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NEWS W4 - We're so unbiased it hurts!
EXCLUSIVE: Z~P In Expenses Scandal!
An astonishing number of claims have been made by Z~P on barbs. There have been assorted claims on second barbs, funded by the taxpayers money!
The +PEST- Commission are currently investigating political reform in which Z~P's could have their [FONT="]constituencies [/FONT] moved to the rim. Then the claims will have to be fully repaid.
They also made the unpopular decision of bailing out their close neighbours Ireland, I mean PROX recently whose economic climate had worsened.
There were rumours Z~P had been in talks with =FATE= and Harriet Harman had this to say on the matter 'We all know what it's like, you're at Fresher's Week, you meet up with a dodgy bloke and do things you regret. Isn't it true they've been led astray by =FATE=?'
And of course there's the smear campaign a Z~P held in order to try and get elected using this image in their leaflet. They claimed that +PEST- worked with Islamic extremists in order to get the angry white vote.
And this wouldn't be a cheap skanky tabloid with out some tits so here you go!
DISCLAIMER: The content above may be made up or exaggerated. Then again, isn't that what real papers do?
To those who can't read between the lines, +PEST- declare war on Z~P
Well, when I say +PEST- I really mean only a couple of players. Ad when I say war I really mean expansion. But it was a chance to make a pnp so i took it
This is my first PNP so don't be overly harsh Thanks for reading and if you like it rep me
EXCLUSIVE: Z~P In Expenses Scandal!
An astonishing number of claims have been made by Z~P on barbs. There have been assorted claims on second barbs, funded by the taxpayers money!
The +PEST- Commission are currently investigating political reform in which Z~P's could have their [FONT="]constituencies [/FONT] moved to the rim. Then the claims will have to be fully repaid.
They also made the unpopular decision of bailing out their close neighbours Ireland, I mean PROX recently whose economic climate had worsened.
There were rumours Z~P had been in talks with =FATE= and Harriet Harman had this to say on the matter 'We all know what it's like, you're at Fresher's Week, you meet up with a dodgy bloke and do things you regret. Isn't it true they've been led astray by =FATE=?'
And of course there's the smear campaign a Z~P held in order to try and get elected using this image in their leaflet. They claimed that +PEST- worked with Islamic extremists in order to get the angry white vote.
And this wouldn't be a cheap skanky tabloid with out some tits so here you go!
DISCLAIMER: The content above may be made up or exaggerated. Then again, isn't that what real papers do?
To those who can't read between the lines, +PEST- declare war on Z~P
Well, when I say +PEST- I really mean only a couple of players. Ad when I say war I really mean expansion. But it was a chance to make a pnp so i took it
This is my first PNP so don't be overly harsh Thanks for reading and if you like it rep me
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