Jaigosian on 12.06. at 12:48
Ladies and Gentlemen.
Boys and Girls.
Welcome to
Downage™
The [player]Jaigosian[/player] 'weight/point' loss plan -
EXTREME EDITION.
This is the deluxe package reserved for my very special friends, in which they receive a rapid downsize, just for the cost of their buildings and troops.
Theres
3 steps to complete this wonderfully thoughtful plan.
Step 1.
Surveylance and Assessment/Risk Management.
Ill send you various Scout representatives.
They will assess the village/s and take photos of the village/s, you are submitting into
Downage™ and they will also, take a peek at your various buildings and decide what ones you will need to be removed.
Step 2.
Constructive Decommisioning.
You will have many, many incoming '
decomisioning teams' visit your village/s and they will begin to rapidly downsize your building/s, but only after they have relocated your troops to a special day-spa called the:
Red Dot Hotel and Spa.
With this step, you will be forwarded the reports of the work being done and shown the relocation of your troops, in the village/s submitted to
Downage™.
Step 3.
Instant Results and Aftecare Package.
As well as offering instant results, after the
Downage™ you will receive several more of these special teams to your other villages, a complemantary gift as part of our aftercare package as well as extra photos, from myself showing the finished work.
Your custom is welcome.
Results are 110% guaruntee'd.
No account is too big, nor too small.
Sign up today for instant
Downage™.
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Downage™ is a trademark of [player]Jaigosian[/player] co. and their affiliates.
Terms and conditions apply.
[player]Themag[/player] of [ally]G.F[/ally] is the latest player to receive
Downage™.
Surveylance and Assessment/Risk Management.
Initial Photo of Village.
Constructive Decommisioning.
Work Schedule.
Troop relocation.
Rally Point - Gone (1-0).
Wall/Smithy - Wall Gone (20-0) and Smithy Massively Damaged (20-17).
Smithy - Massively Damaged (17-13).
Academy - Gone (1-0).
Market Place - Massively Damaged (19-16).
Workshop - Gone (10-0).
Stable - Gone (20-0).
Timber Camp - Massively Damaged (30-5).
Clay Pit - Massively Damaged (30-5).
Clay Pit - Gone. (5-0)
Smithy - Gone (13-0)
Farm - Gone (29-1).
Barracks - Gone (20-0).
Instant Results and Aftecare Package.
Final Assessment Photo of Village.
Photo of Themag.
Thanks for reviewing this plan for me.
More to follow...
[player]Jaigosian[/player].
CEO of
Downage™.