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They want you as a new recruit
As some of you know, and most of you don’t care, 404 have been having a little bit of a scuffle with G.G/A.G over the last couple of weeks. The whys and the wherefores aren’t really important but suffice to say the G.G Horde is getting a bit worried. Despite outnumbering us 5:1 initially they were unable to make their weight of number count (probably due to the fact that the majority of the tribes are nubs with fewer than 2k). The brave co-duke of G.G alanhooks finally hit up on what G.G was missing in the fight again the evil 404…..about 300 more players!
Forging a mighty coalition of the willing the valiant Alan gathered a multi-tribe force to be spearheaded by the mighty G.G/A.G army (4 ½ spears and 2 axes at the last count). While George Bush’s similar coalition consisted of Albania, Kazakhstan and the Marshall Islands President Alan was able to summon the combined might of U.U, L-W, Smile, TRE and BL. Surly no one can stand before such an awesome alliance? (Edit: Just been pointed out by a kind former member that TRE and BL arn't in the Union, presumably the discussion faltered for some reason so it is just G.G, A.G, U.U, L-W and Smile....currently....)
Yup, not even Bi! Stand a chance again such a mighty foe. You heard it here first.
By the way, the above quote came from a secret meeting held on Skype that only the tribes councils were invited to. How did we get a full transcript of this meeting? Well if we told you where would all the fun come from?
However, at the 11th hour when everything seemed to be going so well, disaster struck! (Well ok, it was actually kind of happening from the start) Bitter factions emerged within the Union with infighting and accusations of who got to noble who and who was farming which villas. (We’re talking barbs of course, the Union hadn’t quite gotten around to attacking 404 yet as they’re still building up their troops….)
So the Union is teetering on the edge of oblivion. Will they be able to hold together? Will factionalism be put aside for the greater good? Will 404 be taken out before they get any bigger? YOU DECIDE!
That’s right, as things are going so badly for the Union I’ve decided to give them a helping hand. As of today I will be taking applicantions to join the Union. Perhaps if we can get 1000 or 2000 members then we can take over the Tribal World! Gwahahahaha!
Anyway, here are the requirements that you must fulfil before applying:
1. Irrational and/or pathological hated of 404 (and if you've never heard of Bi! that helps too)
2. Propensity to procrastinate and build troops for a week before losing them on a barbs wall.
3. Be as big a nub as possible
If applying as a tribe you must have
-over 80 members,
-an APP of under half of any decent tribe,
-50% or more of your tribe must be either inactive, or non-contributory to forums and ops
- a commitment to mass recruiting
-a minimum of 3 spies or more embedded in your tribe.
To apply please contact the Unions diplomat bella muerte
thank you
Long Live the Union!
(I would like to apologise publically to Alanhooks who found this PnP "offensive" and "nasty". This was never my intention and I sincearly hope that no-one else was offended by my use of military personal, native americans, law enforcment officers, bikers, cowboys and builders in an insensative setting. I would apologise in PM to Alanhook but he seems to have blocked me. I can only take this to mean that his favorite village person was the builder.)
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