Funny profiles and InGame messages

[DeletedUser]

No Ryan, not too random...

jiomia today at 20:06
you are the player from your tribe who has taken the most villages from inactives players
tell your friends to send me attacks
i want to lose my villages

Jaigosian today at 20:09
Want me to send that mail that you sent me about how you hate [ally]G.F[/ally]?

If you dont, change your attitude towards me.

Regards.

P.S: Ive taken 50 or so out of 167... Not 'the most'.
Ive nobled most of those 50, because they was right on my door step.

jiomia today at 20:12
ok you are good player
hahah
yes i hate gf
i play on my own
they aren't good players
tell them whatever you want
hahah

Jaigosian today at 20:14
No they definately aint good players...
Wait till we get going, we're really gonna hurt them.

jiomia today at 20:20
look virtus have only 1 good player
all the others are.....
like you
i think you aren't good player
the only one is clamj....
aaa
and tess tickle because give her advise how to play

Jaigosian today at 20:33
Lol, what ever.

Its a shame i wasn't closer to your tribe, then you'd see how good i am.

And... Eh, you wanna look at your own account before giving me lectures.

If you was that good, you would NOT be in [ally]G.F[/ally].

jiomia today at 20:36
hahah you have right
but i will attack them when i finish with some villages

Jaigosian today at 20:46
[player]Jiomia[/player] villges conquers...

22 - Barbs.
4 - Tribeless Players.
6 - Inactives.
30 - Villages lost... --> Lmfao.

32 out 74... Thats almost half...



[player]Jaigosian[/player] village conquers...

27 - Barbs.
11 - Tribeless Players.
67 - Inactives. (19 was due to an account merger, Aeros09 is my co-player)
2 - Villages lost..

86 out 167... Thats almost half...


Ive nobled more ACTIVE players that you have total villages.

Bye now.

jiomia today at 20:59
ok
hahah you are the best

Jaigosian today at 21:14
Not really, but i never mailed you saying you was crap either did i?

jiomia today at 21:15
good night

My maths aint as good as it should be... Ive been drinking all day, but you catch my drift? :lol:

Lol.

 

[DeletedUser]

Ya lol. Bet G.F will keep him for the points anyways lol

 

[DeletedUser]

This guy really is full of lolz

jiomia on 10.04. at 12:08
bb

asob on 10.04. at 12:15
?

jiomia on 10.04. at 12:16
you are my idol in the game

asob on 10.04. at 12:25
Yep.

jiomia on 10.04. at 12:27
i want some advise my friend
how can i take a village from you?

asob on 10.04. at 12:32
Yep.

jiomia on 10.04. at 12:37
how many account do you play?

asob on 10.04. at 12:38
Yep.

jiomia on 10.04. at 12:47
qwhqwoqjjiqowqkiopiojqqehehwwhy

asob on 10.04. at 12:50
Yep.

jiomia on 10.04. at 12:51
uuyuyukyghrhhygkukuyyklyhklykyhujuhhjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllll

asob on 10.04. at 20:25
Yep.

jiomia on 10.04. at 20:59
jkwjhkwsKQWHJKWQKHKQWHJKQW

asob today at 00:25
Yep.

jiomia today at 00:25
kjlqwkjlqwkkqwjlkqw

asob today at 10:50
erm. yep.

 

[DeletedUser]

a conversation i just had with mpatman after he sent a single 40 hour attack at me (spear speed)

The Nobbler today at 22:30
spear nukes... really?

mpatman today at 22:32
yes that is a farm space of spears so look out!

mpatman today at 22:35
ever see the 300?

The Nobbler today at 22:42
ive seen a film called 300, ive never seen a film called 'the 300' ?? (because it doesn't exist)

mpatman today at 22:45
IN YOUR FACE NOBBLER!!!

they coming to get you...





they will pillage all your resources....




they will kill your archers.....





they are coming......





all of them...







here they come......





IN YOUR FACE !!!!!





they are coming for you......




They will not be stopped......







nothing will stop them.....

The Nobbler today at 22:54
k, now i remember why i always block TEAM members.

goodbye.

after this he sent another attack at me from 60 hours away at ram speed, he showed me.

 

[DeletedUser]

Oh common! Thats funny.

I dont see anyway in which you insulted his intelligence, sadly only your own :icon_rolleyes:

 

[DeletedUser]

That was pretty awesome! what was the outcome

 

[DeletedUser]

dunno his 2 attacks havnt landed yet? ill tell ya next week.

 

[DeletedUser]

a conversation i just had with mpatman after he sent a single 40 hour attack at me (spear speed)

after this he sent another attack at me from 60 hours away at ram speed, he showed me.

i= love mpatman now.. that was brilliant.. Nobbler, you gotta lighten up mate..

 

[DeletedUser]

Jiomia's wit and sarc knows no bounds it seems... :icon_rolleyes:

Jaigosian on 14.05. at 19:16
Hi Jimmy.
Hows you?

You happy now i have the fastest growing ODA and ODD on UK2 now?
Give me a week and ill have the fastest noble count *again* also.


That'll be me having the best growth of all 3 main stats...

jiomia today at 02:45
excellent yes you are the best
lol you are my idol
bb jimmy

Jaigosian today at 08:30
I was expecting something whitty and clever...
I just realised i sent this to you and not someone with a mental illness, lol.

Ill send this mail to a 3 year old next, i might get good reply and not the same old, boring drivvel you talk...

Yes...
The man is a 'special' little person. :lol:

 

[DeletedUser]

That's hilarious. I am suprised he didn't bombard you with messages.

I would publish my conversation with him but it may offend the ladies out there!

 

[DeletedUser]

You should publish it & show everyone his true colours.

 

[DeletedUser]

Okay you twisted my arm then. The guys is nuts but at least some of his tribe emailed me to say don't pay much attention to what he says. His comment that is censored (****) did go a bit far but the rest was just comical.

jiomia on 13.05. at 10:59
restart pcraplsorts

pcrasplot on 13.05. at 11:00
i can't restart unless I have only one village left....maybe you can help me?

jiomia on 13.05. at 11:01
yes very easy for me
i will help you dont worry
im coming up soon

pcrasplot on 13.05. at 11:01
great

I will open my gates and welcome the Glorious GF troops. lol

jiomia on 13.05. at 11:08
yes you have right
open your **** im coming

pcrasplot on 13.05. at 11:10
ah too far mate....what if I was a girl and you say that? Not nice!

jiomia on 13.05. at 11:11
im a girl
so i think is cute

pcrasplot on 13.05. at 11:35
Profile
Age: 10
Gender: male
Location: KEA ELLINIKOU

Personal text
I HATE THE CHICKENS BUT I LIKE THEIRS EGGS

jiomia on 13.05. at 11:36
no im a girl
jiomia from joana

jiomia on 13.05. at 12:35
yeah continue little boy

pcrasplot on 13.05. at 12:36
continue what? your profile says your a male. you say your a girl.

jiomia on 13.05. at 12:37
and my profil is saying that im 10
but im 24 ...........

pcrasplot on 13.05. at 12:39
so clearly I have no idea who or what you are so what have I to continue?

jiomia on 13.05. at 12:41
oufffffffffff
how old are you my baby?

pcrasplot on 13.05. at 12:42
why?

jiomia on 13.05. at 12:43
are you straight?

pcrasplot on 13.05. at 12:46
ah i see where this is going...

what does it matter if I am straight or not? what does it matter what age I am? why do you care if I am male or female? This aint a chat up service. it's a game

jiomia on 13.05. at 12:49
lol
hahahahahaha
you are my idol
hahahahaha
how i.....are you?
im a man and not a girl
you made me laughing
and you are ........
press delete it is the best for you
you cant play here

pcrasplot on 13.05. at 12:53
I have the same number of villages as you and only took this account in January and I am equal to your points.

