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My reasons as to why the UK is better than the USA
Here's some funnier but true ones I found on the web:
Top 50 reasons why Britain is better than America
Most Favorite
I like America. Every time the News comes on, America has always done something completely random and made themselves fools of again ^_^
They're kind of like the accident-prone kid in the playground. You can't help but laugh :lol:
- Britain hasn't lost every war it's ever been in alone.
- Although obesity is a problem, we're not as fat as the US.
- FOX isn't over here.
- Reliable news reports.
- Our special forces don't kill the prisoners they're meant to rescue.
- Our country has never been over run (Well except back in Medieval times). Whereas America has been ass-raped by nearly every country in the world.
- 911
- Crime rates.
- We've named every sport the US plays (Except they changed the name so their public wouldn't realize).
Football > Soccer
Rugby > Football
Rounders > Baseball
- Wikileaks (Lol). If that's what they're releasing to the media just imagine what they're releasing to apposing countries.
- A man from the UK managed to hack into American missile-controlled computers. Too easy, he said.
- We have loyalty.
- We're not seen as the World's joke.
- We don't have people like Thirsty (phew)
- The majority of our population is well-educated.
- NHS
- James Bond.
- We named most of your city's and states.
- We have a much better quality in military. Apparently America has killed more friendlies than foe. They're army has is also known to suffer paranoia and fire on civilians or themselves.
- Our country wasn't saved by France.
- We have better comedians.
- We're better looking.
- Our leadership has always been better.
- We don't have internal arguments about whether Britain is decent or not. We already know we're awesome.
Just to name some from the top of my head
- Although obesity is a problem, we're not as fat as the US.
- FOX isn't over here.
- Reliable news reports.
- Our special forces don't kill the prisoners they're meant to rescue.
- Our country has never been over run (Well except back in Medieval times). Whereas America has been ass-raped by nearly every country in the world.
- 911
- Crime rates.
- We've named every sport the US plays (Except they changed the name so their public wouldn't realize).
Football > Soccer
Rugby > Football
Rounders > Baseball
- Wikileaks (Lol). If that's what they're releasing to the media just imagine what they're releasing to apposing countries.
- A man from the UK managed to hack into American missile-controlled computers. Too easy, he said.
- We have loyalty.
- We're not seen as the World's joke.
- We don't have people like Thirsty (phew)
- The majority of our population is well-educated.
- NHS
- James Bond.
- We named most of your city's and states.
- We have a much better quality in military. Apparently America has killed more friendlies than foe. They're army has is also known to suffer paranoia and fire on civilians or themselves.
- Our country wasn't saved by France.
- We have better comedians.
- We're better looking.
- Our leadership has always been better.
- We don't have internal arguments about whether Britain is decent or not. We already know we're awesome.
Just to name some from the top of my head
Here's some funnier but true ones I found on the web:
Top 50 reasons why Britain is better than America
Most Favorite
23-Americans have their oh so old great monuments, most of which my house is older than
I like America. Every time the News comes on, America has always done something completely random and made themselves fools of again ^_^
They're kind of like the accident-prone kid in the playground. You can't help but laugh :lol: