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Uh oh, looks like we bumped into some 1337 opposition.
 

DeletedUser1495

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Funny quotes:

1. People who point at their wrist while asking for the time....I know
where my watch is pal, where the flip is yours? Do I point at my crotch
when I ask where the toilet is?

2. People who are willing to get off their arse to search the entire room
for the TV remote because they refuse to walk to the TV and change the
channel manually.

3. When people say "Oh you just want to have your cake and eat it too".
Flipng right! What good is a cake if you can't eat it?

4. When people say "it's always the last place you look". Of course it is.
Why the flip would you keep looking after you've found it? Do people do
this? Who and where are they?

5. When people say while watching a film "did you see that?". No tosser, I
paid 10 quid to come to the cinema and stare at the fliping floor.

6. People who ask "Can I ask you a question?". Didn't really give me a
choice there, did you sunshine?

7. When something is 'new and improved!'. Which is it? If it's new, then
there has never been anything before it. If it's an improvement, then there
must have been something before it.

8. When people say "life is short". What the flip?? Life is the longest
damn thing anyone ever fliping does!! What can you do that's longer?

9. When you are waiting for the bus and someone asks, "Has the bus come
yet?". If the bus came would I be standing here, dumb ass?

10. People who say things like 'My eyes aren't what they used to be'. So
what did they used to be? ears, Wellington boots?

11. When you're eating something and someone asks 'Is that nice?' No it's
really revolting - I always eat stuff I hate.

12. People who announce they are going to the toilet. Thanks that's an
image I really didn't need.

13. McDonalds staff who pretend they don't understand you if you don't
insert the 'Mc' before the item you are ordering.....It's has to be a
McChicken Burger, just a Chicken Burger get blank looks. Well I'll have a
McStraw and jam it in your McEyes you fliping McTosser.

14. When your involved in a accident and someone asks 'are you alright?'
Yes fine thanks, I'll just pick up my limbs and be off

15. A day without sunshine is like night.

16. On the other hand, you have different fingers.

17. 42.7 percent of all statistics are made up on the spot.

18. Remember, half the people you know are below average.

19. He who laughs last thinks slowest.

20. Depression is merely anger without enthusiasm.

21. The early bird may get the worm, but the second mouse gets the cheese in the trap.

22. Support bacteria. They're the only culture some people have.

23. A clear conscience is usually the sign of a bad memory.

24. Change is inevitable, except from vending machines.

25. If you think nobody cares, try missing a couple of payments.

26. OK, so what's the speed of dark?

27. When everything is coming your way, you're in the wrong lane.

28. Hard work pays off in the future. Laziness pays off now.

29. Eagles may soar, but weasels don't get sucked into jet engines.

30. What happens if you get scared half to death, twice?

31. Inside every older person is a younger person wondering,
'What the heck happened?'

32. Just remember -- if the world didn't suck, we would all fall off.

33. Light travels faster than sound. That's why some people appear bright until you hear them speak.

34. Life isn't like a box of chocolates. It's more like a jar of jalapenos. What you do today, might burn your butt tomorrow.

35. Never argue with an idiot, they'll bring you to their level then beat you with experience

36. When everything's coming your way, you're in the wrong lane and going the wrong way

37. Experience is the hardest teacher ever, she gives the test first then the lesson afterwards​
 
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DeletedUser

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That made me laugh, but delete the words with * or you could get banned.
 

DeletedUser

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usey11 said:
Funny quotes:​



1. People who point at their wrist while asking for the time....I know
where my watch is pal, where the f*ck is yours? Do I point at my crotch
when I ask where the toilet is?​

2. People who are willing to get off their arse to search the entire room
for the TV remote because they refuse to walk to the TV and change the
channel manually.​

3. When people say "Oh you just want to have your cake and eat it too".
F*cking right! What good is a cake if you can't eat it?​

4. When people say "it's always the last place you look". Of course it is.
Why the f*ck would you keep looking after you've found it? Do people do
this? Who and where are they?​

5. When people say while watching a film "did you see that?". No tosser, I
paid 10 quid to come to the cinema and stare at the f*cking floor.​

6. People who ask "Can I ask you a question?". Didn't really give me a
choice there, did you sunshine?​

7. When something is 'new and improved!'. Which is it? If it's new, then
there has never been anything before it. If it's an improvement, then there
must have been something before it.​

8. When people say "life is short". What the f*ck?? Life is the longest
damn thing anyone ever f*cking does!! What can you do that's longer?​

9. When you are waiting for the bus and someone asks, "Has the bus come
yet?". If the bus came would I be standing here, Kn*b head?​

10. People who say things like 'My eyes aren't what they used to be'. So
what did they used to be? ears, Wellington boots?​

