourseIStillLoveYou on 25.03. at 16:41
okies am in!

rafy21 on 25.03. at 16:43
welcome..!!

OfCourseIStillLoveYou on 25.03. at 16:44
um back in black am losing faith already
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so I left and a minute later...rafy21 invites you to the tribe ~All~Worlds~Are~Under~Our~Rule~

sigh
 

DeletedUser

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Pushty on 23.03. at 07:25
Hey,

As you'll be aware, BP will be dropped in a few hours. This will likely result in a lot of fools on this world throwing their startup troops around on active targets, which is, let's face it, more than a bit silly.

I'd appreciate it if we could maintain an agreement that assures each other that they are in no harm, as I believe us two to be the main threats in the area.

So please let me know what you think of a personal alliance, personally I think it offers mutual benefit.

Regards,

Liam

ScharfeKlinge on 23.03. at 13:45
OK thats good

Pushty on 23.03. at 14:59
^_^

Pushty on 25.03. at 20:15
Well, so much for this, I guess?

ScharfeKlinge on 25.03. at 20:25
what

Pushty on 25.03. at 20:28
You attacked.

ScharfeKlinge today at 06:38
nooooooooooo i will look your village so I do the same because you're so good so you have so many points

ScharfeKlinge today at 06:39
you can not keep your promise ):

Pushty today at 07:43
Scouting is an aggressive action, sorry.
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Soon after, he was cleared.
 

DeletedUser

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ofcourseistillloveyou said:
Ok thought about time we had one of these?!

This was mail after I received a random invite but at least he did mail me!


so I left and a minute later...rafy21 invites you to the tribe ~All~Worlds~Are~Under~Our~Rule~

sigh
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:lol: rofl over this..
awesome job dude ... =D

+1 rep ^_^
 

DeletedUser

Guest
+1 Rep for the first post

and after reading that i have to post this,
situation is...our recruitment recruited a tribeless player (not previously been in a tribe) then our ambassador got this mail, Titled : Coward

ISO-Rob on 30.03. at 08:48
you have let (*name removed to protect the innocent*) join you i have been attacking him he has minimal troops. can you kick him from your tribe as the is running for cover like a coward form attacks


Rhank
Rob
So, then it got transfered to our 'Recruitment'
jacobpotter on 30.03. at 12:49
hello, i see you have claimed that, our new member is being attacked by you can you please forward me with reports for evidence.

ISO-Rob on 30.03. at 12:54
her it is


Report not found.

ISO-Rob today at 13:53
scouting is attacking i scouted him hours before he joined you tribe im still going to atatck him just thought the leader would be smart and not stupid
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well, "report not found" says alot about some people

after receiving this from me (via 'recruitment')
BAPH0M3T on 30.03. at 14:23
copy this

ISO-Rob today at 08:48
you have let (*name removed to protect the innocent*) join you i have been attacking him he has minimal troops. can you kick him from your tribe as the is running for cover like a coward form attacks


Rhank
Rob
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Author wrote:i have been attacking him
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Plural...you show only one report and no evidence of troops killed by you
scouting someone does not make them a coward when they join a tribe

ISO-Rob today at 13:53
scouting is attacking i scouted him hours before he joined you tribe im still going to atatck him just thought the leader would be smart and not stupid
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If you know our leader then you will know he is not stupid
but seeing as you dont know him it would be unwise to under estimate him and his ability to call upon the loyalty of the tribe to make you 'Top Priority'
if you wish to continue with an insult and not prove your case in the correct manner then he suggests you check out our clan web site
anyway this is where it starts to get funny, he then mailed me
ISO-Rob on 30.03. at 15:08
I would like you to kick (*name removed to protect the innocent*) as i was scouting him before he joined your tribe althought i did not send and attack force scouting is still attacking as a sign of respect i will hold off attacks for 12 hours and will inform ISO Members no to go forward with the attacks

