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DeletedUser

Guest
well mannered person

just got this from a well mannered person

****** today at 18:59
You took my village when I did nothing to you so if you don't mind can I have it back?

**** today at 19:51
I'm disinclined to acquiesce to your request

****** today at 21:34
english plz

**** today at 21:36
it is english

***** today at 21:36
lol, sorry im no good with big words lol

**** today at 21:41
try and google it

****** today at 21:47
i have arranged for you to move to a new apartment on the edge of town the fresh air will do you good
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DeletedUser

Guest
Well I have had this on my profile for some time (years actually)

I have an army of invisible green pixies

If they are invisible how do I know they exist?

You may well ask.

I know they exist because they speak to me.
I know they are green because they tell me so.

They live on a diet of beer and cake and are often drunk. I have heard that they do unspeakable things to fairies.

They say that the worst swear word in the world is Belgium, but they will not tell me what it means.
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DeletedUser

Guest
dubata on 12.03. at 16:44
do you think you could take [player]johnlechef[/player]?

youre pretty decent.

Cruddy17 on 12.03. at 16:48
I would love to, but uhhhh, well, there is a loverly noble limit on this world, so i would have to noble several villages near him in order to be able to noble him, which we have no intention to do i'm afraid :3

Ask someone near you/him that might be nice enough to do so. :)

dubata on 12.03. at 16:49
is anyone in your tribe close to him

Cruddy17 on 12.03. at 16:50
Uhhhhh... i dunno really. :d

I'll check - 2 secs.

Cruddy17 on 12.03. at 16:52
Nearest person i guess is Dead4head, but i'unno.

Best asking some other tribe maybe.

Although, my bet would be to restart/delete and make a new account. ^^

dubata today at 13:54
do you think you could take out [ally]fist now ??[/ally]

Cruddy17 today at 15:22
Uhhhhh. No. They're too good for us. We're going to surrender to them. :(

dubata today at 15:29
*tut tut*

dubata today at 15:29
no need to be sarcastic

Cruddy17 today at 15:30
I know :(

We're all secretly pointwhores as well, we don't have any troops and they have vicious spear nukes :(

dubata today at 15:31
as if

dubata today at 15:31
why are you being like this

Cruddy17 today at 15:35
But it's the truth :(

We're all giving up to them as they're better than us, and can noble magically over 120 hours away o:

dubata today at 15:40
sorry ok i didnt know

Cruddy17 today at 15:41
It's fine, it's nothing to be ashamed of getting beat by these... monsters.... ;w;
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I'll never understand why the hell he asked me of all people. :\
 

DeletedUser5868

Guest
Feel a wee bit bad xD

SteveeB on 09.04. at 14:41
G'day. I know it is the idea of the game but aren't you getting tired of this. I know I am. So I will now try and make sure I have as little resources available for you to pillage.
Cheers.

TaZeR on 09.04. at 17:35
erm... your being nobled...

TaZeR on 09.04. at 17:37
Cheers...

SteveeB on 09.04. at 22:54
What do you mean I'm being nobled?.
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DeletedUser

Guest
Someone told me to say this [i scouted him then this happened]

shyam108 on 30.05. at 14:53
Umm, did I miss something?

We're not at war with Egg, and I just bought a great load of yr resources. Your response is to attack me? Pourquoi?

mitchnom today at 11:06
Mate don't worry. I'm only sending more troops to trade even more resources. Its all cool, nothing to be worried about

shyam108 today at 17:18
Sorry, you didn't really answer my question.

You are attacking me why?

mitchnom today at 17:58
I'm sorry for attacking you, I thought you needed more resources to trade.

So, I thought if i made you have less resources at your disposal, it would allow more resources for trade, which would be to your benefit.

shyam108 today at 18:03
You're full of sh*t
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DeletedUser

Guest
I have just had a why are you attacking message, I thought we would be over those by now:icon_confused:
 

DeletedUser7433

Guest
that's just mean :( there's so many barbs out there to attack :O just take a load of them! :p those troops have families! think of the families!! :spear: :swordsman: :axemen:
 

DeletedUser

Guest
iim jezz said:
that's just mean :( there's so many barbs out there to attack :O just take a load of them! :p those troops have families! think of the families!! :spear: :swordsman: :axemen:
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You think too much :icon_rolleyes:
 

DeletedUser

Guest
I drink too much:icon_evil:

No I really thought we would be over those messages by now, oh well..........
 

DeletedUser7433

Guest
these never get old :)

-azza-1 on 12.06. at 19:54
lol why you sending fakes?
Or are you practising you noble trian timing?

iiM Jezz today at 12:39
waiting for my spear nukes to rebuild and then ill come for you :)

-azza-1 today at 13:20
oh deep joy :D
Please dont lol

iiM Jezz today at 13:21
but my troops get bored, 20k spear nukes might be coming your way any day now, id quit and join a new world :( this world isn't good for new people, no moral and fast world doesn't treat well for rim :)

-azza-1 today at 13:22
ahh come on be nice, just to me ill pay you in res lol

-azza-1 today at 13:24
Just think if you help me get bigger i can go to war with you :D

I mean as a allie lol

iiM Jezz today at 13:26
Im sorry no need, im big enough as it is :) don't need anyone else helping me, im friends with probably the best player on this world so your pretty much screwed on that one :( :p

-azza-1 today at 14:27
waaaa

Im begging you here

iiM Jezz today at 14:28
Beg more!

