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Let us start a tale, of a tribe who decided to decided to declare against us in the Avaz. Our wee little tribe of Avalonians has been somewhat overlooked by the critics, and we have enjoyed this peace to slowly build up our armies without getting too noticed.
A week or so ago, a friend of mine with a tiny 800 point village started getting attacks from some bigger players in the area, all from the same tribe, Aver.
Naturally, as I was sitting my unfortunate friends account, I wondered what the heck was going on! What risk did a small 800 point village pose to the neighbours? Well, I say neighbours, some of the attacks coming in were long range, not only that, they were losing more troops than what they were able to farm. (They seemed to have forgotten about a wee thing called morale...)
Fear the spear nuke!
So, my dearest Kilroy was put to task to see what was going on...
Stealing his farms? Jeeze, how much space does this dude want?! None of our members are even in his 15x15!
So fine, you want some enemies, you got some enemies... seems silly given that so few of our members are near Aver. :icon_rolleyes:
Attacks quietened down on our small friend, and all seemed quiet in the land. One of our members decided to take a pop at his nearest Aver village:
He had some retaliation, not from Aver, but from O~O. O~O you say? What's that got to do with anything? Well, our man Red thought the same thing until, lo and behold, he received a curious mail!!
At this juncture, I will point out the stats, which no doubt somebody will start bleating about:
Side 1:
Tribes: Avaz
Players:
Side 2:
Tribes: AVER
Players:
Timeframe: Forever
Total conquers against opposite side:
Side 1: 0
Side 2: 7
Difference: 7
Points value of total conquers against opposite side:
Side 1: 0
Side 2: 42,784
Difference: 42,784
On the surface, it looks brilliant for Aver. However... note that all the villages that were taken were from inactive members, who have consequently been removed from our tribe. They weren't even brave enough to take on the active members of our tribe. Just like nobling barbs! Oh correction, they did pick on our little Urban Militia... but picking on someone that size isn't exactly admirable. (I'm obviously speaking to those of you with morals, and those of you who see the skill in taking on a player your own size.)
Wanting further fuel to add to the PnP, Kilroy went off to taunt the Aver Duchess...
So bigger fish that are apparently getting fried, I would wish you luck, but evidently, I doubt you'll need it. :icon_wink:
A week or so ago, a friend of mine with a tiny 800 point village started getting attacks from some bigger players in the area, all from the same tribe, Aver.
Naturally, as I was sitting my unfortunate friends account, I wondered what the heck was going on! What risk did a small 800 point village pose to the neighbours? Well, I say neighbours, some of the attacks coming in were long range, not only that, they were losing more troops than what they were able to farm. (They seemed to have forgotten about a wee thing called morale...)
Fear the spear nuke!
So, my dearest Kilroy was put to task to see what was going on...
Stealing the dukes farms?! Omigodzorz!
Lets have a look at how many of our members are actually near the Aver duke, shall we?!
Avaz
Aver
gandolf the huge
Lets have a look at how many of our members are actually near the Aver duke, shall we?!
Avaz
Aver
gandolf the huge
Stealing his farms? Jeeze, how much space does this dude want?! None of our members are even in his 15x15!
So fine, you want some enemies, you got some enemies... seems silly given that so few of our members are near Aver. :icon_rolleyes:
Attacks quietened down on our small friend, and all seemed quiet in the land. One of our members decided to take a pop at his nearest Aver village:
He had some retaliation, not from Aver, but from O~O. O~O you say? What's that got to do with anything? Well, our man Red thought the same thing until, lo and behold, he received a curious mail!!
So what is this then? Declare on someone and get some new mates to do the dirty work?! Goodness me O~O, why oh why did you decide on alliance with such fiends!! Avaz started attacking Aver?! Dear oh dear, Aver, you do like the porky pies!
And keeping your own members out the loop? Dictatorships rarely work 'yo!
Being backhanded doesn't win you any friends Aver!O~O tribe member today at 07:06
They have poduced atacks on Jraughter and no other evidence has come forward
I will take no further action in this dispute and i belive his tribe will not get involved as they hav not responded as far as i can tell yo his calls 4 hlp.
Not sure if free trade is up but if it is will send resources to u in form of compensation.
Should hav smelt a rat from the off!!
Accept my appologise for the attacks was working off trust within an alliance
Can we say this matter is closed except for any help u need to regain what was destroyed taken ?
At this juncture, I will point out the stats, which no doubt somebody will start bleating about:
Side 1:
Tribes: Avaz
Players:
Side 2:
Tribes: AVER
Players:
Timeframe: Forever
Total conquers against opposite side:
Side 1: 0
Side 2: 7
Difference: 7
Points value of total conquers against opposite side:
Side 1: 0
Side 2: 42,784
Difference: 42,784
On the surface, it looks brilliant for Aver. However... note that all the villages that were taken were from inactive members, who have consequently been removed from our tribe. They weren't even brave enough to take on the active members of our tribe. Just like nobling barbs! Oh correction, they did pick on our little Urban Militia... but picking on someone that size isn't exactly admirable. (I'm obviously speaking to those of you with morals, and those of you who see the skill in taking on a player your own size.)
Wanting further fuel to add to the PnP, Kilroy went off to taunt the Aver Duchess...
Ominous ending, but we took it to mean that they actually don't want to fight us any more. Oh, okay then. Not that we saw much point in it anyway. Seems a shame that all this lovely PnP has been written for nowt, I had intended it to be far longer, but as "war" is over, there is little point continuing. Rather than let it go to waste, I thought I would share it with you. Perhaps it will serve as a giggle to the bigger fish, or maybe it will make Aver members realise how rubbish their tribe really is. Or maybe O~O will see Aver for the rapscallions that they are!
So bigger fish that are apparently getting fried, I would wish you luck, but evidently, I doubt you'll need it. :icon_wink:
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