So if I can't play I am afraid neither can you as we are almost identical size.

jiomia on 13.05. at 17:47
okkkkkkkkk
you have right but i have an answer

jiomia on 13.05. at 17:47
82 khan the master 2,58 Mio.
83 pcrasplot 2,58 Mio.
84 seanswill 2,56 Mio.

your oda
very good continue

jiomia on 13.05. at 17:48
Rank Name Defeated
1 Traviscoob 10,76 Mio.
2 SamuelJW 8,42 Mio.
3 jiomia 8,13 Mio.


hahahah
lol only 80 places lower
yes you are very good barbarian fighter

pcrasplot on 13.05. at 17:56
pcrasplot today at 12:53
I have the same number of villages as you and only took this account in January and I am equal to your points.

So if I can't play I am afraid neither can you as we are almost identical size.

Name: jiomia
Conquers: 207 (+176-31) - 31!!!!
Points: 1.181.707
Villages: 129

Name: pcrasplot
Conquers: 157 (+154-3)
Points: 1.166.666
Villages: 131

My OD is quite small but thats what happens when everyone quits around you....

come a little closer an see what my OD goes to.

jiomia on 13.05. at 17:58
ok i will come
the same told me alikaramba and now is quitting
go pcrcalot go
!!!
jiomia is coming
i lost these villages if you see in the begging when i didnt have the account

pcrasplot on 13.05. at 18:00
great I will prepare the feast for your arrival.

If you want to make it really interesting then we could both leave each others tribes and fight ONE on ONE?

jiomia on 13.05. at 18:02
ok but i have taking 20 easy villages from virtus firstly

pcrasplot on 13.05. at 18:07
thought so

 

[DeletedUser]

heres a message i got off a tribe with a membership of one. :lol:

TheGeneral on 25.05. at 22:28
I would wish diplomatic relationships with you.

I do not know how to 'bb code' or what that means. I do want to live in peace and obtain a visa into your country, however. I am an imigrant looking for protection from my own family.

Yours forever

Gen

i checked out his stats page, this guy used to be in team LOL

 

[DeletedUser]

Haha that was awesome. Why does Virtus get all the fun emails?

 

[DeletedUser]

coz noone has put my mails up.. probably coz theyd get banned for the swearing content, the explicit material and the general meanness to them

 

[DeletedUser]

heres a message i got off a tribe with a membership of one. :lol:



i checked out his stats page, this guy used to be in team LOL

are you that nieve, the general would make you skip anderson,,FACT, wont be long before he is making one of your mob skip along..hes obviously having a laugh at your expense,,lol, definatly now thats for sure..

 

[DeletedUser]

My favourite mail so far has been the following:

keltic1888 today at 00:22
Dear Team

TO CLAIM VICTORY IN THE FORUMS OVER P.B.M. THEN YOU NEED WILL NEED TO EARN IT

BUT WILL IT BE THE NUMBER 2 TRIBE VERSUS THE NUMBER 13 TRIBE OR ARE YOU NOT BIG ENOUGH TO TAKE US ON YOUR OWN DO YOU NEED THE HELP OF 3 OTHER TRIBES TO TAKE US OUT?

Lets draw the lines of battle

There is a lot to take in so please read carefully.

Here is the plan you may be comming now but this is not the time for us to panic!
Its time for you to die.

I will make the plan as simple as I can for everyone on both defense and attack fronts.

If you send a SINGLE attack we will DODGE all you will find is an empty village.

MULTIPLE attacks will be TAGGED.

Your scouts will be dodged nothing to add to your forums in the future, which by the way make nice reading.

Incoming NOBLE TRAINS will meet the TRIPWIRE.

This plan has more than one level.

