Funny IG Mails

DeletedUser

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I received some great replies from my restart mail so I thought I'd kick off this thread:

dark mark today at 11:34 said:
Greetings friends.

Want to live?
Yes?

Then click the restart button, simple as that!

Go to settings, click start over, and it's a done deal! You get to live and don't endure the pain of when I farm your village into the ground.

Many thanks,

Dark.
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TonyDevil666 today at 11:50 said:
im having a hard day sod off
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Fantastic. :icon_razz:
 

DeletedUser1410

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Mark your just North of Me I would restart if I were you lol pmsl
 

DeletedUser

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Hahaha yes I noticed, sadly my pride is too much and restarting would give my neighbours a great source of teasing after I sent them restart mails xD
 

DeletedUser

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Just got a forum mail, if there is a milestone for 1 award...
 

DeletedUser

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lol dark

i joined BM and they and saxang have a joint forum with a topic on you and your restart mails lol

but they seemed like mass recreuters soo i left :p
 

DeletedUser

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Not exactly a message.

saxang - spillerme today at 12:45 Quote
dark mark

Hey all have already had threats from this guys thinks he is going to take us all out of his 15x15 mmm interesting first target anyone
saxang - Kingfisher27 today at 12:47 Quote
I've checked his stats - very average.
saxang - nml232009 today at 12:48 Quote
i have invited him as hes from w5... mail him now and say hes got 1 chance too join us or hes the first to be rimmed in k55
BN - garr17 today at 12:54 Quote
i have him on my hit list
saxang - spillerme today at 12:55 Quote
ok mate
BN - garr17 today at 12:57 Quote
i think we should all rimm him on numerous occassions i am willing to share a little bit
saxang - Gwern today at 12:57 Quote
You should have seen the mail he sent Spill.... It was hysterical, I haven't laughed like that for ages,... a little bit of wee came out.!
saxang - WAR IS GOOD today at 12:58 Quote
nice
saxang - spillerme today at 12:59 Quote
it did when i read it does make me laugh when people think they are great lol i almost s**t myself with fear but then realised he was nothing lol
BN - Hektor04 today at 13:02 Quote
i have had the email as well lol. i am already working with another member of the tribe to barb in as soon as his protection runs out. email me if anyone else wants in on the action:)
saxang - WAR IS GOOD today at 13:03 Quote
thank for telling all your age
BN - garr17 today at 13:03 Quote
i got one of him to guys i always ignore them especially a this stage
saxang - spillerme today at 13:03 Quote
im in let me know
BN - garr17 today at 13:05 Quote
wen it gets to the 3 day mark and bp is gone we shall all send a little present his way no body will be big enough by then to take even 100 spears/axe/sword or wat ever of 10 ppl
saxang - spillerme today at 13:06 Quote
ool let me know when to launch and ill send everything i have
BN - Hektor04 today at 13:07 Quote
i agree
BN - garr17 today at 13:08 Quote
hahahaha thats the spirit we wont need to launch much each shoudl be a fairly standard wipe out and daily rimming till he relocates
saxang - Paul Phoenix today at 13:13 Quote
dark mark in my 15x15 easy target.
BN - garr17 today at 13:17 Quote
good stuff like it
BN - Hydra. today at 13:32 Quote Edit Delete
he told me to restart too pretty much calling me a noob etc. Pffft.BN - CubeLogic today at 13:33 Quote
his under my protection
dont touch him....or else.
saxang - spillerme today at 13:33 Quote
yep sounds like the same messages i got make me giggle


Tmesis said:
Not if you have RAS Syndrome...
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Get back to Kappa.
 

DeletedUser

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Portuguese Powaaaahh!!!!

PyramidHead today at 13:19
Hello ;D,

I am the tribal diplomat for [ally](M)[/ally], we are a new tribe established this morning. We are on the hunt for decent looking tribes to work alongside us. Your tribe looks pretty experienced and we have alot to offer you. I would like our tribes to work closer together and i believe we could achieve alot in this world.

I await your reply,

PH - Diplomat - (M)

-wiimotionplus- today at 13:26
Hi!

Well, to accept you request I'll have to ask you some things...

1st - Have you got any TWStats? :p
2nd - Are you experienced directing tribes?
3rd - (Depends from the others)
4th - (Depends from the others)
5th - (Depends from the others)

Regards: -WMP-

PyramidHead today at 13:28
haha i like questions ;D

1 - for this account i only have stats for world 5.
2 - this is a reletively new account, i had over 150,000 points back on world 19 on .net under a different account. i am a very social person and am good with people, i believe that directing players and tribes is one of my primary skills in this game :)

-wiimotionplus- today at 13:29
3rd - What do you think about homossexual marridgment? (Serious Question)

PyramidHead today at 13:32
bit of a random question XD

erm, well, i have no problem with it? at the end of the day they are just people, and as long as people care about one another - why should their gender matter?

-wiimotionplus- today at 13:34
4th- Which is your favorite football player? (Tipical Question)

PyramidHead today at 13:36
Steven Gerrard - loyal and decent.