-azza-1 today at 15:11
Please
PleasePleasePleasePleasePleasePleasePleasePleasePleasePleasePleasePleasePleasePleasePleasePleasePleasePleasePleasePleasePleasePleasePleasePleasePleasePleasePleasePleasePleasePleasePleasePleasePleasePleasePleasePleasePleasePleasePleasePleasePleasePleasePleasePleasePleasePleasePleasePleasePleasePleasePleasePleasePleasePleasePleasePleasePleasePleasePleasePleasePleasePleasePleasePleasePleasePleasePleasePleasePleasePleasePleasePleasePleasePleasePleasePleasePleasePleasePleasePleasePleasePleasePleasePleasePleasePleasePleasePleasePleasePleasePleasePleasePlease

iiM Jezz today at 15:11
LOL
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DeletedUser

Guest
So...We'd been attacking the pro-barb-nobler, dcsinclair8976, while he was in =KN=. Him and his buddy Lucius left =KN= and formed a new tribe, SPQRb once we started attacking him as well. This message was absolutely priceless!

dcsinclair8976 on 11.06. at 08:12
hi mate

not sure if you have noticed but we're allies now

cheers

david

Wilgore on 11.06. at 12:53
David,

Thanks so much for making me laugh.

Have a good one,
Wil.
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DeletedUser

Guest
The (SPQR)b in the tribe tag says everything about the members :lol:
 

DeletedUser

Guest
castlering on 25.10. at 09:16
Hi up bud

mitchnom on 25.10. at 09:17
:?

castlering on 25.10. at 09:17
At least it will give me chance to Tag the attacks today, with no school this week

mitchnom on 25.10. at 09:19
HI up? - confused.

Thanks for telling be you have no skl - won't attack anymore.

/or will i?

..... To be continued after i attack someone else

castlering on 25.10. at 09:21
Mitch,

lol

mitchnom on 25.10. at 09:22
I wasnt mento cross that all out



mitchnom on 25.10. at 11:20
so...

castlering on 25.10. at 11:23
so what?

mitchnom on 25.10. at 11:23
dw

castlering on 25.10. at 11:25
Mitch

who his on the account at the mo??

mitchnom on 25.10. at 11:55
what?

mitchnom on 25.10. at 12:32
everyone :D

mitchnom on 25.10. at 16:24
so what you doing?

mitchnom on 25.10. at 19:47
reply?

mitchnom today at 11:08
Are you going to?

castlering today at 11:11
you really need to get a life!!

mitchnom today at 11:12
Why's that?

castlering today at 11:13
because typing in italics was a roman invention, you don't want to be seen doing that now considering you hate us so much.

mitchnom today at 11:16
Well, who said it was hate?

When the Germans went war with England/France WW1. They were told what to do by their ranks.

I do hate some of SPQR players but some like Wilgore are decent people :D

castlering today at 11:17
he is a god, not a mere mortal man remember. Bow down to the mighty Wilgore

mitchnom today at 11:21
No, actually is an average player.

/rollseyes

castlering today at 11:23
well he has held out pretty well against both your tribes, and shows no signs off quiting, more than can be said off some egg players or so a birdy told me last night, when you off to ttf then?

mitchnom today at 11:27
Hmmm... Keep telling your self that.

'more than can be said off some egg players'

Coming from a member in SPQR thats real rich.

And I don't intend to be moving to SPQR soon.

castlering today at 11:30
don't think we would have you, you seem to think this is war and its serious and slag people off in the forums, you never know AOTS might have you, but think you are lucky to be in any tribe with the attitude you have, try going to a real war and seeing people die, might make you sit up and think well this is a game after all and be a little less scathing off people in the future, have some dignity for once.

mitchnom today at 11:32
Mate, its game... Not a real war. Also, there are no wars at the moment just Massacres under the name "Against the war on terror."

Well, this is "Against the noobs who nearly made everyone quit out of boredom"

Btw, that is a great tactic.

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Hilarious dude. :D
 

DeletedUser

Guest
Aurai on 24.10. at 19:42
So when you going to send some real attacks at me? or maybe someone in your tribe might want to send soem real attacks

neile on 24.10. at 20:39
clear those troops out first, no fun at all....

Aurai on 24.10. at 20:41
why wouldi clear the troops out, the fun of the game is so you clear the troops out im not just going to give you my villages

neile on 24.10. at 21:33
yeah but it would take ages to work out how many nukes to send through the sim :). Tell you what - if you run your numbers through the sim and tell us how many nukes are needed to clear we'll get onto it..... :)

Aurai on 24.10. at 21:39
im not goign to do your work for you, at the end of the day why would i tell you that, its up to you to cler the villages not me so you work it out, if this is what all SPQR are like its pathetic, scared to attack a stacked village because you will lose your nukes, they are troops which rebuild

neile on 24.10. at 23:23
no probs with that - prob best to go for the ones that take fewest nukes first?
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This made me laugh so bad
 
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