A Royal Slap! So where do I begin? Royals have got bored of world 20, no one dares go to war. Slap decided to spit in our faces and as Royalists we feel that our honor has been taken from us. How do we retain it you ask? A duel at dawn? A court case? Perhaps a horse race? (Rumor has it Royals have the fastest light cavalry in all the land) No. I'm afraid it calls for something a lot more serious. We here at Royals declare war on the Slap family. Our reasoning? Slap are right next to us and therefore our most logical enemy. Also slap failed to follow the nap rules and boundaries. Despite countless mails from myself and other members of the Royals leadership some of Slaps players decided to be continually stubborn. Royals in the end called off the nap, we are not denying we broke the nap rules. But it was only in fair retaliation. Perhaps this is the wake up call Slap need? We wish Slap the best of luck, although lets face facts. The worlds no doubt going to pull our pants down and slap us silly. Enjoy the action and remember after all it's a war game, good luck. The royalist army is on the move.