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We're back in action as of this weekend after a short breather.
 

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Sir you really meant a short breath haha
if that is respiration . All living beings wud have died
 

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Sir you really meant a short breath haha
if that is respiration . All living beings wud have died

Would have been good sarcasm if not so incorrect.
Respiration isn't breathing. Respiration is a metabolic reaction in cells to produce energy. Fish respire without breathing.
Rekt ;)

But yes, I meant I'm back.
 

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Would have been good sarcasm if not so incorrect.
Respiration isn't breathing. Respiration is a metabolic reaction in cells to produce energy. Fish respire without breathing.
Rekt ;)

But yes, I meant I'm back.

very welll good knwledge ..first time i wave my white flag ,sir
 

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We're opening up recruitment again as some players are inactive. Thanks.
 

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Private convo between myself and Annihilated in regards to a 1v1:
sup dumbass
[01/06/2015 23:18:12] Matt.: Lets get this 1v1 sorted out, oh master of Tribalwars (rofl)
[02/06/2015 01:34:52] *** Dan (Annihilated) has shared contact details with Matt.. ***
[02/06/2015 01:35:11] Dan (Annihilated): How can I help you?
[02/06/2015 08:32:56] Matt.: Fairly obvious I thought
[02/06/2015 15:06:13] Dan (Annihilated): You're gonna have to elaborate spud :D
[02/06/2015 15:08:09] Matt.: Lets get this 1v1 sorted out, oh master of Tribalwars (rofl)
[02/06/2015 15:08:40] Dan (Annihilated): Yeah, if you think I'm reading through 1200 messages to find that then you're asking a bit much
[02/06/2015 15:08:45] Dan (Annihilated): Sure, set up a 1v1
[02/06/2015 15:08:56] Dan (Annihilated): :D
[02/06/2015 15:09:06] Matt.: 1200 messages?
[02/06/2015 15:09:10] Matt.: Just scroll up kid
[02/06/2015 15:09:11] Matt.: :d
[02/06/2015 15:10:33] Dan (Annihilated): (chuckle)
[02/06/2015 15:10:36] Dan (Annihilated): Fair enough
[02/06/2015 15:10:47] Dan (Annihilated): One question first, why so keen to 1v1 me?
[02/06/2015 15:11:00] Matt.: to pop your moronic ego
[02/06/2015 15:11:25] Dan (Annihilated): Ouch, harsh words already, I haven't even antagonised you yet ;)
[02/06/2015 15:11:35] Matt.: harsh but true
[02/06/2015 15:11:46] Matt.: your ego is stupid, and I have to remove it
[02/06/2015 15:11:49] Dan (Annihilated): Maybe true, definitely ironic given your ego chum
[02/06/2015 15:11:50] Matt.: you'll thank me afterwards
[02/06/2015 15:12:00] Matt.: I'm entitled to my ego
[02/06/2015 15:12:01] Matt.: :D
[02/06/2015 15:12:03] Dan (Annihilated): haha, that's not true :D
[02/06/2015 15:12:08] Dan (Annihilated): Maybe I'm entitled to mine?
[02/06/2015 15:12:15] Dan (Annihilated): What if I beat you?
