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DeletedUser

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DeletedUser

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Subject georgem70 invites you to the tribe 'Avaz'
Sent Aug 24,2009 15:07
georgem70 invites you to the tribe Avaz

First random invite
 

DeletedUser

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Subject Received
SonHain invites you to the tribe 'YENI RAKI' Aug 24,2009 15:10
Schizof invites you to the tribe 'yEAh' Aug 24,2009 15:07
 

DeletedUser

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A.Ponyboy today at 15:22
Oi hoe! What's doing?

Blur today at 15:24
D:!! That is highly offensive!!

REPORTED!!

Blur today at 15:24
Nah... I am busy talking to my tribe. :)

A.Ponyboy today at 15:24
No u :<

Ok, I admit, your awesomeness is way better than mine :(

A.Ponyboy today at 15:25
My tribe owns!

Blur today at 15:25
Really??

You really mean it?? :D

Blur today at 15:25
Awesomeness!!

A.Ponyboy today at 15:26
Nah. I'm way better than you! Actually, I'd say we're about equal. I dunno.

Blur today at 15:27
But you are like 2 people in 1 body though. Sharing... 1 genital part... How do you sort those things out??

A.Ponyboy today at 15:28
Nah. I've go the genitals. Ponyboy just does the work. AND I'M THE ONE PAYING FOR BLOODY PREMIUM!

Blur today at 15:29
What a... PIMP!!

A.Ponyboy today at 15:31
You can have ponyboy if you like. I don't want his body :|

Blur today at 15:34
OMG!! I get hair and 4 legs!! Just what I wanted from the Easter Bunny, but he gave me chocolate eggs.

A.Ponyboy today at 15:35
Good. That will be 5PP please.


Lol.

evil gnome today at 15:32
nice oen with screwing gummy over... what are they going to do.

A.Ponyboy today at 15:32
Dunno. Lol. They're gonna get really pissy, I bet >:D

evil gnome today at 15:34
and your going to get attack more than tharg on thsi world for it... but still it's got to go down in history

A.Ponyboy today at 15:35
I bet. It will be so funny. Unfortunately, after a while, I'll have to join Pop!

Yep. I stole gummy's tag >:D
 
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DeletedUser

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DeletedUser

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Goooooo Gummy :D

A.Ponyboy today at 15:54
...but I just think you're free :D

BangersNMash today at 15:55
:D yeyyyy

BangersNMash today at 15:56
you have premium already :O

whyyy

A.Ponyboy today at 15:56
To the most awesome banger and mash in the world!

PS. So I can pointwhore. I've alread got 3/2/2 mines under construction :eek:

BangersNMash today at 16:00
resource whore :O

A.Ponyboy today at 16:01
OP in your profile now! :<

BangersNMash today at 16:02
doneee

but...PP plox ;)

A.Ponyboy today at 16:03
Ok. I have 1 to spare. I don't want it, so here you go...

BangersNMash today at 16:03
:O

your nice :D

now... 4 more to find ;)

A.Ponyboy today at 16:04
OMG wow. Are you liek, on a quest to get 5PP?

'Tis u, BNM!
 

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Admiral Awesome today at 16:23
Look, Normally I'd write this long message and give you a TW stats page and request you abandon ship. But this time I'll make it brief:

Author said:
I was in W33 Ranked top 20 in the rank 1 tribe (SIKE / Evoke)with top 10 ODA.
I lead the Rank 1 tribe in w40 where i reached Rank 4 ODA.

I have 2 co players...

One of which was a leader of Smurfs W23 and the other a baron of the rank 1 Disney in w21. Not to mention numerous other acolades.

Here's the pitch... We never sleep, we farm 24/7 and we are top players so you will not grow and get farmed. Neither of us wants to have to fight, but if we do i'll win.

SO RESTART NOW before its too late


War Champion today at 16:24
Funny In game mails :)

Admiral Awesome today at 16:27
thats nice but you haven't restarted yet :|

War Champion today at 16:27
You restart

Admiral Awesome today at 16:28
haha... no but seriously, please restart :|

War Champion today at 16:28
NO

Admiral Awesome today at 16:29
But why :| I sent you a mail and everything :|

War Champion today at 16:30
I dont care, you restart as i replied :D

War Champion today at 16:31
Not now anyway

Admiral Awesome today at 16:32
Wait so if a person replies to your mail... you need to restart yourself ? ..... Hmmm i think i missed that part in the book "restart mails.... a guide to success"

War Champion today at 16:32
must have.

Admiral Awesome today at 16:34
I just checked my map :| You still here :|

War Champion today at 16:37
so are you

Admiral Awesome today at 16:39
Wait... Im not sure you getting this... I mail you... you restart... its not rocket science

War Champion today at 16:41
no, you mail me and i Don't restart.

You farm me and i restart

The message you have entered is too short. Please lengthen your message to at least 4 characters. WHAT
 

DeletedUser

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Admiral Awesome today at 16:23
Look, Normally I'd write this long message and give you a TW stats page and request you abandon ship. But this time I'll make it brief:

Author said:
I was in W33 Ranked top 20 in the rank 1 tribe (SIKE / Evoke)with top 10 ODA.
I lead the Rank 1 tribe in w40 where i reached Rank 4 ODA.

I have 2 co players...

One of which was a leader of Smurfs W23 and the other a baron of the rank 1 Disney in w21. Not to mention numerous other acolades.

Here's the pitch... We never sleep, we farm 24/7 and we are top players so you will not grow and get farmed. Neither of us wants to have to fight, but if we do i'll win.

SO RESTART NOW before its too late


War Champion today at 16:24
Funny In game mails :)

Admiral Awesome today at 16:27
thats nice but you haven't restarted yet :|

War Champion today at 16:27
You restart

Admiral Awesome today at 16:28
haha... no but seriously, please restart :|

War Champion today at 16:28
NO

Admiral Awesome today at 16:29
But why :| I sent you a mail and everything :|

War Champion today at 16:30
I dont care, you restart as i replied :D

War Champion today at 16:31
Not now anyway

Admiral Awesome today at 16:32
Wait so if a person replies to your mail... you need to restart yourself ? ..... Hmmm i think i missed that part in the book "restart mails.... a guide to success"

War Champion today at 16:32
must have.

Admiral Awesome today at 16:34
I just checked my map :| You still here :|

War Champion today at 16:37
so are you

Admiral Awesome today at 16:39
Wait... Im not sure you getting this... I mail you... you restart... its not rocket science

War Champion today at 16:41
no, you mail me and i Don't restart.

You farm me and i restart

Admiral Awesome today at 16:43
Well thats a deal then... but i'd really prefer you to restart now. It would give me funsies :)
I think its fair to say im enjoying w2 :icon_wink:
 

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Radarr today at 15:23
Thank you for joining the [player]Radarr[/player] farming association. Because your in my 14x14 area you will be used as a a farm as part of [player]Radarr[/player] Inc. If you would like, look at the following options.

Relocation Package is the fastest and most economical option
Put-Up-A-Fight Package is the most economical option for me giving me some ODD.
LetYouGrow Package is my option if you select Put-Up-A-Fight Package and almost the least I will choose.

[player]Radarr[/player] Inc. part of the parent [ally]Ninjas[/ally] Co.

Cloacina today at 15:27
Whats a package? and I already have a tribe how does this association work? I am new at this.

Radarr today at 15:30
Well. Go To Settings -> Start Over -> Type your password in

Cloacina today at 15:30
Why?

Radarr today at 15:47
Because you'll have selected a package and have a new village

Cloacina today at 15:49
Why? I like this village, it has a cow in it.

Radarr today at 15:50
Yus... but your new one will be surrounded by lovy-dovy cows and 2 cows inside ur village

Cloacina today at 15:51
Why? A goat has just walked past here. Its doing funny things to the cow.

Radarr today at 15:52
Ah.. Leave or I'll farm you

Cloacina today at 15:53
I have a farm why do I need another one?

Radarr today at 15:55
Enjoy Hell :)

Cloacina today at 15:56
I dont understand what you are saying. . .Why should I enjoy hell? What has that got to do with the goats or cows? Why do you want to give me your farm.

Radarr today at 15:56
Haha. Literally RESTART :p

Cloacina today at 16:00
Look I dont understand what you want me to do, what is RESTART? I just want to play this game with my friends. You can be my friend as well - but I just dont understand what you are saying. First you want to give me packages, then you want me to leave my village, I dont know how to do any of those. If you dont explain yourself - how am I supposed to know what you want from me.

Radarr today at 16:01
Go To Settings -> Start Over -> Type your Password in

Cloacina today at 16:05
But why? you never explained why I need to do that. Fo I get something extra for this Restart?

Radarr today at 16:06
No, but I am alot experienced at this game. So you will be conquered by me and it will not be good for you. If you restart you will be away from me and have a better chance

Cloacina today at 16:11
Why wont it be good for me? Why will you conquer me? What have I done to you? What happens if you conquer me do you get my cows?

Radarr today at 16:12
Lol, Their are no cows. It's just an image view.

If you stay I will farm and you wont be able to grow.

I will conquer you because it is Tribalwars.

You are in my 7x7

Cloacina today at 16:17
You sound like a very bad person. Also If there are no cows, why are they in the picture? It's only logical that they're there for a reason!
Also why will you farm me?
How can you farm someone? farming is the process of growing trees and wild-life, it isnt possible to do so to someone. Does farming involve the cows? There are many cows on farms.

Radarr today at 16:18
Farming is when I send troops to your village and take your resources.

Cloacina today at 16:20
why would you want to do that? Doesnt your village give you resources? Does everyone have to do this farming?

Radarr today at 16:21
Yes but i want MORE resources to grow FASTER. Yes most people do farm

Cloacina today at 16:29
Why are you so greedy I cant believe that so many people would be so heartless.

And anyways, how do get those troops?
I keep hearing about them, but I'm never told how. Would the troops look like animals or cows for resources?

Radarr today at 16:46
Just restart =D


Wuhahahahah
 

DeletedUser

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War Champion was more amusing than Admiral Awesome :icon_neutral:.
 

DeletedUser

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Na, I been playing with her the whole time trust :icon_biggrin:
 
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