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DeletedUser8058

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spider3412 today at 00:46
They have? Well in any case at this point in time tribes mean nothing, a few little attacks aren't gonna hurt me, when the nobles come into play the game really starts. So i'm just gonna chill for a bit, send my troops away, spend my resources and before attacks, level up my hiding place, and continue as normal, as long as i'm active you won't gain anything from attacking me, and as long as i'm active i'll keep growing and hopefully build up a decent defense and maybe even get into a proper tribe.

i think he wants to be a farm as hes not in a proper tribe his own words lol
 

DeletedUser

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we got some white ponies launched at us so i thought i would try some calming therapy as we are called talk to FRANK.

Talk to FRANK today at 17:51
hi

i see you must be stressed sending your ponies to our villa. please feel free to talk to FRANK about anything you feel maybe getting you down enough to launch some ruthless attacks :)

lee

Artemis The Archer today at 17:54
Not stressed at all mate but thanks for the offer
My ponies were getting fat and lazy they needed a long run and I just chose your village at random
If you have a bit of water and hay to spare for the return journey that would be appreciated
Don't feed them nuts though please there may be allergies that I am not aware of

Many thanks
Artemis

Talk to FRANK today at 17:59
i can tell their is tension in your voice and denial that you are stressed.
we have hay and water for the ponies but i hope they like it

frank

Artemis The Archer today at 18:00
I don't get stressed
My voice is higher than yours because i'm female :)
Statistically speaking women deal with stress alot better than men
I have a husband and 2 kids
TW doesn't stress me RL does
:)

Talk to FRANK today at 18:01
i can now undestand your stess. husband and 2 kids is hard to deal with i can relate to this. so you take you anger out on tw. please tell me more so we can get you through this tough journey

frank

Artemis The Archer today at 18:03
Hang on i thought your name was Lee?
Have you a split personality or what's the story
Sounds like you are having a crisis of your own there mate maybe you should deal with that first?

Talk to FRANK today at 18:05
i am frank in game :p stop ruining my relationship counseling :D
what other activities do you do tha maybe stressing you out a little?

Artemis The Archer today at 18:06
"Relationship counselling"
That's very personal, you'll have to try and get to know me a bit better first ;-)

Talk to FRANK today at 18:07
i see their is a barrier we need to overcome....the more we chat the lower this barrier will be then we can talk more open and honest

Artemis The Archer today at 18:08
I'm not that kinda girl
:)

Talk to FRANK today at 18:09
we will get you there and pull through this together, your problems are my problems, hope this makes you feel better

Artemis The Archer today at 18:11
Frank/Lee (whatever your name is)
I married a man who is 6ft 4"
I have a 10 year old that is probably taller than you (and she's a girl)
I have a beautiful 15 month old baby a lovely home and a happy marriage
Where exactly do you think you fit in my life?

Talk to FRANK today at 18:13
wow i feel the tension...i am here for you.

when did all this stress start
 
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DeletedUser4342

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lol i can see this being the start a beautiful TW relationship
 

DeletedUser8800

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lmao i love a good read
wow where were you when i was stressed lol
 

DeletedUser

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Talk to Frank was one of 5 people PM'ing me around the same time yesterday afternoon
I was trying to dry my hair to go out
The hubby was having a kitten
The baby was trying to eat cat food
The cat was trying to kill the baby

Yes I was a bit stressed :)
 

DeletedUser

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Talk to Frank was one of 5 people PM'ing me around the same time yesterday afternoon
I was trying to dry my hair to go out
The hubby was having a kitten
The baby was trying to eat cat food
The cat was trying to kill the baby

Yes I was a bit stressed :)

hope our chat helped :icon_neutral:
 

DeletedUser

Guest
Heres a funny in-game message from today. Not from W12 but i thought it was hilarious. Had good fun getting on this guys nerves on speed :p
Annihilated today at 20:32
Good luck, may the bets man win :)

Dude look weed today at 21:42
getting bored of fakes?

Annihilated today at 21:43
What fakes? You must be really good, my super genetically enhanced axes are not penetrating your rear defences. :O

Annihilated today at 21:50
well i must say this is a rather boring 1 on 1. When are we going to end the standoff and get the the exciting stuff? My genetically enhanced axes are tired of waiting.

