Maggie Wallis
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No not the Axes that Dwarfs tuck into their belts.. the Tribe that has dominated this world from start right up to about 5 mins ago and no matter how many times they changes their name will always be Axes to those that love them...
So.. Axes.. the Tribe we all love to hate... that brings all together like Baden Powel could only dream about.. In a world where girl guides learnt how to cook and wash and other usefull things a wife should now how to do... and beavers lived in the woods...
Ohh.. yes.. the point.. hang on...
Ahh... Axes... they been number one longer than Bryan Adams and that lovely song from Robin of Hood could ever dream off...
Were not only the first tribe to noble.. but the first tribe to internal...
They are the exclusive club of all the Leet players that honour us with their pressence...
They refuse to give into inactivity although we all hope and try to encourage them too...
That I honestly love.. even though they rimmed me... as if there wasn't Axes to hate I'd have to go back to hatting myself...
Hang on.. I'm getting to the point.. I think... err...
Ohh yes...
Axes, they look at the map.. they like the look of a village.. they take it... regardless of who owns it... even if it's a tribe mate...
Can anyone stop them?
Nope...
Ebola tried... Epic FAIL...
tied.. Epic FAIL...
OUTLAW thought about it... EPIC fail and fought agmonst themsleves instead...
BOO! just try and scare each other...
So.. is there any hope for the rest of W9.. or should we all hope to follow the footsteps of such greats as Balleron and hope for an invite.. or turtle and hope we have enough D troops to pass the entrance exam...
well... yes...
Err... hang on.. I hear a rumour... I hear a rumour that there is such a tribe of maginficant heros that have match Axes from start to this day.. that have nobled them 1-1, point for point and are still here to fight on...
It's the biggest and the most epic (my new fav word) war W9 has ever seen and has gone totally unnoticed...
It's the war between Axes and TACO... WHAT i hear you say... (well someone in my head just said WHAT)...
Stats I hear you demand... (actually that might of been my dog..)
Side 1:
Tribes: Taco!
Side 2:
Tribes: AXES
Timeframe: Forever
Total conquers:
Side 1: 50
Side 2: 50
Difference: 0
Total conquers against opposite side:
Side 1: 12
Side 2: 12
Difference: 0
Points value of total conquers:
Side 1: 139,872
Side 2: 139,872
Difference: 0
Points value of total conquers against opposite side:
Side 1: 36,844
Side 2: 36,844
Difference: 0
Not only have TACO! noble more villages than any other tribe.. they've nobled more village from Axes than all the other tribes have nobled in total...
SO ALL HAIL THE GREAT TACO! not only tasty.. but healthy too if you have it with all the salad you can eat...
So in summary... you've got to love those TACO's... they might have members with ego's bigger than very big things.. but once you get chatting with them.. they are all good people.. and if I can't flame them.. (see above) I'll just have to go back to flamming myself and my eyebrows have only just grown back...
And to our overworked unloved and understood Mods... the only off topic posts in this threads are the ones by peeps that don't have a sense of humour...
P.s. Cory.. please can I have an invite to your premade for W10, W11, W12, W13... and I promise never to lose to inactivity and only noble my tribe mates...
P.P.s. my secretary will be along shortly to sort out the spelling mistakes...
So.. Axes.. the Tribe we all love to hate... that brings all together like Baden Powel could only dream about.. In a world where girl guides learnt how to cook and wash and other usefull things a wife should now how to do... and beavers lived in the woods...
Ohh.. yes.. the point.. hang on...
Ahh... Axes... they been number one longer than Bryan Adams and that lovely song from Robin of Hood could ever dream off...
Were not only the first tribe to noble.. but the first tribe to internal...
They are the exclusive club of all the Leet players that honour us with their pressence...
They refuse to give into inactivity although we all hope and try to encourage them too...
That I honestly love.. even though they rimmed me... as if there wasn't Axes to hate I'd have to go back to hatting myself...
Hang on.. I'm getting to the point.. I think... err...
Ohh yes...
Axes, they look at the map.. they like the look of a village.. they take it... regardless of who owns it... even if it's a tribe mate...
Can anyone stop them?
Nope...
Ebola tried... Epic FAIL...
tied.. Epic FAIL...
OUTLAW thought about it... EPIC fail and fought agmonst themsleves instead...
BOO! just try and scare each other...
So.. is there any hope for the rest of W9.. or should we all hope to follow the footsteps of such greats as Balleron and hope for an invite.. or turtle and hope we have enough D troops to pass the entrance exam...
well... yes...
Err... hang on.. I hear a rumour... I hear a rumour that there is such a tribe of maginficant heros that have match Axes from start to this day.. that have nobled them 1-1, point for point and are still here to fight on...
It's the biggest and the most epic (my new fav word) war W9 has ever seen and has gone totally unnoticed...
It's the war between Axes and TACO... WHAT i hear you say... (well someone in my head just said WHAT)...
Stats I hear you demand... (actually that might of been my dog..)
Side 1:
Tribes: Taco!
Side 2:
Tribes: AXES
Timeframe: Forever
Total conquers:
Side 1: 50
Side 2: 50
Difference: 0
Total conquers against opposite side:
Side 1: 12
Side 2: 12
Difference: 0
Points value of total conquers:
Side 1: 139,872
Side 2: 139,872
Difference: 0
Points value of total conquers against opposite side:
Side 1: 36,844
Side 2: 36,844
Difference: 0
Not only have TACO! noble more villages than any other tribe.. they've nobled more village from Axes than all the other tribes have nobled in total...
SO ALL HAIL THE GREAT TACO! not only tasty.. but healthy too if you have it with all the salad you can eat...
So in summary... you've got to love those TACO's... they might have members with ego's bigger than very big things.. but once you get chatting with them.. they are all good people.. and if I can't flame them.. (see above) I'll just have to go back to flamming myself and my eyebrows have only just grown back...
And to our overworked unloved and understood Mods... the only off topic posts in this threads are the ones by peeps that don't have a sense of humour...
P.s. Cory.. please can I have an invite to your premade for W10, W11, W12, W13... and I promise never to lose to inactivity and only noble my tribe mates...
P.P.s. my secretary will be along shortly to sort out the spelling mistakes...
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