[report_display]
http://uk12.tribalwars.co.uk/public_report/478bbe64258cdd22718a74105470bfd6[/report_display]
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BAPH0M3T on 30.03. at 15:36
what are you showing me here..??
a scout report..!!
and that is your 'Refugee Status Request'
now if you had cleared him you and i know that would have been a different matter
We have checked his account and no one has killed any of his troops
if you feel you have proof to the contrary then please do show
he does not have as you say "he has minimal troops"
has plenty of troops for his point ratio
just because you have not seen them does not mean he has non
again...if you feel you have proof to the contrary then please do show
If you can show any of those then I will take your request seriously
What and who is 'ISO'..??
Baph'
ISO-Rob on 30.03. at 16:27
im sghowing you that i attacked him everyperson knows scouting is attacking if it not then i can scout all your tribe and its not atatcking you so no action can be taking come on scouting is atatcking guess no more talking is needed
BAPH0M3T on 30.03. at 19:29
ya see now scouting is not attacking...it is scouting otherwise it would be called attack not scout..!!
you obv. do not understand the concept of 'Refugee'
ISO-Rob on 30.03. at 20:19
so i can scout you as im not attacking you there is no war
BAPH0M3T on 30.03. at 20:27
so i guess you would now place a 'Refugee Status Request' on 'mungokiller' aswell
ha ha ha
guess you not checked the clan web page then
ISO-Rob on 30.03. at 20:34
Nor the only person i scouted before he joined your tribe is (*name removed to protect the innocent*) i scouted [player]mungokiller[/player] and [player]02tonhag[/player] just in case we go to war then the area general has players to organize attacks on as i plan on attacking (*name removed to protect the innocent*) as i scouted him before he joined your tribe the other members of [ally]O.O[/ally] i have no beef with it just in case
BAPH0M3T on 30.03. at 20:49
your scouts have died so how does that give anyone let alone an area general targets..??
you are very lucky i have bantered this long with you
as i have already broken my own rule regarding chatting to outsiders & noobs
ISO-Rob on 30.03. at 20:55
haHa only one 1 of your members i scouted the other 2 im braking rules aswell but its good to get a good laugh
BAPH0M3T on 30.03. at 23:55
how's that list coming along..??
ISO-Rob on 30.03. at 23:58
it will be finished when ice turns to water
[/quote]

BAPH0M3T on 30.03. at 23:55
how's that list coming along..??

and he has tried up until now to get more members involved and they have lost their troops, yet he has not attacked..!! STILL ha ha ha
 
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DeletedUser10869

Guest
so my co player logs on and sees chickens.....