Dude look weed today at 21:50
maybe you should send more troops

Annihilated today at 21:51
Kk let me just google and find out how to get my axes to sneak behind your lines.

Annihilated today at 21:52
Don't worry that attack i just sent is fake. I'll send my real force next.
This guide told me spears are the best offense, is that true? :\

Annihilated today at 21:56
K im ready. HERE WE GOOOO :D

Annihilated today at 22:00
Lol i just recruited a paladin and called him "Master Scrote". Lol, how funny is that :')

Annihilated today at 22:02
Damn, some noob just cleared me :(

Master Scrote was not strong enough.

Dude look weed today at 22:04
yawn

Annihilated today at 22:05
No seriously, i genuinely got cleared :\

Annihilated today at 22:06
See?

Dude look weed today at 22:07
your bad

Annihilated today at 22:07
I know v_v

Annihilated today at 22:12
Well this was a fun round :)
Looks like it's over for me though.

Nice 1 on 1, we should do it again some time ;)

Dude look weed today at 22:12
your a poor excuse of a player

Annihilated today at 22:13
I know :(
My mum tries to boost my confidence but... i still lose v_v

Annihilated today at 22:14
Do you think i should quit forever? :(
Whats the point in playing if you only lose, right?

Dude look weed today at 22:14
go shoot yourself

Annihilated today at 22:15
Whoa man... I don't think it's that extreme. I mean i can always be a dentist or something jsut because tribalwars doesn't work out.
Obviously your mum wasn't as nice as mine :mad:

Annihilated today at 22:21
Maybe I just go back to runescape or something. I pwn at that game.
You play runescape? :D

Annihilated today at 22:23
KK imma go play runescape.
Love you :)
 

DeletedUser4342

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wyman on 07.04. at 18:59
Hello oo a dragon clan i love dragons..

scratchypig on 07.04. at 19:01
Good, I love dragons too. Your mail wasa bit random but its good to know people like dragons.

Our tribe, we ride on dragons.

Scratch.

wyman on 07.04. at 19:08
what sort of dragons do you like to ride?

scratchypig on 07.04. at 19:15
Giant black ones. Ones that can fit a whole tribe on its back and even a few villages.

wyman on 07.04. at 19:18
i like that idea,so if your village is under attack you can move away to saftey :) but being from wales i like red ones does that matter?

scratchypig on 07.04. at 19:22
No. Your from a dragon country.

wyman on 07.04. at 19:24
do they breath fire to help the enemy stay away? or just to scare people?

scratchypig on 07.04. at 19:26
Both... this is like king of hill. Hehe.

wyman on 07.04. at 19:38
cool,i have always liked a 2 headed dragon,do you have one of those?

scratchypig on 07.04. at 22:11
MmmHmm.
 

DeletedUser

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AutO-FarM RuleZZZ on 05.04. at 23:16
Mission '-'

.uk pro on 05.04. at 23:16
Mission ure mom

AutO-FarM RuleZZZ on 05.04. at 23:18
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.uk pro on 05.04. at 23:21
Code Name- Chicken poop

Operation- Peck the ground

AutO-FarM RuleZZZ on 05.04. at 23:21
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.uk pro on 05.04. at 23:23
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CODE RED!!! CODE RED!!! MA BALLS ARE ON FIRE!

Charlie, Charlie get us the hell outa here!!!!!!!!!



GET TO DA CHOPPER!!!!!!!!!!!!

AutO-FarM RuleZZZ on 05.04. at 23:35
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.uk pro on 05.04. at 23:37
K we got out safe, its kool bro

AutO-FarM RuleZZZ on 05.04. at 23:39
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.uk pro on 05.04. at 23:41
(explicit) BRO!!!!! UVE BEEN SHOT!

Am sorry sir, if infection sets in it's gni fall off anyway. Ima have to cut ure 'ahem' off to stop it spreading!

AutO-FarM RuleZZZ on 05.04. at 23:43
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.uk pro on 05.04. at 23:50
'Ahem' Removal Completed.

Operation Peck the ground- Success
 
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