[02/06/2015 15:12:17] Dan (Annihilated): What then?
[02/06/2015 15:12:27] Matt.: when you claim to be more knowledgable than me about tribalwars
[02/06/2015 15:12:32] Dan (Annihilated): Which I am
[02/06/2015 15:12:35] Matt.: despite making a thread asking people how to dodge
[02/06/2015 15:12:41] Matt.: then something needs to be done :d
[02/06/2015 15:12:41] Dan (Annihilated): I've rebuilt the game code for a simulator
[02/06/2015 15:12:46] Matt.: idc
[02/06/2015 15:12:54] Dan (Annihilated): I know more about the game than you, that's fact bro
[02/06/2015 15:13:03] Matt.: then why aren't you better
[02/06/2015 15:13:16] Dan (Annihilated): (chuckle)
[02/06/2015 15:13:53] Dan (Annihilated): You're being a little subjective, it's easy to say you're better when you've played however many hundreds of rounds
[02/06/2015 15:14:02] Matt.: blah blah blah
[02/06/2015 15:14:04] Matt.: not interested
[02/06/2015 15:14:07] Matt.: lets fight it out
[02/06/2015 15:14:13] Dan (Annihilated): Of course
[02/06/2015 15:15:03] Dan (Annihilated): Find a time that suits you, come propose said time to me, and I'll provide a counter until we agree
[02/06/2015 15:15:22] Matt.: this weekend
[02/06/2015 15:15:27] Matt.: sunday
[02/06/2015 15:15:35] Matt.: or Saturday morning
[02/06/2015 15:16:03] Matt.: Hopefully you'll prove more of a challenge then the last two times I've faced you in a round
[02/06/2015 15:16:17] Dan (Annihilated): The last time you faced me it was pretty much 4v1
[02/06/2015 15:16:17] Matt.: What was it, defeating you and your entire team the first round
[02/06/2015 15:16:23] Dan (Annihilated): Lol
[02/06/2015 15:16:27 | Edited 15:16:39] Matt.: and then winning after an hr late start the next
[02/06/2015 15:16:27] Matt.: :d
[02/06/2015 15:16:35] Dan (Annihilated): Sure if you wanna count that night round go ahead, nice us of PP btw
[02/06/2015 15:16:45] Dan (Annihilated): Couldn't have spent it better myself
[02/06/2015 15:16:53] Matt.: Date of the round?
[02/06/2015 15:17:04] Matt.: I'll happily printscreen my pp log
[02/06/2015 15:17:04] Matt.: :d
[02/06/2015 15:17:25] Dan (Annihilated): Since I'm curious I'll go find out
[02/06/2015 15:17:27] Dan (Annihilated): brb
[02/06/2015 15:18:50] Dan (Annihilated): #2463 night round
[02/06/2015 15:19:31] Dan (Annihilated): This weekend might not be best, but Saturday morning is possible
[02/06/2015 15:20:36] Matt.: https://i.gyazo.com/79fc3f53d75cc8255eb09da9353d7270.png
[02/06/2015 15:20:45] Matt.: prem loot, 3 trades with village merchant
[02/06/2015 15:20:46] Matt.: :d
[02/06/2015 15:21:41] Dan (Annihilated): Still, why 3 trades with merch?
[02/06/2015 15:21:44] Dan (Annihilated): Bit awkward
[02/06/2015 15:21:49] Matt.: hardly
[02/06/2015 15:22:00] Matt.: there are virtually no barbs on night rounds
[02/06/2015 15:22:04] Dan (Annihilated): Appreciate you actually getting the screen though
[02/06/2015 15:22:16 | Edited 15:22:24] Matt.: 30pp is what it cost me to beat 4 GE players + veemon if you'd like
[02/06/2015 15:22:16] Matt.: :d
[02/06/2015 15:22:39] Dan (Annihilated): Call it what you want
[02/06/2015 15:22:50] Dan (Annihilated): I'm sure I have some reports somewhere of me clearing you that round
[02/06/2015 15:23:00] Matt.: Clearing 10swords likely
[02/06/2015 15:23:02] Matt.: :d
[02/06/2015 15:23:14] Dan (Annihilated): Hmm
[02/06/2015 15:23:17] Matt.: considering you were 300pts when I was 1.2k
[02/06/2015 15:23:32] Dan (Annihilated): You don't seem too confident
[02/06/2015 15:23:54] Matt.: I'm confident I can beat you
[02/06/2015 15:23:58] Dan (Annihilated): Good
[02/06/2015 15:24:05] Dan (Annihilated): Will make things more fun
[02/06/2015 15:24:11] Matt.: Doubtful
[02/06/2015 15:24:16] Dan (Annihilated): That's a shame
[02/06/2015 15:24:24] Matt.: You won't prove much a challenge to me
[02/06/2015 15:24:26] Dan (Annihilated): Why would you give up your Saturday morning for boredom?
[02/06/2015 15:24:48] Matt.: Oh I will take delight in popping your ego
[02/06/2015 15:24:50] Matt.: :D
[02/06/2015 15:25:33] Matt.: You ever beaten a SLAP! player?
[02/06/2015 15:26:19] Dan (Annihilated): Good question
[02/06/2015 15:26:35] Matt.: Then answer it
[02/06/2015 15:26:57] Dan (Annihilated): Can't remember specific examples, but there have been times
[02/06/2015 15:27:05] Dan (Annihilated): Usually on behalf of Adrian or someone similar
[02/06/2015 15:27:12] Matt.: doubtful
[02/06/2015 15:27:23] Matt.: I've asked, they all say you're shit
[02/06/2015 15:27:29] Dan (Annihilated): Of course they would
[02/06/2015 15:27:36] Matt.: then tell me otherwise
[02/06/2015 15:27:36] Matt.: :D
[02/06/2015 15:27:46] Dan (Annihilated): They love licking little chocolatey surprises from your ass
[02/06/2015 15:27:56] Dan (Annihilated): Just told you otherwise
[02/06/2015 15:27:57] Matt.: (yawn)
[02/06/2015 15:27:57] Dan (Annihilated): :D
[02/06/2015 15:28:10] Matt.: So you've never beaten a SLAP! player
[02/06/2015 15:28:15] Dan (Annihilated): Just found my reports
[02/06/2015 15:28:23] Dan (Annihilated): That night round.
[02/06/2015 15:28:30] Dan (Annihilated): (chuckle)
[02/06/2015 15:28:34] Matt.: funny, usually the players who call me out usually have some basis for their ego
[02/06/2015 15:28:58] Matt.: Ask Dark Fantasy for instance, managed to keep up with me at startup a couple of weeks back
[02/06/2015 15:29:06] Dan (Annihilated): I wouldn't exactly say I have an ego, I just like to spite you sometimes, it's fun
[02/06/2015 15:29:08] Matt.: Asked me for a 1v1 last weekend, lost.
[02/06/2015 15:29:41] Dan (Annihilated): If that means squaring up to you then whatever works I guess :D Doesn't mean I have an ego
[02/06/2015 15:29:58] Dan (Annihilated): But sure, everyone has an ego in some form or other
[02/06/2015 15:30:01] Matt.: sure, you manged to gain my attention and call you out
[02/06/2015 15:30:07] Matt.: If that's what you wanted, bravo
[02/06/2015 15:30:23] Matt.: Just be ready, try and prove somewhat a challenge
[02/06/2015 15:30:24] Dan (Annihilated): Well yeah, now I have an opportunity I otherwise wouldn't have had
[02/06/2015 15:30:39] Matt.: lol, I never back down from a 1v1
[02/06/2015 15:30:42] Matt.: by any player
[02/06/2015 15:30:42] Matt.: :d
[02/06/2015 15:30:47] Dan (Annihilated): Yeah I know, and I exploited that
[02/06/2015 15:30:55] Matt.: by getting a 1v1
[02/06/2015 15:30:58] Matt.: (clap)
[02/06/2015 15:30:58] Dan (Annihilated): Yup
[02/06/2015 15:31:29] Dan (Annihilated): (chuckle)
[02/06/2015 15:31:56 | Edited 15:32:05] Dan (Annihilated): I cba uploading these screeny's to show you, but you really 'beat' us that night round
[02/06/2015 15:32:24] Dan (Annihilated): So Saturday morning?
[02/06/2015 15:32:26] Matt.: cba doing a few clicks?
[02/06/2015 15:32:31] Matt.: Can't be that great of reports
[02/06/2015 15:32:31] Matt.: :d
[02/06/2015 15:32:43] Dan (Annihilated): I actually have somewhere to go :D
[02/06/2015 15:32:50] Matt.: ofc you do
[02/06/2015 15:32:53] Dan (Annihilated): I'm trying to hurry you up into arranging this thing
[02/06/2015 15:33:02 | Edited 15:33:06] Matt.: pretty sure I've already said
[02/06/2015 15:33:11] Dan (Annihilated): Time? Settings?
[02/06/2015 15:33:17] Matt.: Saturday morning
[02/06/2015 15:33:20] Dan (Annihilated): Anything else I should know?
[02/06/2015 15:33:23] Matt.: and I'm not a flippin fortune teller
[02/06/2015 15:33:26] Matt.: can't tell you the settings
[02/06/2015 15:33:27] Matt.: :D
[02/06/2015 15:33:49] Dan (Annihilated): Fair enough, didn't realise they weren't up yet
[02/06/2015 15:35:15] Dan (Annihilated): Oh, 1 thing
[02/06/2015 15:35:36] Dan (Annihilated): No prem features for the 1v1 other than FA/Prem account please ;)
[02/06/2015 15:35:42] Dan (Annihilated): Not even your 3 merchants
[02/06/2015 15:36:09] Dan (Annihilated): And if you must use the FA Script, keep it to a minimum :D
[02/06/2015 15:36:15] Dan (Annihilated): I expect fair play
[02/06/2015 15:36:35] Dan (Annihilated): Anything else, just message, I'll get back to you later
[02/06/2015 15:37:06] Matt.: for someone who claims to know so much about me and my tactics you are pitifully ignorant :D
[02/06/2015 15:37:17] Matt.: you work out how to dodge yet?
[02/06/2015 15:37:27] Matt.: I recommend you find out before saturday
[03/06/2015 01:56:34] Dan (Annihilated): Whatever you say (y)
[03/06/2015 01:59:27] Dan (Annihilated): Plus given your record don't think asking for a fair fight is ignorance. :D
[03/06/2015 12:21:14] Matt.: Giving me excuses already
[03/06/2015 12:21:53] Matt.: And you saying you wanted this fight :d
[06/06/2015 09:55:36] Matt.: ready?
[06/06/2015 10:54:55] Matt.: I'm afraid seeing as you didn't turn up, I had to pwn dorin in your place :(
[06/06/2015 10:55:40] Matt.: Defender: Captain DD
Destination: Captain DDs village (496|508) K54

Quantity: 439 0 938 0 5 75 0 0 0 0 1 0 300
Losses: 439 0 938 0 5 75 0 0 0 0 1 0 300
Attacker: Captain DD
Origin: Captain DDs village (496|508) K54

Quantity: 0 0 0 0 5 614 0 0 0 0 0 0
Losses: 0 0 0 0 5 614 0 0 0 0 0 0
Matt > All
[06/06/2015 11:22:15] Matt.: Defender: Captain DD
Destination: Captain DDs village (496|508) K54

Quantity: 92 0 0 0 200 0 0 0 35 19 0 0 0
Losses: 92 0 0 0 200 0 0 0 35 19 0 0 0
http://uks1.tribalwars.co.uk/public_report/d478ea17c8e1db4aa97eb50653d65304
[06/06/2015 17:02:22] Dan (Annihilated): Well done, unfortunately I was a bit hungover this morning, didn't get out of bed until mid-afternoon. Sorry for wasting your time that's a bit out of character for me.
If you still want a 1v1 I'd be happy to rearrange, and I'll be sure to drink less this time :D
[06/06/2015 19:42:51] Matt.: I gave you the chance
[06/06/2015 19:43:34] Matt.: you want this 1v1, ask for it on the forum. Rather have something to refer back to when I crush your ego
[08/06/2015 19:40:50] Dan (Annihilated): lmfao
[02:23:01] Dan (Annihilated): You asked me, remember? "Lets get this 1v1 sorted out, oh master of Tribalwars"
You backing out?
[09:30:29] Matt.: Then you never turned up as I recall
[09:30:35] Matt.: :D
[09:31:03] Matt.: Had to beat dorin in your place
[09:31:23] Matt.: You want a masters 1v1 pay for it yourself.
[12:21:09] Dan (Annihilated): I didn't mention a masters 1v1. Yes, I missed the 1v1 that you asked for. I think you should stop adding details where there are none. You're the challenger here.
[13:26:11] Matt.: And you never showed up.
[13:35:51] Dan (Annihilated): Sorry for not prioritising you, if you feel neglected we can still talk it out? ;)
[13:36:30] Matt.: I could give less of a shit.
[13:36:48] Matt.: Way I see it, and the way everyone sees it
[13:36:51] Matt.: is that you bottled it
[13:36:53] Matt.: :D
[13:37:49] Dan (Annihilated): You hit the nail on the head with that one, not sure how many bottles I had...
[13:38:07] Matt.: Keep giving me excuses
[13:38:09] Matt.: like I said
[13:38:12] Matt.: I don't give a shit
[13:38:12] Matt.: :D
[13:38:32] Dan (Annihilated): I'm sorry that I went out with my friends instead of giving you the attention you wanted, surely we can make this right? :D
[13:38:45] Matt.: You keep saying "I'm sorry"
[13:38:48] Matt.: so for the last time
[13:38:52] Matt.: I don't give a shit
[13:38:53] Matt.: :D
[13:38:59] Dan (Annihilated): But baby, you wanted this?
[13:39:04] Matt.: and I got it
[13:39:09] Matt.: You wimped out :)
[13:39:12] Dan (Annihilated): lmfao
[13:39:14] Matt.: nothing I can do about that, baby
[13:39:17] Dan (Annihilated): You're the one backing out now you mong :D
[13:39:28] Matt.: Told you how to get a 1v1 with me
[13:39:59] Dan (Annihilated): Masters? Let's not go down that route, you came to me with your terms, I accepted, now you're backing out of your own terms.
[13:40:07] Matt.: I know you're thick
[13:40:11] Dan (Annihilated): lmfao
[13:40:14] Matt.: so let me refresh your memory
[13:40:24] Matt.: I gave you the chance
you want this 1v1, ask for it on the forum. Rather have something to refer back to when I crush your ego
[13:40:34] Dan (Annihilated): I'm asking here.
[13:40:41] Matt.: and you already backed out here
[13:40:49] Dan (Annihilated): Nah I'm not even asking, I'm accepting your 1v1.
[13:40:52] Matt.: Go ask for it on the forum ;)
[13:40:58] Matt.: And I attended that 1v1
[13:41:01] Matt.: you wimped out
[13:41:02] Matt.: :D
[13:41:04] Dan (Annihilated): :D
[13:41:26] Dan (Annihilated): You know full well that's not the case, you'd just like to think you're big and scary
[13:41:42] Matt.: I am the best speed player on this server
[13:41:50] Dan (Annihilated): I'm here, I'm negotiating, if I pussied out then I wouldn't be doing thins
[13:41:52] Dan (Annihilated): lmfao
[13:41:59] Dan (Annihilated): That's a lie
[13:42:07] Matt.: You don't negotiate when you've wimped out
[13:42:11] Matt.: time for negotiating is over
[13:42:18] Matt.: Go call me out on the forum
[13:42:27] Dan (Annihilated): Already did
[13:42:31] Dan (Annihilated): I said I know more than you
[13:42:32] Matt.: Good boy
[13:42:44] Dan (Annihilated): I said I've won more rounds out of my last 15
[13:42:48] Dan (Annihilated): my current form is better than yours
[13:42:55] Dan (Annihilated): Feel free to prove me wrong
