Funny profiles and InGame messages

DeletedUser

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[th]An ingame message, which you just received, made you laugh? You found the most creative profile in this game ever? Let the community know about it and post it here.

Do not quote inappropriate material, you'd be punished for it like you wrote it by yourself.[/th]
 

DeletedUser

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I found this humorous.


LastApparatus today at 15:21
I thought I'd say this before you build your village up to a nice size and waste too much time. :) I'm a constant top ten starter who is very aggressive, and you're in my 7x7. I'm trying to save you some time by telling you to restart, and hopefully land somewhere away from me. :)

chorky today at 15:23
LOL CHECK WORLD 1

LastApparatus today at 15:24
LOL NOT IMPRESSED



...seriously, ranked 1118th?
I told you I'm a top ten starter. I'm not afraid of somebody in the thousands.

Restart.

chorky today at 15:28
LOL GOODLUCK

LastApparatus today at 15:33
LOL OK THX FOR TEH LUCKZ N COOL STORY BRO
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DeletedUser4702

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ulciscor today at 15:35
What buildings do you have? Curious what adds to 52 points, most people doing a 'proper' startup have 50.

I have 3 wood, 3 clay, 1 iron, you?

ljfletch today at 15:41
3HQ, 1Barracks, 1Wood I think?

Got plenty of resources now to start building farmers!!
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Moron's going to regret that.
 

DeletedUser

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ImmortalD today at 15:41
3 so far.



taff2k9 today at 15:40
How many people have resarted 4 u then



taff2k9 today at 15:28
i will dnt worry but me got 6 accounts all over the place aint had a problem yet



ImmortalD today at 15:27
Alright, if you insist... Don't blame me if you can't expand in points.



taff2k9 today at 15:26
No thanks i will be ok soz



ImmortalD today at 15:20
Hi,

It has come to my attention you are in my 9x9. It would be in both our interests for you to restart, as a lot of competition for our farming will slow down our growth. Now I would restart, but I have already restarted once and I am unable to do so again. This account is co-played 24/7, which unfortunately means you will not be able to get resources very well. And if you are an experienced player you will know the problem this presents. If you are a new player, I will be happy to gives you tips and guidance one you restart.
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HAHA Fail. I bolded the part I think is the funnyest. Possible Multi-Accounting/Push? That's for the IGM's to decide. Have already forwared the report to them xD oh and i got 3 muppets to restart in my 7x7 already just by using the mail:

ImmortalD today at 15:20
Hi,

It has come to my attention you are in my 9x9. It would be in both our interests for you to restart, as a lot of competition for our farming will slow down our growth. Now I would restart, but I have already restarted once and I am unable to do so again. This account is co-played 24/7, which unfortunately means you will not be able to get resources very well. And if you are an experienced player you will know the problem this presents. If you are a new player, I will be happy to gives you tips and guidance one you restart.
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DeletedUser

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Deiuspack today at 15:35
are you interested to join with us we are rank 20 in world and we are rank 4 in k 44 we have the goal to dominate the k 44.

send me pm back if you want an interesed to join

Respect

deiuspack

Tender Touch today at 15:47
Ok few questions if i am to join:

Are you leet?

can you send 10ms trains?

do you know what mass recruiting is?

Are you better than [player]Thargoran[/player]?

Will you stay with me in richer or poor in sickness and in health?

Do you have a girlfriend?

Deiuspack today at 15:49
http://tribalwarsexpert.blogspot.com/
my blog

Tender Touch today at 15:50
Thay dont answer some of my questions. I need this information if i am to join.

Deiuspack today at 15:56
can you send 10ms trains?
yes
do you know what mass recruiting is?
yes
Are you better than Thargoran?
maybe
Will you stay with me in richer or poor in sickness and in health?
yes
Do you have a girlfriend?
no
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Lol, tharg you got cometition :p
 

DeletedUser

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Mr. T today at 16:02
Restart Mail

Restart. Restarting now will not change your chances of sucess. We will be playing seriously on this world, and that is not good for you.

We are part of one of the great premades, lead by a moderator of the UK. You restarting will not only do you good, but also us.

Trust us,

You'll thank us later.

arslanmc today at 16:04
awwwwwwwwwwww bless... did u just hit puberty

well lets jus hope your pants are clean :D

Mr. T today at 16:04
:O

How did you know!

arslanmc today at 16:05
LOL

arslanmc today at 16:05
come over to my village... i think i have some spare tissues

Mr. T today at 16:05
no srsly restrt noaw nd u wil liv!!!!!!1111!1!one!!1eleven!!!
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How did she know!?
 

DeletedUser

Guest
Lol, we all know you copy'd him nauz :icon_rolleyes: :icon_wink:
 

DeletedUser

Guest
Not exactly funny profile or in-game message, but it's straight from current rank 1 tribe in W3 forums:

Th3.b3st said:
evrybody got privilige to invite


so lets invite guys we are on top but we will go down if we dont invite


lets invite ;)
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:icon_redface:
 
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DeletedUser

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rofl

Here's some more damning mails,

ImmortalD today at 16:25
Excuse me?

I was just being polite. No need to be rude.

n811ftw today at 16:24
go **** youselfs and dont flame me

ImmortalD today at 15:10
Hi,

It has come to my attention you are in my 9x9. It would be in both our interests for you to restart, as a lot of competition for our farming will slow down our growth. Now I would restart, but I have already restarted once and I am unable to do so again. This account is co-played 24/7, which unfortunately means you will not be able to get resources very well. And if you are an experienced player you will know the problem this presents. If you are a new player, I will be happy to gives you tips and guidance one you restart.
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DeletedUser

Guest
undeadsmarties today at 16:06
Hi,

It has come to my attention you are in my 7x7. It would be in both our interests for you to restart, as a lot of competition for our farming will slow down our growth. Now I would restart, but I have already restarted once and I am unable to do so again. This account is co-played 24/7, which unfortunately means you will not be able to get resources very well. And if you are an experienced player you will know the problem this presents. If you are a new player, I will be happy to gives you tips and guidance one you restart.

slade123 today at 16:08
Lol, you should restart!

slade123 today at 16:08
You must even be mad to message me!

i admit your brave!

undeadsmarties today at 16:09
And why is that?

undeadsmarties today at 16:11
If your a good player under an alias then i'm uninformed not mad, if your a good player who quit tw then came back, then same as previous, uninformed.

restart mails are a standard practice early in any world, if it makes me mad then so be it.

slade123 today at 16:12
You are mad, because your wasting energy! messaging people!

undeadsmarties today at 16:13
really? Why do i have a barb village next to me then? :)

slade123 today at 16:17
Thanks! for the barb!

undeadsmarties today at 16:20
Its ok, just don't expect much resources from it, they'll be coming to me

slade123 today at 16:23
Oh well, then we just have to make more barbs!

undeadsmarties today at 16:23
Well don't be afraid to send people restart mails, 60% of people do it :p

slade123 today at 16:27
Wow 60% of people are mad!

undeadsmarties today at 16:28
Why do you think i do it? lol

slade123 today at 16:34
I am going to join that 60% then!

undeadsmarties today at 16:35
lol?

slade123 today at 16:37
wtf! dude why are you right next to me.

Do you like men or something?

undeadsmarties today at 16:39
aw man how did you know?

my cover is destroyed now

slade123 today at 16:39
you are a stalker!

undeadsmarties today at 16:40
Oh you bet, stalking is the bomb
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I have a guy who likes other guys and also a stalker next to me >.> why do these things always happen to me!
 
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DeletedUser

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rotfl. That's just funny, but its common practice to send restart mails. I got 3 people to restart already because of it.
 

DeletedUser

Guest
slade123 today at 16:36
You should restart now, because i am intent on farming and destroying you in the future!

Thanks,
slade123

Luke-3330 today at 16:44
thats funny i have the same intension..:0)

slade123 today at 16:46
Everyone has the same intention!

Luke-3330 today at 16:46
we will see then who susceeds

slade123 today at 16:47
what is susceeds?

Luke-3330 today at 16:48
ok so i cant spell..but i know how to play this game..so i hope your good

slade123 today at 17:03
Wee wheel sea!

Luke-3330 today at 17:04
and i thought my spelling was bad!!!
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The Attack of the bad spellers!
 
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DeletedUser

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slade123 said:
I have a guy who likes other guys and also a stalker next to me >.> why do these things always happen to me!
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awwww you think that much of me? thanks!!!

i'd post the same mail because i did mail this one guy who didn't know what a restart mail is, but he did it himself for me ;)
 

DeletedUser

Guest
May I appeal for a more widespread use of the magic "Export" button you all guys have next to the "Reply" in your mailbox?

It really makes the mails easier to post here, you know....
 

DeletedUser4587

Guest
PsyBot. today at 19:15

isso éra o que tu querias ;D

se depender de mim nao sais vivo deste k54, por isso reinicia tu :p



Mr TW today at 19:03
Hey PsyBot.

Seems you have stumbled across my 7x7 area.
You seem like someone who isnt new to this game so you would have a decent mind to Restart.
This would benifit you and me. As K54 is host to some big mass recruiting tribes who you will have to fight.
This doesnt trouble me however it may be dangerous for you.
Please visit This link
http://uk3.tribalwars.co.uk/staemme.php?screen=overview&intro
Enjoy your time on Tribal Wars

Regards

Mr TW



I thought this was .co.UK!?!?

:S



Translated it using google translator

That's what you wanted

to depend on me not living salts of K54, so you restart
 
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DeletedUser

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benhoulker today at 18:18
I thought I'd say this before you build your village up to a nice size and waste too much time. :) I'm a constant top ten starter who is very aggressive, and you're in my 9x9. I'm trying to save you some time by telling you to restart, and hopefully land somewhere away from me also for your benefit im co played 24/7 so you will be outfarmed. :)

benhoulker today at 19:19
this will be your final warning restart bow or be farmed
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a friend was sent this...made me chuckle :p
 

DeletedUser

Guest
If I were you, I'd tell my friend to restart. Just a heads up.
 

DeletedUser

Guest
I would also recommend telling your friend to start over but then again I don't know if your friend likes being farmed.
 
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