For every village Team attack, not take but attack, we as a tribe will take 3 of your barb villas, we will ruin your farms and leave you open to your enemies.

For every Village you take we will grab 6.

And finally the third level.
We will be defending and using TRIPWIRES in the west against TEAM, in the south and east we will be attacking on one of our enemies and taking their villages.

In 3 moves across the map, we will be defending, growing and attacking.

To add insult to your upcoming injuries we will publish EVERY one of your attacks in the external forums for all to see so team enemies can see where you are weakest.

Our blades are sharp our trenches are dug.
To quote Robbie Williams

COME AND HAVE A GO IF YOU THINK YOUR HARD ENOUGH!

Regards

[ally]P.B.M.

KELTIC1888
DAVEASH
TRIMGYM

Stinboy
Well what can I say?

Thanks for this.

I had spaghetti bolognese for my tea (homemade). My favourite colour is purple. I don't like mashed potato. I have an imaginary friend called Zebedee. I prefer felt tips to crayons. I like giraffes better than zebras. Did you know that the capital of Liechtenstein is Vaduz (pronounced Va - duth)?

I could go on - but it's all a bit irrelevant would you not say?

Stin

 

[DeletedUser]

wszech mogoncy... on 19.05. at 16:35
Can I join your alliance? if not what do I need to meet the conditions?
quest2005 on 19.05. at 17:59
Nope.
wszech mogoncy... on 19.05. at 18:27
and why? What do I need to do to join you?
quest2005 on 19.05. at 19:03
Look at our stats. 1m+ more points, 100+ more vills & a relocation to a K we're in!! LMAO
wszech mogoncy... on 19.05. at 19:06
good good understand ... and do not insult animals

What's the insulting animals bit about???

 

[DeletedUser]

This is from the 'mummy' of GF.............

Spoiler: Sex Pest

ching1933 today at 20:36
Do you wanna know what my boys are like?I can show you how

ching xx

Juke Airlines today at 20:37
I think I'll pass thanks, I'm not into weird stuff. Hope they got plenty of nukes.

ching1933 today at 20:41
Weird stuff?No its isnt weird,I can assure you that

Okay,its up to you then.Im just sad coz Im offering you a chance and you turn it down

Not the lady expected from you.

Oh and yes we have big,strong,powerful nukes ready.

You will be happy having one.

Ching xx

ching1933 today at 20:59
So you dont wanna know then?

Juke Airlines today at 21:51
Ive seen reports of your 'big, strong, powerful nukes'...........nothing to brag about, in fact if they were mine I'd not send them out of embarassment.

ching1933 today at 22:34
Oh,its not me I meant.Im just a small player still trying to grow up.

But dont worry,you will have what you are wishing for,just wait and its not coming from me

Yours will be blown up lol.So enjoy it as long as you have it coz you will cry after our big,strong powerful nukes hit your lol.

Juke Airlines today at 22:37
Lmao, I doubt it very much, only people gonna be crying are [ally]G.F[/ally].

ching1933 today at 23:16
You wish

Juke Airlines today at 23:18
LOL ask your 'boys' about there trashed nukes.

Lmfao

ching1933 today at 23:23
Well,I dont want boys bullying me.

Go to your mama now and cry on her lap.

Youre not a man enough for me.Talking to you just makes me puke,sick to my stomach atm.

Juke Airlines today at 23:25
Lmao, rejection hurts dont it. Dont worry, I'm sure one of your 'boys' will console you.

ching1933 today at 23:26
Are you gay then?lol

Juke Airlines today at 23:27
No, are you?

ching1933 today at 23:28
You can add me on skype and see for yourself how I look

Juke Airlines today at 23:31
No thanks, I'm very choosy.

ching1933 today at 23:31
choosy?Try me

ching1933 today at 23:32
or youre just a scared little boy,arent you?

Juke Airlines today at 23:32
No thanks, youre too desperate, and I have high standards, that you dont meet.

ching1933 today at 23:36
Hahaha lol!