[13:43:04] Matt.: I don't need to prove shit
[13:43:06] Dan (Annihilated): Yes you do
[13:43:07] Matt.: I am the best
[13:43:08] Matt.: :d
[13:43:13] Dan (Annihilated): And no you're not.
[13:43:25] Matt.: some simple noob with 4 wins
[13:43:29] Matt.: doesn't change that
[13:43:30] Matt.: :D
[13:43:43] Matt.: I never refuse a 1v1, but seeing as you backed out of the last
[13:43:55] Matt.: I am simply telling you to challenge it on the forum
[13:44:00] Matt.: so that if you wimp out again
[13:44:03] Matt.: Everyone can see it
[13:44:04] Dan (Annihilated): How great would it be if the noob with 4 wins, who's only played 30 or so rounds, how great would it be if he beat the simpleton who has played hundred of rounds?
[13:44:04] Matt.: :D
[13:44:10] Dan (Annihilated): Makes quite a statement doesn't it.
[13:44:11] Matt.: Terms are non-negotiable
[13:44:25] Matt.: I'll look out for the thread on the forum, noob.
[13:44:36] Dan (Annihilated): Are you worried?
[13:44:40] Dan (Annihilated): What if it happened?
[13:44:49] Dan (Annihilated): What would people think of you?
[13:45:00] Dan (Annihilated): (chuckle)
[13:45:41] Dan (Annihilated): Hopefully I'll see you in a round sometime
[13:45:56] Matt.: And lose, like every other time
[13:45:57] Matt.: :D
[13:46:58] Dan (Annihilated): Again, what if you lose?
[13:47:11] Dan (Annihilated): What if all your gloating amounts to absolutely nothing?
[13:47:30] Matt.: Then go on the forum
[13:47:33] Matt.: and challenge me
[13:47:38] Matt.: :D
[13:47:57] Dan (Annihilated): If I haven't already made it clear, the answer to that is no
[13:48:06] Matt.: What a wimp you are
[13:48:11] Matt.: (rofl)
[13:48:15] Dan (Annihilated): Coming from the guy who won't 1v1
[13:48:27] Dan (Annihilated): You literally have nothing in this debate
[13:48:36] Matt.: This isn't a flipping debate
[13:48:41] Matt.: Go ask me on the forum for a 1v1
[13:48:45] Matt.: End of story
[13:48:45] Matt.: :D
[13:48:48] Dan (Annihilated): You asked me, so 1v1 me or you're just choking on your own words
[13:48:58] Matt.: AND YOU WIMPED OUT (rofl)
[13:49:26] Dan (Annihilated): See it however you want, but I wasn't prepared to get out of bed at 10am just to play a game
[13:49:27] Matt.: You know, last week I genuinely thought that you'd have the courage to face me
[13:49:32] Matt.: even out of stupidity
[13:49:37] Matt.: you're a joke
[13:49:50] Dan (Annihilated): You really do think you're the shit don't you?
[13:49:57] Dan (Annihilated): "Have the courage to face me"
[13:50:00] Dan (Annihilated): Wow
[13:50:20] Dan (Annihilated): You're not anywhere near as intimidating as you think you are
[13:50:24] Matt.: Coming from the guy who claims to be more knowledgeable about tribalwars
[13:50:26] Matt.: is laughable
[13:50:29] Dan (Annihilated): Because I am
[13:50:31] Dan (Annihilated): :D
[13:50:34] Matt.: but hey, I'll make it easy for you
[13:50:39] Dan (Annihilated): It is laughable that you're questioning it
[13:50:48] Matt.: I'm going to copy and paste a lot of this convo on your "Plz teach me how 2 dodge thread"
[13:50:55] Matt.: maybe then eh
[13:50:55] Matt.: :D
[13:51:04] Dan (Annihilated): Go for it buddy[13:51:14] Dan (Annihilated): Why not paste all of it whilst you're at it?
[13:51:24] Dan (Annihilated): Or are you worried I might have shown you up a few times?
[13:52:01] Dan (Annihilated): I'd even argue that you don't know half as much about this game as I do

Unfortunately annihilated wimped out of that 1v1, giving me pitiful excuses on the day. I gave him another opportunity to 1v1 me, he refused.

Tl;dr - Annihilated talks endlessly about a 1v1 but it only ever amounts into more talk :icon_rolleyes:

Annihilated, you're a joke and nobody thinks you're good at this game :lol:
 
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everyone who is reading more than the 1st line has less intelligence
 

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​Does Matt just wanna 1v1 anyone whose name starts with A?
 

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​Does Matt just wanna 1v1 anyone whose name starts with A?

Don't think so. I think he just dislikes anni a lot more than some of his longer time enemies such as Adrian. It's probably an age thing :lol:
 
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