Ferociously abusing TFF

DeletedUser

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Zero, not only have you stolen my birthday....now you have nicked my profile picture lol (on game that is)

Oh sorry about that mate, should have told me and i would have layed of the attacks for a day to enjoy yourself.. Ive had this profile pick on my profiles in other worlds for over 6 months.. So no :p

My my my ZerO what have you done...

Oh hai dere!
 

DeletedUser117

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On the contrary, I do.


Well Zero went
work6.jpg

Then TFF went:

nerd-baby.jpg

then this happened:
food_fight.jpg

And a bit of this:
ninjacookies.jpg

Now its up to this
foodfight.jpg

Thats it so far. . .
 

DeletedUser

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LOL nice one sparks!! :lol:

Theres no popcorn pics tho :icon_cry:
 

DeletedUser

Guest
Naaaaawwwwwwwww.. :icon_sad:

But yeh, those pics pretty much explain the sequence thats happened. - Im still laughing! :lol:
 

DeletedUser

Guest
Ah, now thanks to your absolutely amazing slide show of pictures, I understand the situation completely and need ask no more. I look forward to more of your slide shows Sparks.
 

DeletedUser117

Guest
You are trying to compare a text based game to an atom bomb and a really lame cartoon of Mortal Kombat 2????

Heck boy if you are going the pic route at least make it either funny or on topic - not errr what ever that was :icon_confused:
 

DeletedUser5582

Guest
Just a quick update on the war so far. Not An AimmeKity so can't pretend know what goes on in other tribes but thought I'd imagine it instead. Oh so i am like Aimmekitty lol

Covers Monday Morning (yeh for us) to last night (yeh for them) which if you can't be bothered to read Chapter three is a good summary!!

anyways Chapter Three for you Go TFF!

Chapter Three: The Kamacomedians Move On From their attempt to get scouting reports with Nukes!

Monday Morning Breakfast Meeting At KamaComedian HQ (buried in heart of fake volcano lair typey thing) and as our camera zooms in we can just see the following.....

Average Pointy Person with Tash, Demon Witch and the Dotted Jaw are sitting around their Operation Room table covered with little flags. Quite a few of their flags have been placed in the Rebuild Bin. A crumpled paper with TOP SECRET SCOUTING Plan lies discarded on the table with a red line running through it....

"BOOMSHAKALAKA" cried Mr. Zero body popping his way into the room. "Sowi am late pinky friends but Oh yeah just sooooo many new villages taken from those TFF noobs man they didn't even stack against me or nothing but just felt my spearey nukes!" and with that he air pelvic thrusts frantically "yeah baby put a drill on my spearette and I'd go through walls!"

"Oh can I have some of that awesomesaucyness then" simpered Satan's Circus bringing in tea and popcorn.

"Yeah baby!" cried Zero dancing in a large puddle in a mocked up hotel room set.

"ur Zero" said Miss. Average Pointy Person with Tash tenderly stroking the as usual silent Dotted Jaw "about last night? We think your plan of scouting with nukes needs some work"

"yeah knew it would work. Five baby! Five new villages! Points Good Time Girl race is as good as won! Now gonna need some fresh Tea Towels and Shoulder Guards cos this bad boy is hungry for more!"

"Zero you fool" hissed Demonic Witch shoveling popcorn into Dotted Jaws ghastly maw "the villages you took were undefended and bragging about it makes us look bad!" "We", waving her wand at Miss Average Pointy Person with Tash and the silent as the grave Dotted Jaw "didn't attack undefended villages" "No need to scout you said just send nukes and look what happened!" and thrusting the single scout report at the momentarily silent Zero. "Just one scout report after 25 nukes were sent by the three of you I don't understand.."

"Neither do I" miaowed Sparks the Cat padding silently into the room tail twitching violently! "You have made fools of us all" staring at Mr. Zero." I have returned from the Big Tribe Large Fromage Meeting hosted By AimmeKitty and they s******ed at me! I have never been s******ed at before they have not dared for we are No 1 Large Fromage. Worse some fool placed VOL AU VENTS on the table!" yowled the normally unflappable Sparks tail thrashing popcorn from the table that she'd just jumped onto.

"Leave NO cookie unturned! I want them all and I want them now! Now go all of you!" she snarled and as one they rushed for the door Miss Average Pointy Person with Tash tenderly scooping up the surprise surprise silent Dotted Jaw and fleeing the kitty cats wrath. "Not you!" chirruped Sparks to Satan's Circus "you may fetch some milk.." and "cookies" ventured Satan's Circus helpfully "NO COOKIES! yowled Sparks and Satan fled with the rest the sound of their operation room being clawed violently following them down the corridor festooned with the heads of extinct tribes. "Man" said Zero "not seen her that bad since that unfortunate incident with the Jack Russell"....

So as our camera pans back out from the evil Kamacomedian lair and over the wasted hinterland and Popcorn only shops that they inhabit you begin to see the odd patch of green as we move towards the TFF homelands where all our happy (well almost all but I think you know about our grumpy Duke) tribe do dwell. As you approach our villages you note the tired but determined tribe pleased from Sunday night's efforts but heavy of heart with the size of the task ahead to defend you all from one size fits all cuisine policy.

"We must take the fight to them" said our leader on Monday "arm yourselves and go forth!" and sighing as the Pink Queens marched out comparing hand bags and glitter sticks did our Duke watch our progress with pride.


And so it was that on the Monday we did continue with success with the high point being a distraught Mr. Zero distracted by his recent fur balling from Sparks the cat missing an incoming fake that morphed into something more unpleasant and losta nuke and 4 nobles to our valiant troops (Pink Queens as well good work!) Other villages were cleared and yes the odd force did not return with just a message delivered saying No Information Could Be Collected Grrrr but Monday had gone well for us.

But alas as Tuesday evening came it was our turn to taste some woe!. Their demonic resolve strengthened by their Cat pet talk the fiendish foursome did move their defensive troops with verve and skill (big hand clap v impressive guys have to say) and did strike down our nukes and slay our nobles too in ways to make the Great Sage Openeye himself smile. So as we enter this Wednesday morning the battle honours are pretty much even with both sides bloodied but unbowed!

Message ends as scribe must go forth and work. pesky clients don't they know I'm fighting a war here?!

So for those who struggle with the pics I hope this account may set to rights what is happening in this war!

P.S. Thank you to those who can't say Go TFF on the forum but message me instead! Appreciate the whys and really quite sweet of you!

Jo
 

DeletedUser

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I'd say the "war" is going much like a Honda Deauville.....slow and boring :icon_razz:

Both sides sending mass fakes and missing dodges (looks in Zeros direction) but meh is all a giggle.
 

DeletedUser

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If only for that comment I should ruddy well kick you :icon_neutral:

I was giggling to myself typing it, don't think you can deny i speak the truth though :icon_wink: I shall await you're fury with bated breath
 

DeletedUser

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DeletedUser6248

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I'd say the "war" is going much like a Honda Deauville.....slow and boring :icon_razz:

Both sides sending mass fakes and missing dodges (looks in Zeros direction) but meh is all a giggle.


It may look slow and boring from the outside ...

.... but taking part in the war, feels totally different.

It's frightening, heart-warming, cheering, disappointing, making proud, sometimes a really good laugh. We had a magnificent speech, gorgeous threads, heeps of records, wonderful organisation and the feeling of stick together, go for each other, be noticed from the world and start loving each other for warmth, comeradeship, humour and endurance.

Therefore I whisper (as I'm not the kind of person yelling aloud)

go TFF, go :)
 
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