-wiimotionplus- today at 13:37
5th- Have you ever had sex with nurses? (Last Question)

PyramidHead today at 13:39
no i have not,

or maybe i have? ;)

-wiimotionplus- today at 13:42
Proposal Denied...

1st -> Right Answer
2nd -> Right Answer
3rd -> I dont want to have homos in my diplomacy
4th -> As a decent portuguese I hate steven gerrard... U should said Cristiano Ronaldo
5th -> I only accept ppl who already had sex with nurses... especially the more titted +.+

Regards: -WMP-
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Thats the way I like it! uuuhhhhh
 

DeletedUser

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Dont need to send mails out , the name is enough to make them restart :icon_twisted:
 

DeletedUser

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Hello neighbour. I am writing to tell you about myself and to give you a bit of advice.

I am a very experienced player, and you have had the misfortune to start near me. I suggest that you should restart now, and aviod me having to clear/farm/noble you. If you do so, it will save time for both of us.

I am always top 20 in a world, and generally top 5.

Please consider my suggestion.

last wish
[using many ign's]
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lool ;]
 

DeletedUser

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My neighbours are or offline, or don't read their mails...
Hopefully they are going to restart anyway, would be smart ^^=]
 

DeletedUser

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One Hit KO said:
Not exactly a message.

saxang - spillerme today at 12:45 Quote
dark mark

Hey all have already had threats from this guys thinks he is going to take us all out of his 15x15 mmm interesting first target anyone
saxang - Kingfisher27 today at 12:47 Quote
I've checked his stats - very average.
saxang - nml232009 today at 12:48 Quote
i have invited him as hes from w5... mail him now and say hes got 1 chance too join us or hes the first to be rimmed in k55
BN - garr17 today at 12:54 Quote
i have him on my hit list
saxang - spillerme today at 12:55 Quote
ok mate
BN - garr17 today at 12:57 Quote
i think we should all rimm him on numerous occassions i am willing to share a little bit
saxang - Gwern today at 12:57 Quote
You should have seen the mail he sent Spill.... It was hysterical, I haven't laughed like that for ages,... a little bit of wee came out.!
saxang - WAR IS GOOD today at 12:58 Quote
nice
saxang - spillerme today at 12:59 Quote
it did when i read it does make me laugh when people think they are great lol i almost s**t myself with fear but then realised he was nothing lol
BN - Hektor04 today at 13:02 Quote
i have had the email as well lol. i am already working with another member of the tribe to barb in as soon as his protection runs out. email me if anyone else wants in on the action:)
saxang - WAR IS GOOD today at 13:03 Quote
thank for telling all your age
BN - garr17 today at 13:03 Quote
i got one of him to guys i always ignore them especially a this stage
saxang - spillerme today at 13:03 Quote
im in let me know
BN - garr17 today at 13:05 Quote
wen it gets to the 3 day mark and bp is gone we shall all send a little present his way no body will be big enough by then to take even 100 spears/axe/sword or wat ever of 10 ppl
saxang - spillerme today at 13:06 Quote
ool let me know when to launch and ill send everything i have
BN - Hektor04 today at 13:07 Quote
i agree
BN - garr17 today at 13:08 Quote
hahahaha thats the spirit we wont need to launch much each shoudl be a fairly standard wipe out and daily rimming till he relocates
saxang - Paul Phoenix today at 13:13 Quote
dark mark in my 15x15 easy target.
BN - garr17 today at 13:17 Quote
good stuff like it
BN - Hydra. today at 13:32 Quote Edit Delete
he told me to restart too pretty much calling me a noob etc. Pffft.BN - CubeLogic today at 13:33 Quote
his under my protection
dont touch him....or else.
saxang - spillerme today at 13:33 Quote
yep sounds like the same messages i got make me giggle




Get back to Kappa.
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I'm famous!!! Haha I am very much looking forward to being rimmed 'numerous times'.

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KingShrek said:
Shouldn't the title funny IG mails? Or funny IGM?

Because at the minute, it stands for "Funny In-game name mails" :lol:
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Darnit! Mods?
 
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DeletedUser

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Made me shudder...

You bully!

Originally Posted by dark mark today at 11:34
Greetings friends.

Want to live?
Yes?

Then click the restart button, simple as that!

Go to settings, click start over, and it's a done deal! You get to live and don't endure the pain of when I farm your village into the ground.

Many thanks,

Dark.
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DeletedUser

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You better be scared Mark. They're going to send everything they have at you :lol:

- Kluk, I love your sig.
 

DeletedUser

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Yeah, Dark, you better be scared after telling me to restart, Darkie boy.
 

DeletedUser679

Guest
Hello? today at 15:46
I'm from Polish
I'll be here playing at 100%.
I play here.Click<-click

You still have a chance to start anew.

Settings->Start Over

Yours,
Helo?
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The fact that i got a restart mail from someone like him is rather... insulting. :icon_neutral:
 
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