Well joker since you asked so nicely I will on this 1 occasion show you
You may remember this post made by a new player
http://forum.tribalwars.co.uk/showthread.php?20131-i-new-speed
Well after the Jubilee tournament 3 players of SLAP! publicly left the tribe I guessed the bashing they took at my hands was far too much for them to handle.... then suspiciously these 2 new players *crackle and *sparkle turned up talking like yoda and acting a little bit strange so I thought i would bash em up a couple times and see what happens... then after a few times battering them I started to get mails begging for mercy and asking me to teach them how to play... I decided to investigate a little and add one of them on skype and this is what followed (please bare in mind that the name was *crackle at the time and was later changed back to cameron)
[09/06/2012 21:50:59] Cameron<3: hello friend of mine
[09/06/2012 21:51:07] James O'Brien: hey
[09/06/2012 21:51:32] Cameron<3: teach me you might?
[09/06/2012 21:51:42] James O'Brien: yeah i will help u learn
[09/06/2012 21:51:52] James O'Brien: on 1 condition u never join SLAP!
[09/06/2012 21:52:03] Cameron<3: SLAP gay it sounsd(chuckle)
[09/06/2012 21:52:09] James O'Brien: yes!
[09/06/2012 21:52:24] James O'Brien: i fight them almost every round! i do not like them
[09/06/2012 21:53:02] Cameron<3: SLAP is old for me.
[09/06/2012 21:54:04] Cameron<3: James
[09/06/2012 21:54:08] Cameron<3: i have known you for many years
[09/06/2012 21:54:13] Cameron<3: i am not from Turkey.
[09/06/2012 21:54:14] James O'Brien: really?
[09/06/2012 21:54:15] Cameron<3: nor am i new.
[09/06/2012 21:54:18] Cameron<3: Cammmy.
[09/06/2012 21:54:20] Cameron<3: remember me?
[09/06/2012 21:54:20] Cameron<3:
[09/06/2012 21:54:21] Cameron<3: yes.
[09/06/2012 21:54:23] Cameron<3: i left SLAP!.
[09/06/2012 21:54:33] Cameron<3: suprised?
[09/06/2012 21:54:34] Cameron<3: yeah.
[09/06/2012 21:54:35] Cameron<3: well
[09/06/2012 21:54:37] Cameron<3: forum it
[09/06/2012 21:54:37] Cameron<3: idc
[09/06/2012 21:54:43] Cameron<3: i cba with this constant anger between us anymore.
[09/06/2012 21:54:46] Cameron<3: you destroy me every round.
[09/06/2012 21:54:47] James O'Brien: had a feeling it may be
[09/06/2012 21:54:51] Cameron<3: but i am no longer SLAP!.
[09/06/2012 21:54:56] Cameron<3: i am meant to be undercover
[09/06/2012 21:56:09] James O'Brien: well then i cant teach u anything
[09/06/2012 21:56:39] Cameron<3: i am not SLAP..
[09/06/2012 21:56:45] Cameron<3: nor am i an 'enemy' of such
[09/06/2012 21:56:52] Cameron<3: i would like to learn though..
[09/06/2012 21:57:01] Cameron<3: pretend i am this turkish player to everyone else
[09/06/2012 21:57:31] James O'Brien: lol nah.. thing is if i teach u to play properly.. u run to SLAP! or sam then i have tought my enemy to play properly
[09/06/2012 21:57:43] Cameron<3: i give you my word.
[09/06/2012 21:58:57] Cameron<3: pnp this if you must, sorry for wasting your time(hug)
[09/06/2012 21:59:21] James O'Brien: nah i dont do PNP I have no need to
[09/06/2012 21:59:48] Cameron<3: teach me you are?
[09/06/2012 22:03:01] Cameron<3: wait i will..
[09/06/2012 22:03:32] James O'Brien: stop talking like a doosh
[09/06/2012 22:03:38] Cameron<3:
[09/06/2012 22:03:43] Cameron<3: i am trying to get into character..
[09/06/2012 22:11:40] Cameron<3: hahahha
So as you can see he begged for me to teach him admitted I destroy him all the time... but look what happened I rejected him so he ran back to SLAP! and now I'm rubbish and a gangbanger again! lol
But to be a little fair to the nub cammy.. he wasn't the only member of SLAP! to beg for teaching or at least for me to let them be without hunting them every round!!
Whitty69 today at 23:36
Hello James,
I know we've had a lot done and said against one another, but I'd like to say since UK11 where the whole RAGE thing kicked off, I started to realise you were a decent guy and a decent player and I can learn a lot from you.
From now on I have decided to show you a lot of respect in any server that we appear in together (your a start up king) and thus for not attack you unless you attack me,
If you ever decide to remove your hatrid back from against me, I will be very willing to oblige and help you and myself gain the most wins and success on the .uk servers and therefore unite our bondage and teamplay as one?
Your willing?
Regards Matt
NEXT!!!!
[13:45:16] ~Ash: well, I know. I quit leadership yesterday after they failed to even coordinate. Now just on decision council
[13:45:39] James O'Brien: they all beg me for naps behind eachothers backs they all out for themselves
[13:46:45] ~Ash: lol, really? I never knew. These guys show off in SLAP room
[13:47:35] James O'Brien: yeah yesteday during cat round whitty was saying bash cammy and leave me... in another round he sent me a mail begging me to nap!
[13:48:33] ~Ash: tbh, these guys don't even support each other james. they really suck at coordination
[13:49:03] ~Ash: am leaving soon, just for the sake matt trusted me, am still around
[13:49:39] James O'Brien: surprised u get on with him too hes the worst one of them all
[13:50:28] ~Ash: well, I pwnd him one round. that's how I got in here. I grow D faster than his O. You saw my speed turtling style yesterday.
[13:50:46] ~Ash: Although I didn't play much yeaterday as I was playing with my little cousin on my back
[13:51:54] ~Ash: I had more than enough D to pawn matt's O and kill him. Then he offered me a spot in SLAP
[13:52:28] James O'Brien: not surprised.. although he did go through a stage of recruiting everyone lol
[13:52:58] ~Ash: well true. And I joined because I wanted to learn this game more. I am still a student. I still wish to learn.
[13:53:53] James O'Brien: u wont learn a lot frrom matt he plays the game so stupidly! hence why he stays on .uk cause 95% of peeps are re******
[13:54:27] ~Ash: Well, guess once I leave this, I will have lots to learn from you
[13:54:57] James O'Brien: lol i dont mind helping ya but not while ur with those nubs
[13:55:50] ~Ash: well, I will get back to you on that once I leave
[04/06/2012 18:48:44] James O'Brien: [17:58:16] ~Ash: Am quitting slap
[17:58:25] ~Ash: removed my name from SLAP thread
[17:58:31] ~Ash: more pissed out there
[17:58:40] James O'Brien: why?
[17:58:51] ~Ash: members are crap, bullshit. No coordination