DeletedUser7967
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Alright everyone - story time! If you could all sit in a circle. Yes, like that. Now, before we start I would like to remind you all that this story might be a bit inaccurate at the detail as it has been passed down verbally through generations. Well, here we go:
Once upon a time a furry creature equipped with claws, fangs and a wide variety of flees took upon itself the task of leading a group of kittens toward victory. We shall call this furry creature Pussycat Norris.
For the time being Mr. Norris and his gang of furry felines lived in peace and prosperity - feeding off the stray mice and unfortunate birds. This paradise didn't last long though. Cats, as you properly know, have a refined sense of smell - and as time passed a rotn stench started spreading all over the green fields, lakes and forests of K54.
The poor kittens didn't know what to do, and in their time of horror Mr. Pussycat Norris decided the source of this rotn stench had to be located and eliminated. Legend says these events triggered what is known as the "kitty got neutered" war.
Anyhow, the kittens located a gang of smelly, long-toothed rodents known as "Rodents Only like Trash-Nomming" - or ROTN for short.
You see, at first the cats were controlling the fight. Tracking down these rodents wasn't that hard a job - afterall the stench was reeking out of every pit the rodents lived in. The morale among the rodent gang was dropping fast - it seemed like a one-way trip to extinction, and the cats were only just starting.
Suddenly, however, a couple of committed rodents emerged from the pits. No-one seemed to know where these two individuals came from. What made them stand out, however, was the fact that these rodents didn't smell all that bad - they even seemed "clean". We shall call them Mick and Paulo.
Mick and Paulo took over the job of leading the gang of smelly rodents. One after one the rodents went through an obligatory account sit - also known as a shower and a pit-cleanup. The gang was re-motivated, aggressive and most importantly committed. They now go by the name "The Commitments". This would mark the point at which the tides of the war turned.
slowly the rodents gained momentum on the kittens that now were the ones to face despair. The ferocious rodents hit one soft spot after the other and slowly broke down the poor band of kittycats. Simply by neutering them one at a time.
One of the first kittens to be neutered proved to have the properties of a duck hiding in cats clothing.
A dizzy one at that. These properties probably was due to his upbringing.
The neutering kept on for weeks. Distressed the kittens were giving up while Mr. Norris tried to revive some of their old motivation. This would prove futile. As neutering came closer and closer Mr. Norris decided to give up on the devastated bunch of kittens that were now without leadership.
Quickly hereafter the kittens disbanded. The individuals either quit, went solo or converted to commitmentism or underism.
And that, my dear friends, was the legend of the "kitty got neutered" war. May the world never again see such a massacre. (other massacres, though, we don't mind)
I'll leave you with this:
Once upon a time a furry creature equipped with claws, fangs and a wide variety of flees took upon itself the task of leading a group of kittens toward victory. We shall call this furry creature Pussycat Norris.
For the time being Mr. Norris and his gang of furry felines lived in peace and prosperity - feeding off the stray mice and unfortunate birds. This paradise didn't last long though. Cats, as you properly know, have a refined sense of smell - and as time passed a rotn stench started spreading all over the green fields, lakes and forests of K54.
The poor kittens didn't know what to do, and in their time of horror Mr. Pussycat Norris decided the source of this rotn stench had to be located and eliminated. Legend says these events triggered what is known as the "kitty got neutered" war.
Anyhow, the kittens located a gang of smelly, long-toothed rodents known as "Rodents Only like Trash-Nomming" - or ROTN for short.
You see, at first the cats were controlling the fight. Tracking down these rodents wasn't that hard a job - afterall the stench was reeking out of every pit the rodents lived in. The morale among the rodent gang was dropping fast - it seemed like a one-way trip to extinction, and the cats were only just starting.
Suddenly, however, a couple of committed rodents emerged from the pits. No-one seemed to know where these two individuals came from. What made them stand out, however, was the fact that these rodents didn't smell all that bad - they even seemed "clean". We shall call them Mick and Paulo.
Mick and Paulo took over the job of leading the gang of smelly rodents. One after one the rodents went through an obligatory account sit - also known as a shower and a pit-cleanup. The gang was re-motivated, aggressive and most importantly committed. They now go by the name "The Commitments". This would mark the point at which the tides of the war turned.
slowly the rodents gained momentum on the kittens that now were the ones to face despair. The ferocious rodents hit one soft spot after the other and slowly broke down the poor band of kittycats. Simply by neutering them one at a time.
One of the first kittens to be neutered proved to have the properties of a duck hiding in cats clothing.
A dizzy one at that. These properties probably was due to his upbringing.
The neutering kept on for weeks. Distressed the kittens were giving up while Mr. Norris tried to revive some of their old motivation. This would prove futile. As neutering came closer and closer Mr. Norris decided to give up on the devastated bunch of kittens that were now without leadership.
Quickly hereafter the kittens disbanded. The individuals either quit, went solo or converted to commitmentism or underism.
And that, my dear friends, was the legend of the "kitty got neutered" war. May the world never again see such a massacre. (other massacres, though, we don't mind)
I'll leave you with this:
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