[12:34:54] Super ODA Hoops: erm....
[12:35:04] Super ODA Hoops: my spears have turned into chickens?
[14:01:31] Lightyjo: don't fret they are organic
[14:03:31] Super ODA Hoops: lol what the hell?
[14:05:36] Lightyjo: they carry more than the old spears
[14:05:56 | Edited 14:06:18] Lightyjo: and peck around the villas and if we research the free range option they travel further
[14:06:31] Super ODA Hoops: so its not just me going crazy?
[14:06:48] Lightyjo: no I paid good premium for this upgrade
[14:07:05] Lightyjo: we need 2200 wood 2400 clay and 2000 iron for free range
[14:08:26] Super ODA Hoops: is that what we are going for? and what the hell? im still confused! free range? chickens? do they fight?
[14:08:48] Super ODA Hoops: i think id much rather 1000 spears defending my village than 1000 chickens!
[14:08:52] Lightyjo: they fly in the faces of incoming axes and we get a 10% uplift on the sword def
[14:09:03] Lightyjo: plus I guess you can eat them later?
[14:09:12 | Edited 14:09:23] Lightyjo: and make pillows for the wounded?
[14:09:28] Lightyjo: from the feathers
[14:09:50] Lightyjo: can swap back to spears if you want
[14:09:58] Super ODA Hoops: lol
[14:10:13] Super ODA Hoops: im lost for words!
[14:10:17] Super ODA Hoops: chickens!?!?!
[14:10:34] Lightyjo: well imagine the confusion if someone tries to clear us
[14:10:45] Lightyjo: and how sad they'll be if they get beaten by some chooks
[14:11:04] Super ODA Hoops: do they have the same fighting stats?
[14:11:42] Super ODA Hoops: they are on my super oda hoops account too!!!!!
[14:11:55] Lightyjo: 10% uplift against axes IF you have sw in the def
[14:12:15] Lightyjo: alas are weaker against normal spears due to the spitting capability
[14:12:18] Lightyjo: of a spear
[14:12:30] Lightyjo: but imgaine trying to kill a chicken with an axe if it was angry?
[14:12:34] Lightyjo: be a nightmare
[14:13:01 | Edited 14:13:18] Super ODA Hoops: think id rather try and kill an angry chicken over an angry spearman
[14:14:09] Lightyjo: hum maybe you're right
[14:14:19] Lightyjo: but be fun though?
[14:14:40] Super ODA Hoops: yea is fun, and i like fun :)
[14:15:14] Lightyjo: ok well lets go for free range upgrade then
[14:16:03] Super ODA Hoops: lol and what does that do?
[14:16:19] Lightyjo: they travel further!
[14:16:41] Super ODA Hoops: why how far do they travel now?
[14:17:04] Lightyjo: at the mo they need to be sent same as normal
[14:17:15 | Edited 14:17:23] Lightyjo: free range they farm our 7x7 by themselves
[14:17:35] Super ODA Hoops: wow thats cool!
[14:17:43] Super ODA Hoops: clever little chickens!
[14:17:56] Lightyjo: (y)
[14:18:01] Lightyjo: ok well save up then
[14:18:11] Super ODA Hoops: can we upgrade further and get lasers on there heads?
[14:18:23] Lightyjo: um don't think so
[14:18:34] Lightyjo: they are chickens chen not uber killing robots
[14:18:39] Super ODA Hoops: shame, would be cool

I worry about that boy!
 

DeletedUser

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Something I found very funny when I read it...

AkersLFC on 29.03. at 16:03
hello there :)

BadgersAteMyJaffaCakes on 29.03. at 16:17
Howdy

AkersLFC on 29.03. at 16:22
do u play w11?

BadgersAteMyJaffaCakes on 29.03. at 16:24
nope

AkersLFC on 29.03. at 16:27
cool.

And then some time later...

AkersLFC on 31.03. at 12:03
can u send some support please? i am under attack. any troops would be like. ty

BadgersAteMyJaffaCakes on 31.03. at 12:06
How many do you need?

AkersLFC on 31.03. at 12:07
over 100 - depends what you have really. Getting an attack right now, got militias but any will help.

BadgersAteMyJaffaCakes on 31.03. at 12:08
Do you need some catapults?

AkersLFC on 31.03. at 12:09
nope, u can use it to attack [player]jameson87[/player], i just need defensive troops

BadgersAteMyJaffaCakes on 31.03. at 12:10
How many catapults should I send to you then?

AkersLFC on 31.03. at 12:11
50?

BadgersAteMyJaffaCakes on 31.03. at 12:11
I only have 326?

BadgersAteMyJaffaCakes on 31.03. at 12:11
Is that okay?

AkersLFC on 31.03. at 12:12
ok, send as many as u can. use 326 to break his barracks

AkersLFC on 31.03. at 12:12
and thanks

BadgersAteMyJaffaCakes on 31.03. at 12:12
You want me to attack your barracks?

AkersLFC on 31.03. at 12:13
no ,[player]jameson87[/player]

BadgersAteMyJaffaCakes on 31.03. at 12:14
what about him?

AkersLFC on 31.03. at 12:14
can u attack him pls?

BadgersAteMyJaffaCakes on 31.03. at 12:14
With what?

AkersLFC on 31.03. at 12:16
catapults and perhaps axeman

BadgersAteMyJaffaCakes on 31.03. at 12:16
I don't have any catapults

AkersLFC on 31.03. at 12:16
u said u had 326?

BadgersAteMyJaffaCakes on 31.03. at 12:17
Oh yeah.

AkersLFC on 31.03. at 12:17
lol :D

BadgersAteMyJaffaCakes on 31.03. at 12:18
I have a plan.

AkersLFC on 31.03. at 12:20
what is it?

BadgersAteMyJaffaCakes on 31.03. at 12:22
If we both restart at the same time, we'll end up right next to each other!

AkersLFC on 31.03. at 12:23
why do u want to restart?

BadgersAteMyJaffaCakes on 31.03. at 12:24
I don't want to restart.

AkersLFC on 31.03. at 12:26
fair enough. Am staying, to fight off these attacks.

BadgersAteMyJaffaCakes on 31.03. at 12:26
What attacks?

AkersLFC on 31.03. at 12:29
attacks from [player]jameson87[/player] and [player]maggymay[/player]

BadgersAteMyJaffaCakes on 31.03. at 12:29
Do you need some help?

AkersLFC on 31.03. at 12:30
yes, any help would be great.

BadgersAteMyJaffaCakes on 31.03. at 12:35
I can send you some catapults if you'd like?

AkersLFC on 31.03. at 12:36
go ahead.
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DeletedUser

Guest
tears rolling
oopppss bit a w*ll*e dribble hahaha ha ha ha

got to add rep for that
cheers for the best giggle for a while
 

DeletedUser6695

Guest
BladeCW on 28.03. at 21:20
ahahahah, thats all the troops you have? your dead.

One Hit KO on 28.03. at 21:53
Oh the young mind. No, it's called farming, those just recently returned. I have over 900 troop pop. Nearly 300K looted. I have a level 16 farm you have a level 5 farm. You are the one that is 'dead'

Have fun.

BladeCW on 28.03. at 22:01
N'aww love a bit of reverse psychology, cheers for filling in the blanks. Im not the one with 4 other nearby tribe members preparing to attack. We will see.

One Hit KO on 29.03. at 08:40
How many troops you got now? :D

BladeCW on 29.03. at 08:53
Yeah you got the guy ranked 5th in the continent to clear me, in-genius plan..
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I found it amusing anyway...
 

Nauzhror

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Over 900 troop pop? 16 farm? Huh?

I have over 1600 troop pop with a 15 farm. :icon_confused:
 

DeletedUser

Guest
5 days = ages?

At what point does close become ages these days?

:p
 

DeletedUser10869

Guest
just a follow up from my co chicken chat here is my intrepid clicker today....

[10:53:19] Super ODA Hoops: (bow)howcomes we didn't have any chickens yesterday?
[10:53:39] Super ODA Hoops: ;(
[10:53:53] Lightyjo: was the april fool
[10:54:00] Lightyjo: so went after the day finished
[10:54:16] Super ODA Hoops: :O
[10:54:30] Super ODA Hoops: so they dont automactically farm your 7x7?
[10:54:34] Lightyjo: lol no
[10:54:38 | Edited 10:54:47] Super ODA Hoops: you are a trickster!
[10:54:58] Super ODA Hoops: your not suppose to play tricks on your co ;(
[10:55:12] Lightyjo: I thought you knew I was teasing you?!
[10:55:19] Super ODA Hoops: NO LOL
[10:55:19] Lightyjo: I mean I posted it on the externals?!
[10:55:26] Super ODA Hoops: i thought we had chickens
[10:55:27] Lightyjo: oops
[10:55:39] Lightyjo: no was an april fool from Tracey
[10:55:44 | Edited 10:57:41] Super ODA Hoops: now they are gone, and i want them back!
[10:55:50] Super ODA Hoops: i started naming them ;(

So clearly we are going to go far this world!!!!!
 

DeletedUser10869

Guest
if the farms in my 7x7 are full then he is online :icon_wink:
 
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