11. When you're eating something and someone asks 'Is that nice?' No it's
really revolting - I always eat stuff I hate.​

12. People who announce they are going to the toilet. Thanks that's an
image I really didn't need.​

13. McDonalds staff who pretend they don't understand you if you don't
insert the 'Mc' before the item you are ordering.....It's has to be a
McChicken Burger, just a Chicken Burger get blank looks. Well I'll have a
McStraw and jam it in your McEyes you f*cking McTosser.​

14. When your involved in a accident and someone asks 'are you alright?'
Yes fine thanks, I'll just pick up my limbs and be off​

15. A day without sunshine is like night.​

16. On the other hand, you have different fingers.​

17. 42.7 percent of all statistics are made up on the spot.​

18. Remember, half the people you know are below average.​

19. He who laughs last thinks slowest.​

20. Depression is merely anger without enthusiasm.​

21. The early bird may get the worm, but the second mouse gets the cheese in the trap.​

22. Support bacteria. They're the only culture some people have.​

23. A clear conscience is usually the sign of a bad memory.​

24. Change is inevitable, except from vending machines.​

25. If you think nobody cares, try missing a couple of payments.​

26. OK, so what's the speed of dark?​

27. When everything is coming your way, you're in the wrong lane.​

28. Hard work pays off in the future. Laziness pays off now.​

29. Eagles may soar, but weasels don't get sucked into jet engines.​

30. What happens if you get scared half to death, twice?​

31. Inside every older person is a younger person wondering,
'What the heck happened?'​

32. Just remember -- if the world didn't suck, we would all fall off.​

33. Light travels faster than sound. That's why some people appear bright until you hear them speak.​

34. Life isn't like a box of chocolates. It's more like a jar of jalapenos. What you do today, might burn your butt tomorrow.​

35. Never argue with an idiot, they'll bring you to their level then beat you with experience​

36. When everything's coming your way, you're in the wrong lane and going the wrong way​


37. Experience is the hardest teacher ever, she gives the test first then the lesson afterwards​
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lol, love it xD
 

DeletedUser4700

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I think it was lodda who I first saw all them bunnies on ones profile, he/maybe someone else had the best collection and was the first time I saw that bunny evolve sometime ago but now its a lame thing to have, mega overused, poor bunny :(
 

DeletedUser

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Smite. today at 14:09
Hai.
We are Nuke and Aidan.
We do very much enjoy this game and currently play world 39 .net.

We would like a great favor from you and in return we will repay you in the future best we can.
We would love it if you could 'Start Over' so we could farm your abandoned village. We understand this is an inconvenience and so we will ofcourse have to repay you in the future in any way we can!

Many Thanks,
Smite.
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Ha-Ha, loser
 

DeletedUser

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Briggsy99 today at 15:51
Why are you messing with me??? I wouldn't because we have a very strong secret coalition of tribes that could wipe your village of the map!

Well just dont do it again or you will be farmed nobled then farmed and nobled again untill you quit this game.


Good Luck!

Ender-wiggin today at 15:54
lol.

Strong and secret that you tell about?

And I'm sure that you can noble this early haha.

Briggsy99 today at 15:56
Yh but its not that secret anymore :)

I meant in the future lol

How about joining us?

Ender-wiggin today at 15:57
Riiight. You looked at my tribe?

Briggsy99 today at 15:58
Yh it looks rather rubbish even if they have a few points, your members are all point whores lol.

Ender-wiggin today at 16:00
Point whores?

I can guarantee we all have more troops than you, lol.

Briggsy99 today at 16:00
Maybe me but not in the future mate.

Ender-wiggin today at 16:01
Yes, easily.

Now, I'm warning you, do not attack [player]c@mil[/player]. He is my farm.

Briggsy99 today at 16:02
Your miles away from me why scout me?

Briggsy99 today at 16:02
All of 4 squares.

Ender-wiggin today at 16:03
Miles away? I'm scouting people much further away than that.

Briggsy99 today at 16:03
lol it was a joke.

Ender-wiggin today at 16:04
Riight.

Just remember. You attack [player]c@mil[/player], and you and I have an issue. So be smart, and don't.

Briggsy99 today at 16:05
I wasn't planning on i got plenty of juicy squares near me.

Ender-wiggin today at 16:05
The barb is mine, too.

Briggsy99 today at 16:10
Which one?

Ender-wiggin today at 16:13
[village]470|482[/village]

Briggsy99 today at 16:19
I had been using that but i will let it go this time. Even if you did attack me i could have at least 100 members support before the attack reached.

Ender-wiggin today at 16:21
Bull. That's such a lie.

You don't have 100 members.

Support (hopefully meaning swords) travel slower than spears, and much slower than lcav.

There aren't 100 PLAYERS, much less people in your tribe, that would be able to provide support, if instantly notified and sent, the moment I could send an attack.

Seriously. Be reasonable, at the very least.

Idiot. You better know you're not going to attack that village.

Briggsy99 today at 16:33
Look read my mail at the start i could get a 100 members support just you dont know who from ;)

Im not an idiot so dont call me one.

Oh and dont scout any of our tribes members or our coalition pitty i cant tell you who they are.

Ender-wiggin today at 16:34
Pity I don't fear your threats.

You're an idiot because I said there aren't 100 players in range. As I said.

And I'll scout whoever I please.

Briggsy99 today at 16:36
You will regret that mate.

Ender-wiggin today at 16:38
I'm sure. I'm more than 2* your size, with more than 4* your troops. I'm growing at a rate that can only be described as exponentially larger than you.

I'm sure I need to fear you.

Briggsy99 today at 16:40
Go on carry on taking the mick and you will pay!

Ender-wiggin today at 16:43
I'm sure.

Dude, you're ridiculous. Your threats are obviously empty and lies. Your logic is fallible and your arguments avoid the obvious contradictions with your statements with more baseless threats.

I'm sorry I'm not stupid enough to fall for your idiotic plan.

Briggsy99 today at 16:45
Are you sure about that???

Ender-wiggin today at 16:46
Yes. And with that, funny IGM's gets yet another noob victim. :)
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So, be warned: There's a huge super secret 7331 alliance out there.

And it has super members that exist without being seen on the map.

Oh. And Thargoran, Russki, Jamm, and all my other fellow tribesmates are pointwhores.

It's true, Briggsy99 said so.
 
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DeletedUser

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@ender

Don't anger our fearless legions. We will unleash a fury of swords and spears, never before seen, upon thee. Your days are numbered point whore!
 

DeletedUser

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Adding on to my previous post about my personal war with WIN:
SpenSir on 21.10. at 18:06
You have threatened a player in our alliance, bad move “RESTART”
zarddeath200 on 21.10. at 19:31
No, Nice attacks on UK2 though (sarcastic)
SpenSir on 21.10. at 20:02
How old are you & don't you know when you on the wrong side?
If you had made an alliance or NAP this would not be a problem for you!
zarddeath200 on 21.10. at 20:10
Ummm, Does it matter and WHAT? I am not in a tribe.
Hey, I would liek to offer you a NAP Spensir (not happening)
SpenSir on 21.10. at 20:34
It is a shame about your attitude to the game!
You are obviously intelligent but you are ether a kid or a lonely person!
zarddeath200 on 21.10. at 20:39
neither actually. And this is a game. I don't take it THAT seriously. I would not put my tribe up to wasting all there troops on someone who is better than them, just because he sent a restart mail. I find that ignorant.
SpenSir on 21.10. at 20:48
The attacks on W2 have not got to you yet!
So your sarcasm lacks content!
In four days (a slow death) I look forward to your sarcastic remarks.
Now run along!! You have a lot to do and I have a good tribe and alliance of friends to enjoy talking to.
zarddeath200 on 21.10. at 20:48
Fail, I am completely bored. By the time your attack hits, I will have three villages. Good luck
ADDED: IN UK2
zarddeath200 on 21.10. at 21:22
Please tell all members of your tribe that if they mail me, I will forward them all unresponded mails in my inbox.
Thanks.
ADDED: seriously, 47 mails saying the same thing is annoying, they stopped
zarddeath200 today at 11:44
Good ,luck destroying me, K-K-T and K-T-T (or whatever) have backed yout
SpenSir today at 11:51
you don't even use BBcodes!
zarddeath200 today at 11:56
I am soooo sorry. I don't feel that I need to waste the time responding to something useless like this.
but at least i don't tell all my tribe members to Spam some guy with mails saying BAD MOVE, "RESTART"
there.
What are the quotation marks there for anyway?
SpenSir today at 12:01
lol
zarddeath200 today at 12:02
Exactly.
When does my BP end anyway?
SpenSir today at 12:07
What does BP mean?
Abbreviations
Units / Buildings
Spies = Scouts
LC/lcav/light horses = Light Cavalry
SC/scav/heavy horses = Heavy Cavalry
nobles = noblemen
HQ = Headquarters
Attack terms
def = Defensive army
off = Offensive army
def village = A villages that is used for recruiting a defensive village
Off village = A village that is used for recruiting an offensive army
farming/raiding/plundering= Attacking other villages to get their resources
clear = kill all troops in a village
bashing = repeated attacks on the same person/target to keep it from rebuilding or to clear for a noble
nobling = Taking over another village by attacking that village multiple times with a noblemen. (Lowering the loyalty to under 0)
prenobling = Lowering the Loyalty of a village with your own noblemen so that another player only needs to send one attack (due to distance or availability of noblemen)
Fakes = Sending just one unit on a player to "confuse" the player
timing = Setting multiple attacks from one or more player so that they hit at the same time
suiciding = killing your own troops knowing they'll die to clear farm space or to give your village away
blocking a noble = Timing the defense on a village so that the clearing troops hit before the defense arrives, but the noble attacks arrive after the defense
Spike = Supporting a village that is abandoned or known to be empty to kill incoming attacks of the raiding players.
center = inner circle of the map
rim = outer circle of the map
100/100/50 = 100 Spear/ 100 Sword/ 50 heave Cavalry (Short version when asking for defense)
Techs = Technology levels of your units
Sniping = Sending a noble to either take an already taken village or taking a village that someone else was in the process of taking
Early warning system/Tripwire = A network of players stationing troops in each others villages to be informed of attacks as soon as they hit.
NAP = No attack Pact
General
TW = Tribal Wars
STW = Speed Tribal Wars (A server that has short rounds with much higher speed)
RL = Real Life
PA = Premium Account
IGM = In Game Message
noob = negative word for new players
Simcity player / Turtles = negative word for players concentrating on defense
Multi = A player that plays more than one account per world (and breaks the rules by that)
24/7 = having an account that is active 24 hours a day, 7 days a week. Usually by playing with multiple people in one account.
Forum and Chat language
Pm = Private message
idk = I don't know
np = no problem
thx = Thanks
imo = in my opinion
imho = in my humble opinion
afaik = as far as i know
*g* = grins
rofl= rolling on floor laughing
lol = laughing out loud
\o/ = laughing out very loud
<3 = I love you
k = okay
kk = "okay" or "no comment"
nc = no comment
kewl = cool
^^= raised eyebrows
Wayne? = who cares
w0rd/wOrd/word = so true
OMG = Oh my God!
OT = Off Topic
B2T = Back to Topic
zarddeath200 today at 12:13
FAIL. When does my BP end. Not what is it.
SpenSir today at 12:15
Sorry! BP means fail?
zarddeath200 today at 12:25
No, when does my BP end? send an attack at me, then withdraw it, otherwise the troops will die, or there will be some red words, copy and paste the red words into this mail.
SpenSir today at 12:28
BP?
zarddeath200 today at 12:31
Beginner Protection
SpenSir today at 12:35
Thank you! I didn't understand that.
You are one village our total in this world with our allies numbers 187 and growing!
Why do you keep provoking us?
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Win doesn't know what BP is, lose.
 

DeletedUser

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The attacks on W2 have not got to you yet!
So your sarcasm lacks content!
In four days (a slow death) I look forward to your sarcastic remarks.
Now run along!! You have a lot to do and I have a good tribe and alliance of friends to enjoy talking to.
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Best lines! :D
 

DeletedUser

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After some lengthy discussion...

Confused. today at 18:56
It doesn't matter. Restart or you wont have a village to like.

gorila gal0 today at 18:59
i will report you if you invade

Confused. today at 19:01
Attacking someone is not against the rules.

§1) One Account Per Player

§2) Players Sharing an Internet Connection

§3) Account sitting

§4) Long Term Sitting

§5) Merging of the accounts

§6) Communication

§7) Mass mailing

§8) Push accounts

§9) Selling and buying of accounts and in game objects

§10) Bugs and errors

§11) Bots and Scripts

§12) Language

§13) Player Names

§14) Account deletion & banning

If you can find something about me attacking you being against the rules please state.

gorila gal0 today at 19:05
i have only just started please dont i have swine flu and only found this at lunch time

Confused. today at 19:07
I really don't care. Restart. Or I attack you.

gorila gal0 today at 19:07
i stil dont understand
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Pure.
Idiot.
D:
 

DeletedUser4147

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Biggsy-32 on 20.10. at 20:02
Guess what?
Restart
Or
Just Delete

ruggercaz on 20.10. at 20:59
Your funny mate

Biggsy-32 on 21.10. at 08:04
hmm, your screwed then

ruggercaz today at 16:47
not really mate.
Ive juts got 3 offers for u:

1.Make an alliance with both tribes, we can then team up and kill off any tribes/players in this K and then the world.

2. Make a NAP, and we will not attack u or make any bad things for u

3. You and me make a Personal alliance

Biggsy-32 today at 19:25
4). your screwed
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I found this kinda funny, then again i'm just wierd
 
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