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Through the villa keyhole
Good afternoon and welcome to this episode of through the villa keyhole on the panel this week are the dukes of TC and ER.
As ever our resident nosy parker Sir Big Bulge will be breaking into the HQ of a Tribal Duke to give us a insight to their thinking and all the panel have to do is guess which tribal duke it is and if they guess right Sir Big Bulge will return to the villa to present the Duke the Gold Plated Tribal Incompetence Trophy or the gold plated T.I.T award as we fondly call it.
So without further ado lets cross over to Sir Big Bulge as he Breaks into the Dukes Villa.
Welcome viewers let's see if you can guess which duke lives in a villa like this.
I’m stood in what can only be described as the pink study with its fluffy pink cushions and chinz pink throws definitely not the sort of room you expect a tribal duke to be planning from.
Lets take a walk over to the desk but first we need to just get round this shrine to Lord Alan Sugar and Glen Hoddle, very strange indeed as it is clear by the stack of wet wipes in front of the shrine indicates what sort of deprived and sick worshiping practice take place here.
The desk is rather cluttered but I can see it contains 3 books a first edition of Tribe Barb Munching for Dummies and a new copy of Lets all Turtle and a well thumbed copy of To Catch A Spy, clearly this is a desk of a Duke who is trans fixed with all the wrong elements of the game.
Crossing over to the fireplace I see a stack of invites waiting to be sent out to other tribal Dukes to the first Grand Alliance Disco Party with a footnote to bring your own cheese puffs and Tizer, He clearly likes to Party and hopes a Alliance Disco with help him achieve some common ground with other Dukes.
On the arm chair is a open DVD case entitled Improve your Size, just what sort of deprived Duke would need such material? lets have a quick look anyway .
On further inspection it appears to be a Tribal Wars training DVD from Acme Ltd, regarding taking in refugees and what the consequences of breaking a agreement could lead too. On the front is a pink sticky note with the name Superhoops and lots of kisses next to the name.
Finally, on the coffee table there is a dictaphone and a notepad with some scribbled notes on it and I can pick out the words: TC & ER Top Secret Meeting. Pressing "Play" on the Dictaphone we hear the crackling of a muffled recording:
So there we have it, what sort of depraved pink loving Duke lives in a villa like this?
Thank you Sir Big Bulge, over to the panel to see if they can guess the Duke and Tribe.
Oh its easy it has to be spurs all the way from A.F.A never has the golden T.I.T award been so deserved but I think another course of action needs to be taken as well and we all know what that is...............
Gather your axes - its time for WAR!
Good afternoon and welcome to this episode of through the villa keyhole on the panel this week are the dukes of TC and ER.
As ever our resident nosy parker Sir Big Bulge will be breaking into the HQ of a Tribal Duke to give us a insight to their thinking and all the panel have to do is guess which tribal duke it is and if they guess right Sir Big Bulge will return to the villa to present the Duke the Gold Plated Tribal Incompetence Trophy or the gold plated T.I.T award as we fondly call it.
So without further ado lets cross over to Sir Big Bulge as he Breaks into the Dukes Villa.
Welcome viewers let's see if you can guess which duke lives in a villa like this.
I’m stood in what can only be described as the pink study with its fluffy pink cushions and chinz pink throws definitely not the sort of room you expect a tribal duke to be planning from.
Lets take a walk over to the desk but first we need to just get round this shrine to Lord Alan Sugar and Glen Hoddle, very strange indeed as it is clear by the stack of wet wipes in front of the shrine indicates what sort of deprived and sick worshiping practice take place here.
The desk is rather cluttered but I can see it contains 3 books a first edition of Tribe Barb Munching for Dummies and a new copy of Lets all Turtle and a well thumbed copy of To Catch A Spy, clearly this is a desk of a Duke who is trans fixed with all the wrong elements of the game.
Crossing over to the fireplace I see a stack of invites waiting to be sent out to other tribal Dukes to the first Grand Alliance Disco Party with a footnote to bring your own cheese puffs and Tizer, He clearly likes to Party and hopes a Alliance Disco with help him achieve some common ground with other Dukes.
On the arm chair is a open DVD case entitled Improve your Size, just what sort of deprived Duke would need such material? lets have a quick look anyway .
On further inspection it appears to be a Tribal Wars training DVD from Acme Ltd, regarding taking in refugees and what the consequences of breaking a agreement could lead too. On the front is a pink sticky note with the name Superhoops and lots of kisses next to the name.
Finally, on the coffee table there is a dictaphone and a notepad with some scribbled notes on it and I can pick out the words: TC & ER Top Secret Meeting. Pressing "Play" on the Dictaphone we hear the crackling of a muffled recording:
“Hi guys on behalf of all our TC tribe members I would like to thank you for attending our secret meeting, but just before we start I just need to raise one Issue”
“Here we go another lecture from Astro about villa builds and troop numbers sigh”
“Actually DeadbyMistake the matter concerns you! Now you know this meeting is meant to be secret and discreet after all we have enough rumours on the external forums about our tribe relationship”
“yes of course i know that jeezze”
“well will you please reframe from coming to the meetings in your red polka dot dress with matching High heals its not very discreet is it you look like a red riding hood drag act”
“Just to let you know that recently Astro, whilst in putting my Mankini on , I gave serious consideration to a breast augmentation op, and buttock implants. But I'd just look even sillier than I already do, so I went for a nap instead.”
“just saying DeadbyMistake for future meetings maybe you can do what Relskunk712 does he discovered that by filling his mouth with a number of magnets and then dipping his chin into a bowl of iron filings he could achieve that rugged, designer stubble look as sported by George Michael and other extremely butch, fiercely heterosexual celebrities.”
“Right lets get down to business, as you will all be aware due to the limitations on this world unless we shake things up we could all be stuck here for a couple of years”
“I agree we need a dam good war to clear the decks so to speak”
“Well you will be pleased to know we managed to infiltrate players pc’s and launched our secret weapon..... The idiot test”
“The idiot Test? What the hell is that?”
“Let me explain DeadbyMistake”
“The Idiot test is a computer algorithm capable of identifying stupidity we analysed 20,000 TW accounts in the hope that it could pave the way for more sophisticated communication between humans and idiots - the Holy Grail of intelligence and too identify those who are just wasting their time by playing tribal wars.
The algorithm has been programmed to recognise idiocy - from slight to sheer - by analysing patterns of nobling and farming and behaviors indicating low intelligence, the algorithm had an impressive 99% per cent success rate in picking out the dim & doltish – and we programmed it to recognise pudding-heads by watching the members of tribes playing the tribal wars game.
From this it was taught to recognise patterns of bad play and behaviours which indicate the perpetrator hasn't a single clue.
And the upshot of it all it has identified just one tribe that meets all the above criteria”
“which tribe did it say”
“A.F.A of course”
“I heard a rumour the leader Spurs All The Way likes to be and is worshiped as a hero in A.F.A”
“Only if the definition of hero has changed to a middle of the road kind of hero that’s faster than a thing that’s a bit slower than him and stronger than a cup of tea made by a blind grandmother! while being intelligent as a medium difficulty Sudoku puzzle-solver!”
“So in conclusion its time to declare on A.F.A do we all agree?”
“yes”
“yes”
It looks like a world shake up is coming from what we heard them saying in that meeting looks like its going to be fun
“Here we go another lecture from Astro about villa builds and troop numbers sigh”
“Actually DeadbyMistake the matter concerns you! Now you know this meeting is meant to be secret and discreet after all we have enough rumours on the external forums about our tribe relationship”
“yes of course i know that jeezze”
“well will you please reframe from coming to the meetings in your red polka dot dress with matching High heals its not very discreet is it you look like a red riding hood drag act”
“Just to let you know that recently Astro, whilst in putting my Mankini on , I gave serious consideration to a breast augmentation op, and buttock implants. But I'd just look even sillier than I already do, so I went for a nap instead.”
“just saying DeadbyMistake for future meetings maybe you can do what Relskunk712 does he discovered that by filling his mouth with a number of magnets and then dipping his chin into a bowl of iron filings he could achieve that rugged, designer stubble look as sported by George Michael and other extremely butch, fiercely heterosexual celebrities.”
“Right lets get down to business, as you will all be aware due to the limitations on this world unless we shake things up we could all be stuck here for a couple of years”
“I agree we need a dam good war to clear the decks so to speak”
“Well you will be pleased to know we managed to infiltrate players pc’s and launched our secret weapon..... The idiot test”
“The idiot Test? What the hell is that?”
“Let me explain DeadbyMistake”
“The Idiot test is a computer algorithm capable of identifying stupidity we analysed 20,000 TW accounts in the hope that it could pave the way for more sophisticated communication between humans and idiots - the Holy Grail of intelligence and too identify those who are just wasting their time by playing tribal wars.
The algorithm has been programmed to recognise idiocy - from slight to sheer - by analysing patterns of nobling and farming and behaviors indicating low intelligence, the algorithm had an impressive 99% per cent success rate in picking out the dim & doltish – and we programmed it to recognise pudding-heads by watching the members of tribes playing the tribal wars game.
From this it was taught to recognise patterns of bad play and behaviours which indicate the perpetrator hasn't a single clue.
And the upshot of it all it has identified just one tribe that meets all the above criteria”
“which tribe did it say”
“A.F.A of course”
“I heard a rumour the leader Spurs All The Way likes to be and is worshiped as a hero in A.F.A”
“Only if the definition of hero has changed to a middle of the road kind of hero that’s faster than a thing that’s a bit slower than him and stronger than a cup of tea made by a blind grandmother! while being intelligent as a medium difficulty Sudoku puzzle-solver!”
“So in conclusion its time to declare on A.F.A do we all agree?”
“yes”
“yes”
It looks like a world shake up is coming from what we heard them saying in that meeting looks like its going to be fun
So there we have it, what sort of depraved pink loving Duke lives in a villa like this?
Thank you Sir Big Bulge, over to the panel to see if they can guess the Duke and Tribe.
Oh its easy it has to be spurs all the way from A.F.A never has the golden T.I.T award been so deserved but I think another course of action needs to be taken as well and we all know what that is...............
Gather your axes - its time for WAR!