You really making me laugh now.Youre funny and no taste at all.

I can sense people when they talk,by the words coming out from them.

And Im sure you got nothing that I like.

Juke Airlines today at 23:37
Im sure I havent, so go and play with your 'boys'.

ching1933 today at 23:40
So thats what all of these are all about?

Dont worry,I know you got something that you can show me.

So dont be afraid.

Juke Airlines today at 23:43
Well, thats enough of your silly games. Like I said, go play with your 'boys', they'll need wet nursing after they lose their nukes.

ching1933 today at 23:46
Silly games love?
No you're mistaken.

We got enough women here to take care of them.

I can tend to you after loosing yours .
I know you need one lol.

Oh dear dear, weird or what lol


And here's another from an obviously highly experienced elite player lol............

Spoiler: Yes they clearly are elite players.........

Juke Airlines today at 09:51
To all members of [ally]G.F[/ally], I'd like to thank you for the increase in my ODD. Please continue sending your nukes to their deaths on my little village [coord]761|491[/coord]. One day you might actually do some damage to it lol.............NOT!

Thanks again ladies, you're doing a great job...........NOT!

JUKE

hepos today at 10:21
what about your little village [coord]729|520[/coord]
and your deffenses ?

STATS DO NOT LIE !!!!

YOU ARE LOOSING !!!

GET OVER IT little girl

Juke Airlines today at 10:36
Yes, that would be the village you lot lost 42 nukes on..........very smart, very experienced players arent you........NOT.


Stats can show a lot of things, theres a saying in England......'lies, lies, damned lies and stats'.
Meaning anyone can twist them to their advantage.
But reports of your inept attempts at taking 2 villages, one costing you 42 nukes, and mine so far costing you 23 nukes.........well all I can say is....You are truly great, experienced and skilled players.........NOT LMAO.

This message has been forwarded by Juke Airlines.

 

[DeletedUser]

It's amazing how long some people will talk to animals.......

Quest2005 today at 00:20
WOOF

magwitch today at 00:29
em?
excuse me?
what u mean??

Quest2005today at 00:46
WOOF WOOF

magwitch today at 00:46
give me one more tip plz..

Quest2005today at 00:47
MIAOW MIAOW

magwitch today at 00:53
hmmm..
its kind a diff...
elefant`??

Quest2005today at 00:54
MEH

magwitch today at 00:58
youuuuuuuuuuuu!
hahahha
i bet that is you!!!

Quest2005 today at 01:01
WOOF WOOF

magwitch today at 01:03
some1 is hunting u???
and if dont know...
ull get hunted DOWN

Quest2005today at 01:04
MEH

magwitch today at 01:04
if u want to send nukes u can do it now...
ill be on for the rest of the night..

Quest2005today at 01:08
MIAOW MIAOW

magwitch today at 01:08
chicken

Quest2005 today at 01:23
MEH

magwitch today at 01:26
ur bored..

Quest2005today at 01:27
WOOF

Quest2005today at 01:38
meh

magwitch today at 01:43
ur annoying..
1 more msg like that and ill report u

Quest2005today at 01:45
miaow miaow

magwitch today at 02:03
how old are you?

Quest2005today at 02:07
MIAOW MIAOW

magwitch today at 02:07
aaaaaaaaaaaattttttttttt

Quest2005today at 02:08
MEH

magwitch today at 02:09
oust

Quest2005 today at 02:09
MIAOW MIAOW

magwitch today at 02:10
oust oust

Quest2005 today at 02:10
MEH

magwitch today at 02:11
BB going to sleep ur bored

Quest2005 today at 02:12
MIAOW MIAOW

magwitch today at 02:12
cya tomorrow morning

Quest2005today at 02:14
WOOF

Quest2005today at 07:11
MIAOW MIAOW

I like to think that all my messages made sense, and were in context :lol: