Ok I will confess all! I am too small to attack The Vicar Of Giggles on W7 :icon_redface: However, a lot of my tribe weren;t and last night was the landing time for an op against him. then the server went down.... Lots of folks in our chat little worried about missed launches etc etc BUT quite a few had already gone out. Then again in The Vicar's forum it would have gone something like this Vicar of Giggles: Lololololololol those V nubs are attacking Gem my faithful clicker sidekick. I shall crush them all with my uber (flicks hair) skills. MWWWAAAAHHHHHAAAAAAA. Gem?! Gem?! why don't you answer your Lord and Master? Oh damn sorry I need to log out for you to post. Logs out. Gemma logs in. Faithful Sidekick Gemma: Yes Vicar I see them approach but can we snipe them all? Oh switch to skype too then we can chat at the same time.....! Vicar of Giggles: Great plan sidekick. Yes they will be easy for our ubnerness but we must wait as am sure those pesky V's will send more trains and we must preserve our Def! Faithful Sidekick Gemma: As always I bow to your uberness Vicar. Omg my screen is stuck and my clicky thing is not working anymore! Have those V nubbins removed the plugs at Innogames?!?! Damn them all! Vicar of Giggles: What! Let me log in and check! Lordy you're right I cannot even log in. Oh woe, oh what cruel fate to play upon me all that work (except for the recent barb munching) wasted through the V nubbins plug thefts. (sounds of serious toy throwing at this point those with a nervous disposition look away now) Vicar of Giggles: Right I shall demand that Innogames turn all attacks into just visits only as I am Rank 2 and all other worlds it doesnlt matter as they have been their for ages (Note from author: Vicar not sure how your work on W7 more than someone on W1/2/3/4/5 or 6 :icon_eek or on W8 just 11 days so their start up is as nothing compared to the 4 mins and 32 seconds I logged on each day here (sobs) Faithful Sidekick Gemma: Nothing is clicking anymore! omg god Vicar I love you but we only have 2 hrs and 14 mins to get the server up or we are doomed (bangs head on picture of The Vicar at charity fundraising) Vicar of Giggles: Hush my sweet as I shall rant upon the forums as this world is dull then as it was becoming interesting it became very very dull indeed. The Vicar leaves cape swirling and Faithful sidekick Gemma frantically using the smoke machine to make his exit more dramatic! The End Ok ok some of that may have been made up but a lot fewer attacks sent at you Vicar and of course no chance of you to defend or dodge nukes so the timing of this could not have been worse for both sides. Losing a nuke sitting at home as you can;t dodge is probably the worst blow as it removes your ability to hit back. On a more positive note you say this world is dull/boring/no competition etc etc well now you have the chance to get those villas back! I hope you can find the motivation to do so.